Your favourite Sean o Brien jokes

Kinger83 · 05-10-2011 02:33PM

Quint2010 wrote: »

If you look at who he follows its definitely him alright. He even follows Wayne Rooney which would make sense..

Plus BOD tweeted 3 hours ago saying SOB is now on twitter..

https://twitter.com/#!/BrianODriscoll

pajunior · 05-10-2011 03:03PM

Quint2010 wrote: »

If you look at who he follows its definitely him alright. He even follows Wayne Rooney which would make sense..

SOB follows no man . . . . . .except those running away.

tommycahir · 05-10-2011 04:45PM

Quint2010 wrote: »

If you look at who he follows its definitely him alright. He even follows Wayne Rooney which would make sense..

Its defo him alright he is even following the Tara Arms a Tullow Pub!!

Noopti · 05-10-2011 04:47PM

The Large Hadron Collider smashed a Proton into a Lead Ion, resulting in the birth of Sean O'Brien.

cython · 05-10-2011 05:09PM

The reason that CERN observed particles travelling faster than the speed of light is that those particles were fleeing Sean O'Brien

Bassfish · 05-10-2011 05:34PM

Sean o Brien went into Burger King and asked for a big mac.
He got one!

Quint2010 · 05-10-2011 08:43PM

If SOB was on the Titanic the iceberg would have sank..

trevr · 05-10-2011 09:41PM

The 1st time Sean O'Brien pissed off the Italians was during a holiday in Pisa when he leaned against a tower for a rest..........

Goldstein · 05-10-2011 10:05PM

Sean O'Brien simply walks into Mordor.

Teej · 05-10-2011 10:33PM

plonk wrote: »

http://twitter.com/#!/SeanOBrien1987

1 tweet. 9306 followers (9307 if I can figure out my login) -all statisticians get the funny

FixdePitchmark · 05-10-2011 10:46PM

Sean O'Brien , puts Kryptonite on his weetabix.

EKClarke · 05-10-2011 11:26PM

When observing a Sean o' Brien tackle break in slow motion one can observe that Sean o' Brien actually anally rapes his opponent first, smokes a cigarette and then breaks their tackle.

George Hook was arrested for masturbating in public. That same day Sean o' Brien received an award for masturbating in public.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Sean o' Brien and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Sean o' Brien only masturbates to pictures of Sean o' Brien.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Sean o' Brien.

Sean o' Brien doesn't believe in Wales.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Sean o' Brien accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Sean o' Brien can p*ss into gale force winds.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Sean o' Brien.

Sean o' Brien got 600 points in his Leaving Certificate simply by writing Sean o' Brien for every answer.

pajunior · 06-10-2011 09:39AM

SOB's gone bowling, lets hope he doesn't release one too high, NZ could do without another earthquake.

WeeBushy · 06-10-2011 12:28PM

cython wrote: »

The reason that CERN observed particles travelling faster than the speed of light is that those particles were fleeing Sean O'Brien

I heard they were particles of Sean O'Brien.

andrewdcs · 06-10-2011 03:16PM

When the battle tank was first introduced in 1916, the design was modelled on Sean O'Brien.

cython · 06-10-2011 03:23PM

WeeBushy wrote: »

I heard they were particles of Sean O'Brien.

Don't be ridiculous. For that to be the case it would imply that particles were removed from Sean O'Brien, and while Sean O'Brien is the one person who could accomplish this, he knows the dangers of others having said particles, so would never allow it.