Son Of General Retro Discussion

Pyongyang

Retr0gamer wrote: »

due to an infection I can't move my arm

EWWWWWW!!!! How'd you get it there???

DinoRex

Retr0gamer

I don't know, just had a rash and it turned into an HR Gieger nightmare

Professey Chin

Retr0gamer wrote: »

I don't know, just had a rash and it turned into an HR Gieger nightmare

.....hmmmmm.......seems like we have a situation. Ill get my tools

DinoRex

Retr0gamer wrote: »

I don't know, just had a rash and it turned into an HR Gieger nightmare

Well whatever you do, don't pick at it!

Professey Chin

I am Retr0Keeper

Retr0gamer

Well that's me cheered up

Sparks43

DinoRex wrote: »

This is the feature I'm looking forward to the most in Skyward Sword:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H3ibyttuQg

Skyrim doesn't have that in it!

Funniest bit is that it restores your hearts :eek:

Remember Guys

"**** adds life"

Sparks43

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

The guy in the red PJs is from The Greatest American Hero, a seldom repeated tv show about a reluctant superhero and his CIA handler, William Katt and Robert Culp.
Very funny and made back in 83 or so.

This i might Grab this off fleabay

Myrddin

Sparks43 wrote: »

Funniest bit is that it restores your hearts :eek:

Remember Guys

"**** adds life"

Whats next, nipping down to Karkariko village to pay the electricity bill? Feckin reality, we get enough of that :rolleyes:

o1s1n

I bet you he wipes his arse with booklets and inlays from the Zelda CD-i games.

DinoRex

o1s1n wrote: »

I bet you he wipes his arse with booklets and inlays from the Zelda CD-i games.

He doesn't even take his trousers down the filthy f*cker!

Although this really has just made me painfully aware of the fact that none of the houses or castles in Skyrim have bathroom facilities... the realism is now shattered for me!

johnny_ultimate

No More Heroes > all when it comes to bathroom scenes.

CiDeRmAn

I didn't see too many toilets in Dark Souls either...
Actually, I wouldn't say they are needed, just some manner in which to rinse off your armor after a long day spent p1ssing and sh1ting yourself!

So, be on the lookout for a sluice room!

Condemned and Silent Hill 2 had loads of bathroom facilities, unfortunately they were full of psychopaths in the former and had an unfortunate habit of being located in a parallel "hell" dimension in the latter, more likely to not to be attended by an ethnic minority with an assortment of colognes, eau de toilettes and towels and more likely to be attended by a faceless nurse with a cut-throat razor....
Probably encourages one to hang onto that bog torpedo and save it till later....

Retr0gamer

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

I didn't see too many toilets in Dark Souls either...
Actually, I wouldn't say they are needed, just some manner in which to rinse off your armor after a long day spent p1ssing and sh1ting yourself!

Not gotten to Blight Town yet? With all the posionous gunk at the bottom I think they throw it over the battlements. Also some enemies there leave you lovely 'Dung Pies'.

ghostchant

This remains the pinnacle of toilet-based video game storytelling:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-****-your-pants

Retr0gamer

There's also toilet kids on the PC Engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ASh8zrG90

Optimus Prime

This is brilliant, anyone making those game characters from those bead things will love it.

http://www.savemefromboredom.com/4images/details.php?image_id=1477

pdbhp

Playing the new Professor Layton all week including getting stuck into the 100 hour RPG but have no clue whats happening in it.
Have 3 more games to finish off by the weekend all of them long RPG adventures before I get Mario and DoDonPachi Ressurection on Saturday hopefully:)

o1s1n

keithgeo wrote: »

This is brilliant, anyone making those game characters from those bead things will love it.

http://www.savemefromboredom.com/4images/details.php?image_id=1477

Wow! That's absolutely amazing!

johnny_ultimate

ghostchant wrote: »

This remains the pinnacle of toilet-based video game storytelling:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-****-your-pants

Perhaps the most underrated game of a generation.

Alas, linking it on boards.ie is a pain because of the cursed swear filter

I'm hoping the Jurassic Park game will feature some serious shítter action.

SdoowSirhc

EnterNow wrote: »

James Howlett wrote: »

Don't get me started. It's hard enough trying to decide between Assassin's Creed and Zelda for this weekend and then my oh chimes in and says we need the hall, stairs and landing painted as well as all of the interior doors in the house. Really I think they're fine but bitches be crazy.

Buy her a Nomad. As Atavan always says, bitches loves Nomads.

F*** the Nomad! Bitches are all 'bout the Game.com!

SdoowSirhc

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Damn it I just remembered Skyward Sword is motion controlled due to an infection I can't move my arm so skyward sword will have to wait

Did an angry god in the form of a giant boar curse you by any chance?

Myrddin

SdoowSirhc wrote: »

F*** the Nomad!

Bannable post tbh

Andrew76

keithgeo wrote: »

This is brilliant, anyone making those game characters from those bead things will love it.

http://www.savemefromboredom.com/4images/details.php?image_id=1477

Very impressive!

johnny_ultimate

'Your copy of Zelda: Skyward Sword has dispatched'

GAH! But I know I have to wait until Christmas to play it (cursed parents and their lack of internet literacy)

Must...ignore...internet...for....month....

Myrddin

johnny_ultimate wrote: »

'Your copy of Zelda: Skyward Sword has dispatched'

GAH! But I know I have to wait until Christmas to play it (cursed parents and their lack of internet literacy)

Must...ignore...internet...for....month....

I'll be taking that challenge alongside you. Beginning a new Zelda on Xmas day is a tradition for me at this point. I blame LTTP for it!

johnny_ultimate

You have my axe, brother EnterNow!

Had to give advance notice so I didn't end up with a MotionPlus-less Zelda on Christmas morning. I consider it character building.

valleyoftheunos

johnny_ultimate wrote: »

'Your copy of Zelda: Skyward Sword has dispatched'

GAH! But I know I have to wait until Christmas to play it (cursed parents and their lack of internet literacy)

Must...ignore...internet...for....month....

I always have to buy my own game based xmas presents. The question this year is whether the 27th of december will bring Skyward (waaaant) or a bump up of funds from myself and the LoZ edition 3ds (waaaaaaaaaant)

Pyongyang

valleyoftheunos wrote: »

27th of december

We share the same birthday! Chest bumps and high fives all round!