Your favourite Sean o Brien jokes

durkadurka

I'll start us off.

Sean O Brien doesn't read books, he stares them down unil they tell him what he wants to know



When everyone else goes to Tenerife, Sean O'Brien goes to Elevenerife.

CatFromHue

durkadurka wrote: »

Sean O Brien doesn't read books, he stares them down unil they tell him what he wants to know

:D:D

Very good I liked that a lot.

Pudsy33

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Sean O'Brien out. It failed misserably.

evil_seed

Just get all the Chuck Norris jokes on the net, and replace chuck norris with Seán O'Bien

[Jackass]

Sean O'Brien is the reason that wally is hiding.

Sean O'Brien's tears cure cancer - it's just a shame he's never cried.

The IRFU tried releasing novelty gimmicks to raise funds after the lansdowne ticketing fiasco, but the Sean O'Brien toilet paper didn't sell as it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Colmo52

My fav one

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Sean O' Brien.

cython

[Jackass] wrote: »

Sean O'Brien is the reason that wally is hiding.

Ah here, that's a bit harsh to suggest Wally injured himself to go into hiding because Seanie wanted to play 7! :pac:

byhookorbycrook

The "s" on Superman's shirt if because Sean O' Brien is his hero.

chris85

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Sean O'Brien.

byhookorbycrook

Ok, the long list:
The reason NASA didn’t renew the Shuttle programme is because Sean O’Brien can just throw stuff into space.

*Government to send Sean O’Brien to meet EU/IMF next time they visit. Sean could adjust those bailout terms. Yes he could.

*When Bruce Banner turns angry, he becomes The Incredible Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he becomes Sean O’Brien.

*Superman wears Sean O’Brien pyjamas

*Sean O’Brien can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

*Sean O’Brien invented the giraffe by giving a horse an upper cut

*Sean O'Brien isn’t allowed push people on swings...EVER!

*When Sean O’Brien was born he burst out of the womb and took down 2 obstetricians and a midwife

*Sean O’Brien came first, second & third in the National Ploughing Championship but he didn’t even use a plow!

*Sean O’Brien is so hard he could kill two stones with one bird

*Hurricane Katrina wasn’t a natural disaster Sean O'Brien just sneezed!

*The fat lady ain’t singing ****, ‘til Sean O’Brien tells her to

*The property market collapsed because Sean O’Brien ran at it.

*Sean O’Brien demolishes houses to warm up for matches

*The next Irish president will be decided by Sean O’Brien pointing at someone.

*Sean O’Brien doesn’t play hide and seek, only seek!

*Sean O’Brien is allowed talk about fight club!

*St Patrick didn’t drive the Snakes out of Ireland. Sean O’Brien ate them.

*Sean O’Brien doesn’t wear a watch… he decides what time it is.

*Scientists didn’t split the atom... Sean O’Brien said BOO to it!... The rest is history

*When Sean O’Brien walks into the sea he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Sean O’Briened!

*On the last census people were asked who did they follow? As a result Sean O’Brien is now a religion

*When Sean O’Brien eats Rice Krispies they don’t make a sound.

*Sean O’Brien was working out with a medicine ball and threw it too high. He called that ball the Moon.

thomond2006

Sean O'Brien can touch MC Hammer.

nice_guy80

thomond2006 wrote: »

Sean O'Brien can touch MC Hammer.

gift

Big Nelly

byhookorbycrook wrote: »

Ok, the long list:
The reason NASA didn’t renew the Shuttle programme is because Sean O’Brien can just throw stuff into space.

*Government to send Sean O’Brien to meet EU/IMF next time they visit. Sean could adjust those bailout terms. Yes he could.

*When Bruce Banner turns angry, he becomes The Incredible Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he becomes Sean O’Brien.

*Superman wears Sean O’Brien pyjamas

*Sean O’Brien can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

*Sean O’Brien invented the giraffe by giving a horse an upper cut

*Sean O'Brien isn’t allowed push people on swings...EVER!

*When Sean O’Brien was born he burst out of the womb and took down 2 obstetricians and a midwife

*Sean O’Brien came first, second & third in the National Ploughing Championship but he didn’t even use a plow!

*Sean O’Brien is so hard he could kill two stones with one bird

*Hurricane Katrina wasn’t a natural disaster Sean O'Brien just sneezed!

*The fat lady ain’t singing ****, ‘til Sean O’Brien tells her to

*The property market collapsed because Sean O’Brien ran at it.

*Sean O’Brien demolishes houses to warm up for matches

*The next Irish president will be decided by Sean O’Brien pointing at someone.

*Sean O’Brien doesn’t play hide and seek, only seek!

*Sean O’Brien is allowed talk about fight club!

*St Patrick didn’t drive the Snakes out of Ireland. Sean O’Brien ate them.

*Sean O’Brien doesn’t wear a watch… he decides what time it is.

*Scientists didn’t split the atom... Sean O’Brien said BOO to it!... The rest is history

*When Sean O’Brien walks into the sea he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Sean O’Briened!

*On the last census people were asked who did they follow? As a result Sean O’Brien is now a religion

*When Sean O’Brien eats Rice Krispies they don’t make a sound.

*Sean O’Brien was working out with a medicine ball and threw it too high. He called that ball the Moon.

After watching him in HC last season I believe all of these!!!!!

Big Nelly

Sean O'Brien once looked at the sun, it hid behind the moon

MungBean

Sean O'Brien can thank his own posts.

totallegend

durkadurka wrote: »

When everyone else goes to Tenerife, Sean O'Brien goes to Elevenerife.

Hadn't heard that one, very good. Makes you think.

I'm surprised no-one has a started a facebook page along the lines of:
Sean O'Brien: "Put on more Italians"
Kidney: "There are no more"

MungBean

Sean O'Brien knows who the druids were and what the were doin.








Stonehenge reference

MungBean

Sean O'Brien knew what Willis was talkin bout.

durkadurka

Sean o brien can handle the truth.

Faing

Superman wears Sean O'Brien pyjamas

RMD

Jesus might be able to walk on water but Sean O'Brien can swim through land.

nicol

Sean O'Brien wasn't born; he created himself.

Sean O'Brien told God to rest on the 7th day.

cython

MungBean wrote: »

Sean O'Brien knew what Willis was talkin bout.

Sean O'Brien is what Willis was talkin bout!

ilovelamp2000

Sean O'Brien frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

alchemist33

Sean O'Brien knows how they put the figs into the fig rolls.

Sean O'Brien let the dogs out.

thomond2006

MungBean wrote: »

Sean O'Brien can thank his own posts.

Sean O'Brien can ban RuggieBear.

durkadurka

Sean O brien knows who's better ROG or Sexton?

And the answer is Sean O Brien.

MungBean

thomond2006 wrote: »

Sean O'Brien can ban RuggieBear.

Sean O'Brien once trolled AH and dr.bollocko got banned.

Jawgap

Sean O'Brien............


............putting the laughter into manslaughter!

CatFromHue

nathan99

Sean O'Brien Can slam a Revolving Door.

Neil3030

The water in the toilet in SOB's NZ hotel room turns clockwise, so as not to upset him.

durkadurka

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CatFromHue

gearstick

Sean O'Brien does not have hair on his testicles, because hair cannot grow on steel.

phoenix833

Sean O'Brien does not breathe. He holds air hostage.

Pudsy33

Sean O'Brien can divide by zero.

alchemist33

When Jesus has a problem, he thinks What Would SOB Do.

DH2K9

Sean O'Brien said "put on more Aussies". Kidney said "there are no more"

Blair

Crop circles is just Sean O’Brian’s way of telling hay to lie the f**k down

Caco

Quade Cooper was the best player in Pool C...

just kidding, it was SOB!

tolosenc

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris6/status/121011204993982465

@StephenFerris6 wrote:

My room mate Sean O'brien has confirmed with me that he will be on twitter over the next few days. #seanobrienfacts

MungBean

Sean O'Brien wasn't born, he was hatched from a rugby ball.

jk86

tolosenc wrote: »

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris6/status/121011204993982465

Nice!! Can't wait for tweets about cabbage and freisen cattle

Phonehead

The Virgin Mary dreamt of Sean O'Brien, the rest is history;)

The Haka is a dance honouring all things Sean O'Brien

Before every decision, NATO the UN and the IMF ask "What would Sean O'Brien do"

Contrary to popular opinion, Bin Laden wasn't hiding in a cave because he feared the USA, he was hiding because someone told him he upset Sean O'Brien.

The Dead Sea is dead because Sean O'Brien broke wind while bathing in it.

While in bed with Angie, Brad Pitt roleplays as Sean O'Brien.

SomeFool

jk86 wrote: »

Nice!! Can't wait for tweets about cabbage and freisen cattle

Friesian - I'd correct it before Sean O' Brien sees it :pac:

Donnielighto

tolosenc wrote: »

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris...11204993982465

Quote:
Originally Posted by @StephenFerris6
My room mate Sean O'brien has confirmed with me that he will be on twitter over the next few days. #seanobrienfacts

That must be like the Bash Bros from Mighty Ducks

chupacabra

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sean O'Brien, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

davegrohl48

Sean O'Brien doses his and Joe Cooneys cattle with Ivomec

justsomebloke

when I mod the thread I ask what would SOB do!

Thud

most people thought they made household appliances in this factory... in hindsight we should have suspected something from the name. The top secret project was shut down in 2010 after his last upgrade had been installed