Amanda Brunker Collection sofas?

amacca · 31-12-2010 10:35pm

TJJP wrote: »

My only conclusion on this matter is that some other wanabee with links to the world of floor coverings convinced this mega star that Ireland could be saved by yet more soft furnishing purchased on the never-never. But I could be wrong.

I'd imagine it went something like this at the focus group meeting

executive1: "right..so its agreed..we need a celebrity to front our advertising campaign as lord knows this ****e wont sell itself"

executive2: "agreed....but we dont have much of a budget...whose cheap and available......we could throw in a sofa....nah cant see any old media whore going for it"

executive3: "guys...did one of you leave an amanda brunker shaped sofa outside the window?"

Dangerous Man · 31-12-2010 10:41pm

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

amacca · 31-12-2010 10:44pm

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

yikes...not satisfied with the sofa you bought then!

You still would though...would'nt you?

Nodin · 31-12-2010 10:45pm

Well theres "subtle" off to the pub for the night....

Dangerous Man · 31-12-2010 10:47pm

amacca wrote: »

yikes...not satisfied with the sofa you bought then!

You still would though...would'nt you?

Yes.

punchdrunk · 31-12-2010 10:50pm

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals!

amacca · 31-12-2010 10:53pm

punchdrunk wrote: »

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals!

Each to his own I suppose.

Still I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals either......I find women with pedals attached to them quite unattractive.

What if she was smearing a jumbo breakfast roll all over herself and it had been a while since you had eaten?

oh and she was wearing nothing but a good sturdy pair of work boots and a very revealing high viz jacket?

what then?....hmmmm?

Mike Strutter · 31-12-2010 11:02pm

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fcuking cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your fcuking next excuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

Dangerous Man · 31-12-2010 11:08pm

Mike Strutter wrote: »

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fukcing cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your ****ing next escuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

She writes novels?

cursai · 31-12-2010 11:09pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I would.

I just did......just there....by myself!

punchdrunk · 31-12-2010 11:10pm

Dangerous Man wrote: »

She writes novels?

kinda in the same way as Britney Spears produces records

sh1tstirrer · 31-12-2010 11:10pm

http://www.lifes2good.ie/MoreCelebritiesSays/tabid/87/ItemId/33/Default.aspx?gclid=CMTR5bbBl6YCFQse4QodWT4kZgI hope the sofas will last longer than her slimming drink :rolleyes: She would want to go back on the shake diet again as she is getting bigger by the day.

Mike Strutter · 31-12-2010 11:11pm

Nah

But its useful for wiping your arse after a sh!te if you run out of Andrex

pebbles21 · 31-12-2010 11:12pm

What ever happended to the Naomi Cambell sofa??

Black leathear sofa with pink cushions

Mike Strutter · 31-12-2010 11:13pm

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

I hope the sofas will last longer than her slimming drink :rolleyes: She would want to go back on the shake diet again as she is getting bigger by the day.

I’m so happy that I’ve managed to keep my figure since, but of course we all fluctuate a bit at times as we indulge but I try to keep myself in check by drinking the tea and taking the supplements when I feel I need to.

Shes fluctuated to as big as a fcuking house

Dangerous Man · 31-12-2010 11:16pm

I really do despair. And we wonder why our country is so fukced. People are buying Amanda Brunker novels. 'Hmm... what's that Brian Dobson - the government has been ripping us off and now we've no money and we're going to get taxed into oblivi...wait. What's this? AN AMANDA BRUNKER NOVEL AND A SOFA? WELL HAPPY FUKCING DAYS! Now I can dream of being a fat talentless media pig scum too! Yipee. I want to fukc Gerry Ryan and lick Brunker's Bunker at the same time.' That's the problem. Probably.

AntiMatter · 31-12-2010 11:20pm

Amanda Brunker fat?

I reckon she's delectably voluptuous.

TJJP · 31-12-2010 11:25pm

Mike Strutter wrote: »

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fcuking cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your fcuking next excuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

You write romantic novels? Or am I confused.

stovelid · 31-12-2010 11:27pm

Big cushions on them. I can forgive the lack of overall quality and overly loud design.

sh1tstirrer · 31-12-2010 11:27pm

AntiMatter wrote: »

Amanda Brunker fat?

I reckon she's delectably voluptuous.

There isn't shape nor size to her. + her wobbly bits will be heading south from now on, that is if they aren't headed in that direction already.

Mike Strutter · 31-12-2010 11:30pm

TJJP wrote: »

You write romantic novels? Or am I confused.

Champagne babes and Champagne kisses by Amanda Brunker

the groutch · 31-12-2010 11:31pm

WindSock wrote: »

I look forward to her collection of Brunker beds.

just once she's not on the top brunk

AntiMatter · 31-12-2010 11:32pm

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

There isn't shape nor size to her. + her wobbly bits will be heading south from now on, that is if they aren't headed in that direction already.

Her pics on google images are a little more convincing than your posts.

maxextz · 31-12-2010 11:33pm

i hate that dumb bint.:mad:

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2010 11:39pm

Am I alone in thinking she is acutally a quite attractive woman.

Shes hardly obese in fairness! Yes she has a big chest but a lot of women have including myself, and I never had anything negative said about it!

Come on, she got a job promoting sofas, Ive seen the ad, they look like nice sofas and are reasonably priced. I dont see any problem with her to be honest. So many "celebs" are totally anorexic looking and have no spark, at least she seems pretty fiesty and is probably a good laugh too.

amacca · 31-12-2010 11:44pm

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Am I alone in thinking she is acutally a quite attractive woman.

Shes hardly obese in fairness! Yes she has a big chest but a lot of women have including myself, and I never had anything negative said about it!

Come on, she got a job promoting sofas, Ive seen the ad, they look like nice sofas and are reasonably priced. I dont see any problem with her to be honest. So many "celebs" are totally anorexic looking and have no spark, at least she seems pretty fiesty and is probably a good laugh too.

I agreed...whole lotta rosie

and tbh I was with you until you said they looked like nice sofas.

then I knew you were a person with questionable taste in sitting room furniture...now I don't trust you or your opinion of Amanda Brunker.

sh1tstirrer · 31-12-2010 11:55pm

AntiMatter wrote: »

Her pics on google images are a little more convincing than your posts.

http://www.lensload.com/blog/archives/Naomi-Brosnan-Exhibition051.jpg

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2010 11:56pm

amacca wrote: »

I agreed...whole lotta rosie

and tbh I was with you until you said they looked like nice sofas.

then I knew you were a person with questionable taste in sitting room furniture...now I don't trust you or your opinion of Amanda Brunker.

aww **** - you can see me (turns off webcam.....):o

AntiMatter · 31-12-2010 11:57pm

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

http://www.lensload.com/blog/archives/Naomi-Brosnan-Exhibition051.jpg

Exactly.

Gorgeous.

TJJP · 31-12-2010 11:58pm

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Am I alone in thinking she is acutally a quite attractive woman.

Shes hardly obese in fairness! Yes she has a big chest but a lot of women have including myself, and I never had anything negative said about it!

Come on, she got a job promoting sofas, Ive seen the ad, they look like nice sofas and are reasonably priced. I dont see any problem with her to be honest. So many "celebs" are totally anorexic looking and have no spark, at least she seems pretty fiesty and is probably a good laugh too.

I don't think it's about that in fairness, not for me at least. It's about being told how to live your life by a fake plastic construct who now expects you to buy their furnishings. I have always despised her, not for herself, but for her meaningless meandering and what she represents, that which others now try to emulate far too often.

It isn’t ok to look like a Satsuma; yo-yo dieting isn’t healthy, and the crap she peddles (see links above from her earlier career as a possible example) probably don’t help either. It’s fakery of the lowest order, and those with the most to lose fall for it. That’s the real crime in what she does. The diet sales stuff is old news, now it’s selling a sofa you really don’t need and really can't afford. What a bint.

And what a waste. My only hope is that what's left of Ireland is better than this crap.

Amanda Brunker Collection sofas?

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