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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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    #8672
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    .......to haunt us! :eek:


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    #8673
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Well he looks hauntingly familiar :D


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    #8674
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    that's a spooktacular bit of punning there Rube


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    #8675
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,070 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Speaking of spirits, where's the key?


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    #8676
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    looksee wrote: »
    Speaking of spirits, where's the key?

    Follow OG you will find the key


    Confucius


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    #8677
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Psst OG keeps it in his sock drawer but you didn't hear it from me ;)


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    #8678
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I may be drunk but I can still follow that and I'm still lost right now.......

    Why does cheese on turn over toast taste solo good at this hour?


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    #8679
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I have been frequenting Mens Sheds and I have learnt the art of booby-trapping cabinets. I have booby-trapped my drinkey cabinet.

    Hehehehe "booby".

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8680
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,070 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    What's turn over toast Uncle Tom? Doesn't all the cheese fall off? Sounds nice any time!

    Oops, OG's back. I was keeping them in order OG, I wasn't stirring at all, at all ;):D


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    #8681
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    looksee wrote: »
    Oops, OG's back.
    I've not been away, just being the quiet man in the corner. :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8682
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Hmmmm. Picking off targets?


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    #8683
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Quiet man in the corner? What was it you were drinking then? Come on out with it. and share the drinky poos there are thirsty oulwans out here.. Of course us Oulfellas don't want to see drunken wimmin laying around, but we will follow your lead OG


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    #8684
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    looksee wrote: »
    What's turn over toast Uncle Tom?

    turnovergrinder.jpg

    Nice thick slice toasted with cheese.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    #8685
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,070 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Oh right! Yes I know what a turnover is, and it does indeed make nice toast! I didn't make the connection though and had visions of you turning over your cheesy toast. I like toasted cheese ...mmmm


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    #8686
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Ahh, the difference between turnover bread, and turn over bread, which is basically a sandwich!!


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    #8687
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    what is the difference between shortbread and shortcake?


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    #8688
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Rubecula wrote: »
    what is the difference between shortbread and shortcake?

    'tis like bread and cake. see legal judgement for jaffa cakes and VAT.

    Only shorter.
    Might involve something about fat


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    #8689
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    turnovergrinder.jpg

    Nice thick slice toasted with cheese.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm


    Now I'm hungry :(


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    #8690
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Chucken wrote: »
    Now I'm hungry :(

    Hits me about that time too..... :)

    Yeah Friday, Chester bread day...... yeeaahh!


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    #8691
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    My last uncle just passed away.
    I'm not looking for sympathies or anything, just having one of those "Make the most of your time before time slips away" moments, and so - make the most of your times folks.

    I'm currently engaged in watching two men on the roof of the building across from mine re-tarring the roof...in a gale. There are high winds, bottle of gas and a flame thrower. Riveting viewing! I don't think I'm going to achieve much work today.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8692
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,070 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Sorry to hear about your uncle, OG. And yes you are right, what is the turning point between 'sure I have the rest of my life to do that' and 'I don't think I am going to get everything done'. Live for today, the days and years slip by faster and faster.

    As to the two guys on the roof, yes, well, barring accidents in about 2 years time they will be back to fix it because it is leaking!


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    #8693
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I have a camera ready in-case they do anything Youtube worthy. Yes, I AM that guy.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8694
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Sorry about your bereavement OG. Definitely the time to rethink how we live. I have been ticking off items on my bucket list for the last two years but its slow going. Hope to get it all done by the end of this year. Then I will just write another list!


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    #8695
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I have a camera ready in-case they do anything Youtube worthy. Yes, I AM that guy.

    Any Curly, Larry or Moe antics up on that roof yet?


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    #8696
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Any Curly, Larry or Moe antics up on that roof yet?

    Can't wait for the reply! :D:D


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    #8697
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    They were very efficient and well organised...the bastards.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8698
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    OldGoat wrote: »
    They were very efficient and well organised...the bastards.

    Did you not try distracting them with a bit of Burlesque?


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    #8699
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    OldGoat wrote: »
    They were very efficient and well organised...the bastards.

    They obviously had no sense of (our need for) humour........:p

    ...not even a tarred pole, or even a cinged forehead..........grumble,


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    #8700
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Burlesque and my office window are not total strangers. I can say no more.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #8701
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Burlesque and my office window are not total strangers. I can say no more.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrtfAs7y-cs


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