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Your favourite Sean o Brien jokes

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,722 ✭✭✭nice_guy80


    Sean O'Brien has already taken the horse to France...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,178 ✭✭✭Quint2010


    "Horse Outside" has been renamed "Sean O'Brien Outside"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,178 ✭✭✭Quint2010


    New film coming out-"Sean O'Brien versus Alien AND Predator"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,007 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    Construction begin on the channel tunnel in 1987 because England needed an escape plan in case SOB invaded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Sean O'Brien shot JR.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,007 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    SOB is what players do after playing against SOB :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Sean O'Brien caused the recession because Ireland couldn't handle the mutha****a.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    When Angelina Jolie has sex, she moans "Break my tackle, Sean. Break my tackle."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭durkadurka


    Ah come on lads this is ridiculous.
    It's a fifteen man game after all.

    It's EVERYONE'S job to give the ball to Sean O Brien!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭Benny Cake


    If you've ever met a woman with crooked teeth, you've met a woman who has given Sean O'Brien a blowjob.

    SOB's dog is trained to pick up its own sh*t, SOB takes **** from no-one.

    SOB wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

    AT SOB's bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    SOB makes onions cry.

    SOB once ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.

    SOB clogs the toilet even when he p*sses.

    SOB can speak braille.

    SOB drives Optimus Prime to training.

    The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from SOB.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    New Zealand was one island until Sean O'Brien arrived for the world cup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭pynchy


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    New Zealand was one island until Sean O'Brien arrived for the world cup.

    LMAO:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭nicol


    Athiests don't believe in God but they sure as hell believe in Sean O'Brien


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Sean O'Brien wears a scrumcap for other players benefit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 970 ✭✭✭dr ro


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Sean O'Brien wears a scrumcap for other players benefit!
    Scrumcap? Ha. pussy.(as i run away, very fast)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭Sport101


    The next Irish President will be decided by Sean O'Brien pointing at someone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    dr ro wrote: »
    Scrumcap? Ha. pussy.(as i run away, very fast)

    You cannot run from Sean O'Brien!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭pajunior


    plonk wrote: »

    Just subscribed to my first ever twitter feed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    plonk wrote: »

    Highly doubtful. SOB never learned the phrase "please be gentle"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Optimus Caesar


    Sean O'Brien weighs himself on the richter scale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭prospect


    SOB cleans his teeth with Cillit Bang and a wire brush.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,093 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    On Twitter an hour and there's already over 4,000 people following him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Performance enhancing drugs take sean o'brien


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭celticbest


    This Tread has been voted the best Thread ever & who am I to argue.....'cause Sean O'Brien said it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Twitter has joined Sean O'Brien


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,641 ✭✭✭andyman


    Sean O'Brien invented the giraffe by giving a horse an uppercut.

    Usain Bolt set all those world records whilst running away from Sean O'Brien


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,178 ✭✭✭Quint2010


    plonk wrote: »

    If you look at who he follows its definitely him alright. He even follows Wayne Rooney which would make sense..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ronkevlen


    Sean O'Brien does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Sean O'Brien goes killing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭prospect


    'In The Beginning Sob Created The Heavens And The Earth'


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