Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Options
1…179180182184185…334

Comments

  • Options
    #5432
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    hey guys and galls,i have invented a solar clothes dryer
    i am calling it a clothesline


  • Options
    #5433
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Surfing in the Surf? Have you ever tried surving in the Rinso?
    poppyvally wrote: »
    Or swinging of the ariel?
    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Or Diving in the Omo? Be Bold!! :D
    Alice1 wrote: »
    I take Comfort in the fac that you all are very clean...
    poppyvally wrote: »
    Be sure the Tide is right. It's your Lifebouy!
    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Persil-onally, I'm Fairy-ly sure one out-Daz-zles all the others by far!! (sorry!)



    ....sometimes I wonder.....
    facepalm.gif


  • Options
    #5434
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    AJAX


  • Options
    #5435
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    A big lump o' carbolic is yer only man.
    carbolicsoap.jpg

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Options
    #5436
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Alice1 wrote: »
    G'waaan The Jellybaby!

    Thanks Ali! I really thought there would be more 'Rock On, Jelly's' but I do appreciate your support! :D
    getz wrote: »
    AJAX

    Now you're just getting durty!! :eek:


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5437
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    OldGoat wrote: »
    A big lump o' carbolic is yer only man. IMAGE SNIP
    i am begining to think that ,some of those washing up powders tell lies,got a box last week and on the front of the packet it said for 20 uses,had to phone back to complain that they say for 20 uses but it only does my laundry


  • Options
    #5438
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    They LIE? Oh! Nooooo!


  • Options
    #5439
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    in the USA there is a washing powder called :KOJAK:its a bald automatic


  • Options
    #5440
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Strangely the neighbour has a box of Daz stuck on the roof. When I asked why they hadn't taken it off I was told the Ariel doesn't work.


    I'll get me coat ........


  • Options
    #5441
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Is it the humidity thats getting ye??


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5442
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Something is. :D


  • Options
    #5443
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    I have to stop here, I'm giggling so much! Gotta crack the whip to get the maid to prepare his highness's din-din, pity we don't have any of Chucky's soup, but its a tad warm this evening. It doesn't take much to entertain O & O's, does it? :D:D


  • Options
    #5444
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    A bit of paper with squiggles on usually does it for me. :D


  • Options
    #5445
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    pity we don't have any of Chucky's soup, but its a tad warm this evening.
    Gazpacho!
    (Put a shot of gin in it and it's a nice chunky Bloody Mary :cool:)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Options
    #5446
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Gazpacho!
    (Put a shot of gin in it and it's a nice chunky Bloody Mary :cool:)

    ..not with you off the gargle!!

    I just cooked a turkey :D:o


  • Options
    #5447
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Must be Christmas then!


  • Options
    #5448
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Must be Christmas then!

    It could be you know, Chuck has her turkey and I have me brandy. Has nurse hid the decorations again?

    And whoever it was who baked the cakes last year, using pills as Hundreds and Thousands was very cruel. I was chasing pink feathered mice across the ceiling all night.


  • Options
    #5449
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Rubecula wrote: »
    It could be you know, Chuck has her turkey and I have me brandy. Has nurse hid the decorations again?

    And whoever it was who baked the cakes last year, using pills as Hundreds and Thousands was very cruel. I was chasing pink feathered mice across the ceiling all night.
    I thought Christmas was in December - has it been changed? I don't mind if it has, I love Christmas, would be nice to be told though.

    Rube, that may have been me with the cakes - I do like to experiment in my cooking. I have had some spectacular results...


  • Options
    #5450
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Christmas! Don't like it at all, something I have to suffer and it gets worse every year. Bah humbug! Seriously, I don't enjoy it at all.


  • Options
    #5451
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Christmas! Don't like it at all, something I have to suffer and it gets worse every year. Bah humbug! Seriously, I don't enjoy it at all.
    jellybaby thats because your...claustophobec, did you know the most popular wine at christmass is ?...i dont like sprouts


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5452
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    True, getz. but if there are no sprouts, it's definitely not Christmas, everybody knows that!


  • Options
    #5453
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,118 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    I'm with Jellybaby on this, definitely not a Christmas fan!


  • Options
    #5454
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    *sigh*

    *holds hands up*

    I am not either, but I always try to make it enjoyable. However I have not even had a tree up for close to 20 years.


  • Options
    #5455
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    dont worry there isent a christmas this year,its been declared unsafe by the elf and safety commission


  • Options
    #5456
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    I had a long reply typed for ye but it was so full of Christmas misery, I deleted it!


  • Options
    #5457
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I want his job. all the venison he can eat, one day of work per year and the perk of getting hugs and kisses off wonderful kids and pretty ladies.

    Downside would be getting peed on, overeating on mince pies and reindeer poo everywhere. Oh and living at the North Pole, but not sure that would be a bad thing.


  • Options
    #5458
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    last christmas my wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy......you should have seen the look on her face when i came home drunk


  • Options
    #5459
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Afternoon folks

    If an orchestra were playing in a thunderstorm, who would be the most likely to get struck by lightening?


  • Options
    #5460
    poppyvally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭poppyvally


    Ramette wrote: »
    Afternoon folks

    If an orchestra were playing in a thunderstorm, who would be the most likely to get struck by lightening?

    The conductor?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5461
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Gold star :)

    Chucken am in a cooking mood today... Any suggestions?


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement