Your favourite Sean o Brien jokes

Neil3030

The water in the toilet in SOB's NZ hotel room turns clockwise, so as not to upset him.

durkadurka

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CatFromHue

gearstick

Sean O'Brien does not have hair on his testicles, because hair cannot grow on steel.

phoenix833

Sean O'Brien does not breathe. He holds air hostage.

Pudsy33

Sean O'Brien can divide by zero.

alchemist33

When Jesus has a problem, he thinks What Would SOB Do.

DH2K9

Sean O'Brien said "put on more Aussies". Kidney said "there are no more"

Blair

Crop circles is just Sean O’Brian’s way of telling hay to lie the f**k down

Caco

Quade Cooper was the best player in Pool C...

just kidding, it was SOB!

tolosenc

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris6/status/121011204993982465

@StephenFerris6 wrote:

My room mate Sean O'brien has confirmed with me that he will be on twitter over the next few days. #seanobrienfacts

MungBean

Sean O'Brien wasn't born, he was hatched from a rugby ball.

jk86

tolosenc wrote: »

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris6/status/121011204993982465

Nice!! Can't wait for tweets about cabbage and freisen cattle

Phonehead

The Virgin Mary dreamt of Sean O'Brien, the rest is history;)

The Haka is a dance honouring all things Sean O'Brien

Before every decision, NATO the UN and the IMF ask "What would Sean O'Brien do"

Contrary to popular opinion, Bin Laden wasn't hiding in a cave because he feared the USA, he was hiding because someone told him he upset Sean O'Brien.

The Dead Sea is dead because Sean O'Brien broke wind while bathing in it.

While in bed with Angie, Brad Pitt roleplays as Sean O'Brien.

SomeFool

jk86 wrote: »

Nice!! Can't wait for tweets about cabbage and freisen cattle

Friesian - I'd correct it before Sean O' Brien sees it :pac:

Donnielighto

tolosenc wrote: »

https://twitter.com/#!/StephenFerris...11204993982465

Quote:
Originally Posted by @StephenFerris6
My room mate Sean O'brien has confirmed with me that he will be on twitter over the next few days. #seanobrienfacts

That must be like the Bash Bros from Mighty Ducks

chupacabra

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sean O'Brien, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

davegrohl48

Sean O'Brien doses his and Joe Cooneys cattle with Ivomec

justsomebloke

when I mod the thread I ask what would SOB do!

Thud

most people thought they made household appliances in this factory... in hindsight we should have suspected something from the name. The top secret project was shut down in 2010 after his last upgrade had been installed

Mickey H

Sean O'Brien, Chuck Norris and Crocodile Dundee walked into a bar in Auckland and the bar instantly exploded.

The bar exploded simply because that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.

Jawgap

davegrohl48 wrote: »

Sean O'Brien doses his and Joe Cooneys cattle with Ivomec

Sean O'Brien doses himself with Ivomec, he also drinks regularly the milk of suffering while feeding on men's souls.

Lesser know facts about SO'B

.......he invented the colour black

.......he had a testicle counting competition with Lance Armstrong when he was here.......and won by 5.

......if you type "Sean O'Brien" into Google, you can break the internet (try it!)

......he doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you'll die

......he eats steak before every match. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

.....Enda Kenny has said if we win the RWC there will be no national holiday - there will be an extra day of work to celebrate Sean O'Brien!

Quint2010

chris85 wrote: »

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Sean O'Brien.

OR

When the bogey man goes to sleep...

hardCopy

Sean O'Brien doesn't wear rugby boots, those are his actual feet.

Quint2010

The "Statue of Zeus" is to be replaced by "The Statue of Sean O'Brien" as one of the seven (or "the number seven") wonders of the world...

andrewdcs

Sean OBrien has never lost a game of Paper Scissors Rock, and he ALWAYS plays Rock.

pickarooney

DH2K9 wrote: »

Sean O'Brien said "put on more Aussies". Kidney said "there are no more"

I've seen this quote a couple of hundred times now. What is it a reference to?

Rumour has it there's a theme park somewhere with an O'Brien wheel. Nobody has ever got on it.

Neil3030

Sean O'Brien can beat a neutrino over 20 metres.

cython

pickarooney wrote: »

I've seen this quote a couple of hundred times now. What is it a reference to?

Lyons Tea ad, about 25 seconds in

prospect

pickarooney wrote: »

I've seen this quote a couple of hundred times now. What is it a reference to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuHkSOhmas