All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Alice1

Oh nooo, am I supposed to be on the purple pills? I gave two of them to the dog tonight soo that means the pink ones are belonging to Patches:eek:

The blue ones are definitely mine - I think

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

chucken1

foxinsox wrote: »

mad as a box of frogs springs to mind

we'll have to find pictures of "our waiting room"..

I have some wierd images of it in my head..

I'll have you know,I am!!

chucken1

Alice1 wrote: »

Oh nooo, am I supposed to be on the purple pills? I gave two of them to the dog tonight soo that means the pink ones are belonging to Patches:eek:

The blue ones are definitely mine - I think

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

Purple pills for EVERYONE....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chucken1

Ramette wrote: »

Old Goat where are you when i need you ? they are all gone stark raving mad! chucken are you sure it was evaporated milk you used in the mac & cheese? I think it was angel dust!

Well this is the tin I cant read what it says.Alice stole my glasses.

Alice1

'Scuse me, I didn't exactly steal your glasses - I have them on permanent loan - there is a difference. Not sure what the difference is mind you.

Must be time for me green pill. Or have I taken it already? Tis very hard to keep up with my medication. Touch of the forgetfuls..

Cicero

Ramette wrote: »

.. and you do realise that you are sitting on cicero's burlesque feather boa? he will not be pleased...

I have one of those???...and I won't be pleased??

chucken1 wrote: »

When did Cicero start burlesquein?? :eek:.

I don't know...Please...tell me....or is it on a need to know basis??:eek:

Alice1 wrote: »

D'you know, I think you are right about the feather boa - thought it was me piles.....itchy you know

I can't begin to imagine...but since we've established that it is mine, would you mind ever so awfully removing your behind from it.....Tanks...;)

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY ALL...

Ramette

Cicero... my pet hate (pun intended)... animals dressed in clothes :eek:
and yes we all know about your secret burlesque fetish!
After all the shinnenigans last night in this place i am staying bed all day with a damp cloth on my fevered brow
That Alice one is a worry

Alice1

Happy Easter Birthday Christmas St Patrick's Day my dears. Very sorry bout your feather boa Cicero. Hope there is no harm done.

Really need to sort out my pills - having the strangest sensations.....

Cicero

The Quiet Man on TG4....now, if only Katie Daly would come down from that mountain (it's cold up there today) and Paddy Reilly would come back to BallyJamesDuff (his dinner is nearly ready), it would be a perfect Paddy's Day.

Well, how ya all here today...are ye drowning the Shamrock?

foxinsox

Hi all, bit late now but enjoy the rest of your day!

Cicero

So....are we all happy?

What's for dinner this evening.......? Pot Noodle or Smash?

Alice1

Oh Smash - can't be doing with Pot Noodle - gives me indigestion.

Rubecula

Not seen Smash in years so it has to be the pot noodle for me. *sigh*

"They peel it with their metal knives..... and then smash it all to bits":)

Cicero

Get mash then....................

Beruthiel

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

chucken1

Beruthiel wrote: »

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

If you insist...my secrets out now :eek:

humberklog

Bah...it's too hard from 8 floors up to see if it's raining and if it's worth the dash to The White House pub. Maybe I'll chance the hotel's bar.

Rubecula

Beruthiel wrote: »

I'm finding it difficult to believe that you lot are all over 40.
Should I be looking for actual birth certs here?

Tell you what, if in the future, we organise an Auldies piss up, bring your certs for verification.

Sadly it is true... All of me is that age too, apart from my dentures. No need for birth certificates I have made in Britain stamped on my backside. You don't get stamps like that anymore.:pac:

Alice1

*Ali stomps in rather grumpily*

So, who is doubtin' me age here? How very dare you cast asparagus on me integers? I am indeed very old and crotchety - so there!

While you are here, put the kettle on would you - I fancy a French Fancy.

Rubecula

I gotta bag of mint crumbles and another of dolly mixtures if you are interested. Not sure about the tea as I can't remember where I left the kettle.

chucken1

Good day o crotchety ones. Ive the tea made and a lovely plate of fancies.

Alice1

Oh yesss, lovely Chucken. I want all the lemony ones for myself - so hands of the lemony ones the rest of ye.

Oh don't fancy going back to work tomorrow - been off since Thursday...

chucken1

Alice seeing as theres no takers so far...stick the lemony ones in your lunch box for work

Alice1

Ok thanks Chucken. I'll do that - just as long as I don't mix them up with my yellow pills.....

Rubecula

Alice1 wrote: »

Ok thanks Chucken. I'll do that - just as long as I don't mix them up with my yellow pills.....

Alice have you got a sweet tooth denture by any chance:pac:

BBDBB

afternoon coffin dodgers:)

Ramette

evening all, isnt there a grand stretch in the evenings?

Alice1

Hmm, you might have something there Chucken.

Who left the feather boa in the bathroom? Well, whoever it was, tis one very wet boa now....

Rubecula

Greetings and salutations... (actually at my age it is more like Creepings and Sanitations)

Everyone happy and bouncy I trust?

Cicero

Alice1 wrote: »

Who left the feather boa in the bathroom? Well, whoever it was, tis one very wet boa now....

Stop stealing my feather boa....I told you already, if you want to borrow it...ASK!!!..and stop pretending you "found" it....:(