Win two Sony Ericsson Xperia X8 Android Phones

comer_97

cycle to work!

alandonnelly7

The foolish gardener planted a light bulb and thought he would get a power plant.

jazman

Q. How many local government officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fifty. One to change the light bulb and 49 to carry out a fact finding mission to Barbados to see how they change light bulbs there.

JackN688

These "energy saving " light bulbs are complete and utter bull****.


They take just as much effort to screw in as the regular ones.

musical_notes

Seen on a bumpersticker:
"Ignore the environment. It'll go away."

maxgrdn

im board so supply me with a new fone so i can put my electricy to good use and warm my heart

JamBox

I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and a hair-dryer.

suzywong55

turn off the light, save a polar bears life

Skyhawk1990

Get a human sized hamster wheel hooked up to a generator and run in it to generate electricity! There you kill two birds with the one stone! One you'll exercise and two you'll spend less on electricity!:P

Neil_Sedaka

Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

imPhilip

Turn you TV off at night, Do not leave it on standby, now to take my own advice

MrVestek

Dear girlfriend of mine that I love and adore, stop leaving the TV on and then heading to work forgetting to turn it off!!!

- Me nearly every single day.*

*may be slightly exaggerated

4real

Use a single, high-watt bulb. Using one high-watt bulb instead of several low-watt bulbs saves energy. Do not exceed the manufacturer’s recommended wattage for the fixture.

nibbler

Turn off your sky box and other electrical equipment when not in use.

opelastra

leave nothing on standby! oh and candles instead of lightbulbs:D

Moyglish

Share a bath/shower with your other half!

Ooooh-Matron...!

dinneenp

A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.
The priest stops him at the door and says “I’m sorry, you can’t participate in our service today.”
The higgs-boson particle says “What?! You can’t have mass without me!”

sarahp100

get a home energy monitor so you can see how much energy you are using. You then become much more conscious of how much you are using!

howamidifferent

Twould be great if all electricity consumed after a certain hour were to be cut price instead of having to have seperate meters....so cheaper electricity at off peak times... Can I patent this idea?

dak

Move to Spain for the winter months !

Paddy_b08

Resisit using dryer if clothes can be put out to dry.

foggy

Use an oldfashioned wind up alarm clock instead of a plug in one.. The perfect excuse when you're late for work AGAIN ;-)

Boom_Bap

Energy drinks cannot be used to power appliances.

Finnball

Just dance the cold away to a solar stereo!

lel44

toilet in the dark for sure, theres no need for the light if the door is open and u no where u are!!!!! (wouldnt recommend in a strangers house though) x:)

CrinkElite

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I've lost my electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Josie369

If you have radiators on during winter, use them to dry any small items of washed clothing - socks, tea towels, baby clothes etc. It will reduce your dryer loads quite a bit - and it keeps the air in the house moist too which is healthier!! No stuffy headaches or dry throats!

Brando_ie

Downloaded App and have already managed to scare the bejesus out of the wife who must think that the immersion runs on good will!!! Useful app and very enlightening I must say.

Red Neck Hughie

Use steamer 'tower' saucepans for cooking, 2 or 3 foods cooked over one hob, or use pressure cookers, either reduces d'lectricity use loads.

peckerhead

Eat only raw food. Saves time and energy, and is better for you.