Brandy and Cigars MkII

stupidusername

Hyperbullet wrote: »

Arah here. Safe sex does extend to the workplace :pac:

hot hot work sex... hmmm.....

Hyperbullet

stupidusername wrote: »

hot hot work sex... hmmm.....

Why is the photocopier sticky???

Kya1976

stupidusername wrote: »

yeah I can



it would go something like...

do de do...type type type.... oh hot co worker, I need to talk to you about something... yes stupi, how about we go into this empty room and discuss that... ok i guess we do need some privacy... the rest is nsfw.



oh you got money for it? hmm. share it out amongst us all... we were surely some part of the success.

Little miss smooth operator eh :P



Well I'd like to thank you all, I would not have been where i am today if it wasn't for all of you:D :P

stupidusername

Hyperbullet wrote: »

Why is the photocopier sticky???

oh don't give me ideas.photocopies of all sorts :eek:

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

Hyperbullet wrote: »

Why is the photocopier sticky???

oh don't give me ideas.photocopies of all sorts :eek:

like berty bassett?

:pac:

Sonics2k

Kya1976 wrote: »

Well I'd like to thank you all, I would not have been where i am today if it wasn't for all of you:D :P

You got fired for reading boards at work? :pac::P

Kya1976

Sonics2k wrote: »

You got fired for reading boards at work? :pac::P

They would never fire me, I'm the hardest working person they got sure :P

stupidusername

Dravokivich wrote: »

like berty bassett?

:pac:

huh?

Kya1976 wrote: »

They would never fire me, I'm the hardest working person they got sure :P

jeez they must be struggling so!

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

huh?

Berty Bassett, from Bassetts All Sorts.

:P

stupidusername

i know who you're talking about, just not how it relates....
friday evening, you should know by now this is my vegetative time

Dravokivich

hmmm maybe my joke was a bit too simple and direct, you said:

photocopies of all sorts

:P

stupidusername

doi

ToxicPaddy

I think SUN needs one of these in work..

Linky :pac:

stupidusername

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

I think SUN needs one of these in work..

Linky :pac:

hell yeah!

ToxicPaddy

stupidusername wrote: »

hell yeah!

I knew that would appeal to you..

Panthro

parker kent wrote: »

Had a meeting in work with a girl that was so hot that I actually wanted to lick her face like an ice-cream*.

*Face may be substituted with other body parts :pac:

Christ PK, you made me giggle there!:):D
I'm home early from work, whoop!
Current debate is do I head over to the mates and go on the beers that I bought on the journey home, or do I go with the invitation just offered to me to go into town and crash some workers party thang, (tbh, there would be cocktails, and if there's one thing I'm a huer for its coccccc...its an excuse to put on a shirt!...ye all thought I'd say something else there didn't ye?...Sickos the lot of ye!:p)

stupidusername

Panthro wrote: »

Christ PK, you made me giggle there!:):D
I'm home early from work, whoop!
Current debate is do I head over to the mates and go on the beers that I bought on the journey home, or do I go with the invitation just offered to me to go into town and crash some workers party thang, (tbh, there would be cocktails, and if there's one thing I'm a huer for its coccccc...its an excuse to put on a shirt!...ye all thought I'd say something else there didn't ye?...Sickos the lot of ye!:p)

i thought you were going to say cocktails tbh.

oh god, what's happening to me!!?!?!?! :eek:

Panthro

stupidusername wrote: »

i thought you were going to say cocktails tbh.

oh god, what's happening to me!!?!?!?! :eek:

It's not you...its me...

I'm not funny:(

Sniff*I'm OK, I just need a minute!Sniff*

Dravokivich

Panthro wrote: »

Sniff*I'm OK, I just need a minute!Sniff*

there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!

stupidusername

Dravokivich wrote: »

there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!

which is a big compliment papa. when the dude says you're cool, you're cool.

Panthro

Dravokivich wrote: »

there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!

Awww..thanks:o:o
I'm not blushing, its the air warming my face up I sware!

stupidusername wrote: »

which is a big compliment papa. when the dude says you're cool, you're cool.

Fúck yeah!

Right, off to mates gaff I go, followed quickly by beverages in town.
Boom!
Good night Seattle!:pac:

stupidusername

Panthro wrote: »

Awww..thanks:o:o
I'm not blushing, its the air warming my face up I sware!



Fúck yeah!

Right, off to mates gaff I go, followed quickly by beverages in town.
Boom!
Good night Seattle!:pac:

enjoy! don't have too many cocks.

Hyperbullet

stupidusername wrote: »

enjoy! don't have too many cocks.

Durty.

stupidusername

Hyperbullet wrote: »

Durty.

You'd think you'd expect it in here by now

Want a nap before I go out

Hyperbullet

stupidusername wrote: »

You'd think you'd expect it in here by now

Want a nap before I go out

I am well used to it by now, tis still duuuurty though.

Naps are for the weak, go tear sh*t up!

That_Guy

Supporting Newcastle United is not good for ones health. :pac:

How's all?

Otis Driftwood

In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.

D'Agger

That_Guy wrote: »

Supporting Newcastle United is not good for ones health. :pac:

How's all?

Try Liverpool tbh :pac:

The Magpies are flying so far this year though!

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.

Balls man how'd you manage that? hope it's alright

Otis Driftwood

I dont remember however I was supremely hosed last night so its my own drunken fault!

18AD

Hosed.

That's hilarious. Good words.

Put yer feet up and rest your ancle.