GTA V Pre-release Discussion - ***DO NOT POST SPOILERS*** (Mod warning in first post)

Synode

Thank God for Calpol

miralize

Leave your wife.

Cienciano

miralize wrote: »

Leave your wife.

What about the kids?
I reckon just take the wife out for a meal 2 or 3 days before, and just break it to here gentily. "I won't be talking to you till christmas. You can leave now if you want, it's up to you. Just make sure you take the kids".
That's taking the next gen consoles into account too :cool:

miralize

Cienciano wrote: »

What about the kids?
I reckon just take the wife out for a meal 2 or 3 days before, and just break it to here gentily. "I won't be talking to you till christmas. You can leave now if you want, it's up to you. Just make sure you take the kids".
That's taking the next gen consoles into account too :cool:

They will understand

Royal Irish

Royal Irish wrote: »

Don't forget to sign up for free money from the social welfare office and then start a thread in After Hours about quitting your job and signing on the dole to free up GTA5 playing time.

After Hours would eat into valuable GTA time, you have learned nothing.

DARK-KNIGHT

Cienciano wrote: »

I'm in the same boat. Lucky the kids are only babies that sleep pretty much all through the night. Well, they will when GT5 comes out and they have a bottle of calpol each that night.

Calpol is soooo tame!! That won't do the job

Try DOZOL

Now that will cause drowsiness in kids

DARK-KNIGHT

Actually any word on a season pass for this game??

py2006

We're into August now, getting ever so close! :P

We should start getting some serious images/info and maybe a video or two! :P

CMpunked

DARK-KNIGHT wrote: »

Calpol is soooo tame!! That won't do the job

Try DOZOL

Now that will cause drowsiness in kids

KwackerJack

All this talk of divorce and child drugging is barbaric!

Buy ration packs and lock them in the upstairs bedroom

Royal Irish

46 days folks.

Am I the only one who has the GTA5 countclock bookmarked?

I can't wait until we see more of the multiplayer.

miralize

Royal Irish wrote: »

46 days folks.

Am I the only one who has the GTA5 countclock bookmarked?

I can't wait until we see more of the multiplayer.

Making a countdown widget on my phone right now!

My alarm also will now wake me up every morning stating the exact number of days until release, just in case I forget.

marcbrophy

You guys are torturing yourselves with a countdown clock

Oh by the way, how many "sleeps" until GTA V? :pac:

KwackerJack

marcbrophy wrote: »

You guys are torturing yourselves with a countdown clock

Oh by the way, how many "sleeps" until GTA V? :pac:

To many in my opinion!

Id nearly put a tv and xbox in the car so i can play it the minute i get it

Glico Man

KwackerJack wrote: »

To many in my opinion!

Id nearly put a tv and xbox in the car so i can play it the minute i get it

This just popped into my head after reading your post.




All you need now is a muffin maker and a coffee brewer

marcbrophy

KwackerJack wrote: »

To many in my opinion!

Id nearly put a tv and xbox in the car so i can play it the minute i get it

That might not be a bad idea

moesyzlak

marcbrophy wrote: »

That might not be a bad idea

Of course that time would be spent installing the game. This is almost as painful to wait for as the ocarina of time.

marcbrophy

moesyzlak wrote: »

Of course that time would be spent installing the game. This is almost as painful to wait for as the ocarina of time.

I figured that, but if the drive is more than 20 mins, then you could play the game

Although there is the opening cut scene, which will probably be long too, but at least when you got home the game would be ready to play

mutley18

Can't wait to tear down footpaths at high speed to see what kind of physics they have put into people being mowed down!

Cienciano

DARK-KNIGHT wrote: »

Calpol is soooo tame!! That won't do the job

Try DOZOL

Now that will cause drowsiness in kids

Royal Irish

There seems to be a big emphasis on a even better in game economy which is brilliant because I find it makes games a lot more addictive and I do hope when you have finished the story missions that you're not left with an insane amount of money that would be too much to spend. I hope you're left with a couple of grand in the bank after having to buy up a few businesses that pay dividends and a house or three, and you can then continue to do things like ATM robberies, car thefts to order etc forever to make money.

banie01

Synode wrote: »

Thank God for Calpol

DARK-KNIGHT wrote: »

Calpol is soooo tame!! That won't do the job

Try DOZOL

Now that will cause drowsiness in kids

Cienciano wrote: »

Calpol and Dozol aren't gonna get the job done!!!!
Phenergan is what ye need
but only use as recommended of course.....
I'm sure Herbert the Pervert could offer some advice but sure Tylenol might be a bit strong!

Andy_rse

mutley18 wrote: »

Can't wait to tear down footpaths at high speed to see what kind of physics they have put into people being mowed down!

Same here, gonna try it in the game too!

Carroller

I get annoyed everytime I see a new post on this thread!! Just reminds me of how far away it is but while bein so close

I need it NOOOOOOOW

gnfnrhead

Next month technically

DARK-KNIGHT

Cienciano wrote: »

That paedo bear looks like you are standing behind it buggering it!!!!

Royal Irish

DARK-KNIGHT wrote: »

That paedo bear looks like you are standing behind it buggering it!!!!

I can't see it.

DARK-KNIGHT

Royal Irish wrote: »

I can't see it.

The wide open mouth looks like he is screaming!! Or that could be laughing:)

DARK-KNIGHT

Really cannot wait for this its just a shame can't get it or play it on Xbox one in November.

Thinking of holding onto my 360 just for this game tbh.

aaronjumper

Royal Irish wrote: »

I can't see it.

That's what she said. Sorry. Have a screenshot.