The world is ending !! should you be saved

jamiecoins

ok so the world is going to end soon lets say a few thousand meteors are going to hit the world and were all going to die unless you get a ticket to a number of underground blast bunkers limited places available
tickets on a basis of a interview
a percentage of doctors tradesman and smart people;) have all got tickets first

1. why shouldyou be saved
2.what can you offer in rebuilding the world?
3. if you got a ticket would you transfer it to your wife/husband or child?
4. you dont get a ticket what would you do on your last day ?
5.what ah mod would you save
please be as random as possible :rolleyes:

First Facebook and now the World?

Well bugger me.

Smcgie

Nothing I'll die with the rest of yee

AnamGlas

Underground bunkers are sooooo WWII

westendgirlie

I have child bearing hips

Where To

If the world ends what difference is being in a bunker going to make?

earpiece

If I don't get a ticket.... my landlady's daughter is gonna be walking funny for a long time!

My name is URL

I can swing a sack of doorknobs

jamiecoins

where do i go from here wrote: »

If the world ends what difference is being in a bunker going to make?

its a secret amazing bunker built by the russians

stupidusername

1 because i'm hawt,that world is gonna need hawt people.
2 I can offer sandwich making for all the labourers.
3 dont have a wife husband or child,so all for me!
4 i'd go swimming with Orcas

Alan b.

1, probably no reason to be honest

2, propably nothing that wouldnt already be covered by trades people,
but hard graft doesnt phase me, and imoral stuff wouldnt phase me.

3, maybe

4, liberating a few tickets from people who wont need them.

stupidusername wrote: »

4 i'd go swimming with Orcas

nice idea, BUT

who's gonna use their last day to bring you out so you can go swimming with orca's?? lol

Ruu_Old

I are smart!:mad::mad::):)

jamiecoins

5. what ah mod should be saved ?

MungBean

I'd try build my own bunker, probably die anyway but be worth a shot considering the cleverholes wouldnt let me into their stupid bunker for jerks and the fact that I probably wouldnt like to die.

jamiecoins

Ruu wrote: »

I are smart!:mad::mad::):)

you no die

Alan b.

jamiecoins wrote: »

5. what ah mod should be saved ?

all of them coz they are all just so clever and friendly and handsome. :P

im invisible

sorry, i wasnt listening at the start there...

jamiecoins

Alan b. wrote: »

all of them coz they are all just so clever and friendly and handsome. :P

hoping the mod gives you his ticket lol

Alan b.

be easier then having to kill one and take it.....

The Jammy dodger

Deleted User wrote: »

First Facebook and now the World?

Well bugger me.

I'm not sure which I prefer to be honest lol

sgb

Just answer question 1


because I have so much money in the bank

Duggy747

Can never have enough IT Techies....................even if one bunker is turned into a call center for the others :pac:

Caller: "Hi, We're having a problem with our machine here in Bunker 43. It's beginning to talk back to us"

Me: "Ah, that's probably from the radiation seeping in"

Caller: "Oh, any way you could fix it over the phone or remotely...................or should I just run the anti-virus?"

Me: "Ehhhhh.............not really, running the anti-virus tends to piss them off once they start to............you know..........come alive. I'd say I'd need to do a call out for that kind of problem"

Caller: "Oh, ok. Any chance you could come around today?"

Me: *scratches head* "Looking doubtful at the moment, the mutants outside have sort of ate our vehicles and they have a tendency to eat people who venture outside."

Caller: "Ah for fùck sake, all I wanted to do was check my Facebook"

Me: "I know but..........sorry, new company policies that prohibit us from walking across the radioactive wasteland. Last week we lost 6 technicians heading across to Bunker 11 to sort out a machine that wasn't letting people log in."

Caller: "I don't care, that's not good enough. Can I speak to your supervisor?"

Me: "Well..............He...........He's not available right now, the mutants captured him this morning and are demanding we release one of them we captured 2 weeks ago."

Caller: ".................not good enough!"

Irish Wolf

Duggy747 wrote: »

Can never have enough IT Techies....................even if one bunker is turned into a call center for the others :pac:

Caller: "Hi, We're having a problem with our machine here in Bunker 43. It's beginning to talk back to us"

Me: "Try switching it off, waiting 10seconds, and turn it on again"

FYP

We're fckd - IT Techies take over the world!

Deliverance

The Mayans destroyed their own civilisation due to their ingorence of nature and a need for politics. Their end was easily predictable, and the intelligent people in their society possibly professed this end of days event. This event was ignored and it happened over time.

bbam

earpiece wrote: »

If I don't get a ticket.... my landlady's daughter is gonna be walking funny for a long time!

Or not that long if the world is ending:p

Johnny D. Mudd

Ah sure it's grand. All those who don't get a ticket into the bunker can stand along a cliff-edge and sing a rousing rendition of que cera cera before we all engage in an end of world orgy before being destroyed in a haze of fire, naked skin and semen. What a way to go.

jamiecoins

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

Ah sure it's grand. All those who don't get a ticket into the bunker can stand along a cliff-edge and sing a rousing rendition of que cera cera before we all engage in an end of world orgy before being destroyed in a haze of fire, naked skin and semen. What a way to go.

how bout everyone doing the theme music to countdown :pac:

Alan b.

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

Ah sure it's grand. All those who don't get a ticket into the bunker can stand along a cliff-edge and sing a rousing rendition of que cera cera before we all engage in an end of world orgy before being destroyed in a haze of fire, naked skin and semen. What a way to go.

or.... as there is no doubt more of us then them, we just over run them and kick them out.

Deliverance

The mayans messed up their own society. Society is about evolution and learning from past mistakes. The world is not ending it is just leanring from past mistakes.

Ice87

jamiecoins wrote: »

how bout everyone doing the theme music to countdown :pac:

how about everyone doing the girl from countdown?

jamiecoins

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

I have a big mickey.

westendgirlie wrote: »

I have child bearing hips

we have a match

jamiecoins

Ice87 wrote: »

how about everyone doing the girl from countdown?

carol or the new one?
that would be something to do on the last day lol

westendgirlie

jamiecoins wrote: »

we have a match

Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ???

jimmycrackcorm

because I have more posts.

jamiecoins

westendgirlie wrote: »

Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ???

well if he was in it might be a 2 for 1 offer lol

Alan b.

westendgirlie wrote: »

Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ???

someones getting schticky.

Chuck Stone

jamiecoins wrote: »

ok so the world is going to end soon lets say a few thousand meteors are going to hit the world and were all going to die unless you get a ticket to a number of underground blast bunkers limited places available

Oh noes! :eek:

smart people have all got tickets first

Oh I'm already in then

Johnny D. Mudd

Alan b. wrote: »

or.... as there is no doubt more of us then them, we just over run them and kick them out.

We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.

jamiecoins wrote: »

how bout everyone doing the theme music to countdown :pac:

We could but it'd be less convincing when we're trying to time that last BONG to take place right when the world explodes.:p

jamiecoins

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.


well played my friend
well played

Alan b.

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.



We could but it'd be less convincing when we're trying to time that last BONG to take place right when the world explodes.:p

they'red always be more room inside then they would have people, the snobby ****ers would just want their comfort.
we could break in, and have a celebratory orgy.

Bodhidharma

I should get one because I'm great, in fact I should probably get two so I can put my feet up

joshrogan

1. why shouldyou be saved? I can't do anything better than anyone else that would be useful so I guess I shouldn't be saved
2.what can you offer in rebuilding the world?I can supervise the rebuilding offering nothing but harsh criticism
3. if you got a ticket would you transfer it to your wife/husband or child?I'm only 18!
4. you dont get a ticket what would you do on your last day ?Just go for a walk in nature I guess.
5.what ah mod would you save
please be as random as possible

2 stroke

I've been told I'm in capable of monogamy. My skill will be required to repopulate the planet.

Johnny D. Mudd

jamiecoins wrote: »

well played my friend
well played

It helps when you're ridiculously obsessed with every little detail.:p

Alan b. wrote: »

they'red always be more room inside then they would have people, the snobby ****ers would just want their comfort.
we could break in, and have a celebratory orgy.

Of course, if we have a big enough orgy, with some luck and some form of radiation that speeds growth up a hundred-fold, we could form enough new people to easily hold off any threat from the outside. We'll be mostly crushed but it'll be worth it.:D

jimmymal

Ice87 wrote: »

how about everyone doing the girl from countdown?

sounds like a plan and ill happily call seconds after you sir seeing as you called it first;)

Alan b.

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

It helps when you're ridiculously obsessed with every little detail.:p



Of course, if we have a big enough orgy, with some luck and some form of radiation that speeds growth up a hundred-fold, we could form enough new people to easily hold off any threat from the outside. We'll be mostly crushed but it'll be worth it.:D

now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such.

jamiecoins

we talking about carol or the new one ?

jamiecoins

Alan b. wrote: »

now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such.

what if the it people create some kinda cyborgs from captured weirdos to fight for them :rolleyes:

Alan b.

the IT people ARE the weirdos.

anyway, cyborbs versus radiated mutant army. would make a good replacement for soccer and hollywood.

Johnny D. Mudd

Alan b. wrote: »

now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such.

jamiecoins wrote: »

what if the it people create some kinda cyborgs from captured weirdos to fight for them :rolleyes:

At the end of the day lads, the simplest solution may be to just bar the door with a couple of steel pipes and such.

the_syco

jamiecoins wrote: »

. why shouldyou be saved I got in and locked the door of the bunker after me
2.what can you offer in rebuilding the world? I'll let a few mates in, and some babes to repopulate the world with
3. if you got a ticket would you transfer it to your wife/husband or child? Get in, kill a few I deem useless, and get the entire family in
4. you dont get a ticket what would you do on your last day ? Storm the bunker, and/or pop over to the Dam
5.what ah mod would you save As they're all male, none of em :P
please be as random as possible :rolleyes:

As above :pac: