Amanda Brunker Collection sofas?

emptybladder

Just saw an ad for these on TV.

Are they specifically designed to accommodate the garguantuan backsides of useless fat bints then, or what?

Kasabian

No they are for everyone that wants a new sofa now but doesn't want to pay anything for 12 months, with an option of 4 years interest free credit.

WindSock

I look forward to her collection of Brunker beds.





*gets coat and throws it in the fire, then get's nicer coat and runs out the door


*roots in the pockets and finds nothing and returns with coat to exchange for another one

Koloman

emptybladder wrote: »

Just saw an ad for these on TV.

Are they specifically designed to accommodate the garguantuan backsides of useless fat bints then, or what?

She reminds me of a sofa. Especially since she has inbuilt cushions.

galwayrush

They come with removable moles.

WindSock

*Doesn't find another coat so leaves with the nice empty pocketed one.

emptybladder

Koloman wrote: »

She reminds me of a sofa. Especially since she has inbuilt cushions.

Ah, I might have shot a batch her way 15 years ago, but jaysus, she HAS NOT aged well.

She reminds me more and more of Twink.

Gummy Panda

emptybladder wrote: »

Just saw an ad for these on TV.

Are they specifically designed to accommodate the garguantuan backsides of useless fat bints then, or what?

she'd get it!

Koloman

I think she resembles a beanbag more than a sofa.

Kasabian

I think she's a cracker.

BOHtox

I would roide her and her bigs tits on her sofa.

fonecrusher1

I like her wobbly bits.

jd007

Amanda Brunker can fcuk off with her couches!

BOHtox

Oh Amanda

http://api.ning.com/files/Xwm-1gHSo50o8Fs3vpAjk6rBaE3XFQrysd-I2EW80X5aFEXrvYgxHQRBIa7YXHUdT1s5rbv4JdIZJ2bL8-JnLdGUySThDpys/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

Koloman

Kasabian wrote: »

I think she's a cracker.

If she sat on you she would crack you up alright.

Kasabian

WindSock wrote: »

*gets coat and throws it in the fire, then get's nicer coat and runs out the door


*roots in the pockets and finds nothing and returns with coat to exchange for another one

Penny's on Patrick Street?

Cranky Mc Funhouse

I thought by avoiding the Sunday World and daytime t.v. I could avoid this waste of tits. Alas it was not to be.. the Brunker was too clever and has since employed a kind of guerilla style war on my senses. These 'hit and run' assaults are as genius as they are diabolical. WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?!?

amacca

This thread should have been comedy gold by this stage

all I'm left with are fleeting glimpses of what could have been


Amanda Brunker is a big puffy lemon meringue tart..... I would expect nothing less of her own personal line of sofas

But I'd totally be able to ignore her chick lit twitter if I thought I'd get one and she knew any good publishers.

a sofa I mean

bonerm

I don't trust her craftsmanship when it comes to couches, but she certainly has impressive pillows.

Nodin

emptybladder wrote: »

Just saw an ad for these on TV.

Are they specifically designed to accommodate the garguantuan backsides of useless fat bints then, or what?

They're a line of low cost furniture, featuring unnatural colours, artificial materials and - despite their 'loud', larger than life appearance - little by way of substance in terms of structure.

amacca

bonerm wrote: »

I don't trust her craftsmanship when it comes to couches, but she certainly has impressive pillows.

Yes...I can imagine her trying to glue the frame together with kir royale and then upholstering the thing in Duck parfait and old copies of cosmo


mmmmmmmmm Duck Parfait


writing addendums to my posts in small point type is my new 'thing'

fonecrusher1

I would.

mikom

emptybladder wrote: »

Amanda Brunker Collection sofas?
Just saw an ad for these on TV.

Are they specifically designed to accommodate the garguantuan backsides of useless fat bints then, or what?

Cum-stained casting couches.

amacca

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I would.

As would I my good man.....as would I.

meoklmrk91

Seriously for years I have wondered what is the point of Amanda Brunker, where did she come from, what actual talent or skills does the woman have and why are people willing to pay her money to do things. She's like the Paris Hilton of Ireland except even more annoying and loathsome.

amacca

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

Seriously for years I have wondered what is the point of Amanda Brunker, where did she come from, what actual talent or skills does the woman have and why are people willing to pay her money to do things. She's like the Paris Hilton of Ireland except even more annoying and loathsome.

I know....I've searched high and low and I just cant seem to find any good videos of her.

Gummy Panda

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I would.

Mmmmm.... fun bags

Nodin

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

Seriously for years I have wondered what is the point of Amanda Brunker, where did she come from, what actual talent or skills does the woman have and why are people willing to pay her money to do things.

She launched herself like some bloated iceberg of mediocrity in the Sindo a few years back. She spoke about her 'wild years' (but made no mention of why they would be considered such) and her "notorious liasons" (but failed to mention what made them considered such either). A fame hungry individual with a brass neck.

amacca

Nodin wrote: »

She launched herself like some bloated iceberg of mediocrity in the Sindo a few years back.

Class...thats the kind of imagery I was expecting.....

I can imagine some dignitary smashing a bottle of champagne over her before she rolls off a ramp into a full buffet ripping the side out of a society column editor on the sinking ship print media before sinking slowly into the inky depths out of shot.

much like a standard night out in lillies


I still would...shhhhh

AntiMatter

Some fucker stole me coat. :mad:

TJJP

Nodin wrote: »

A fame hungry individual with a brass neck.

And a ‘brass-ier’ pallor (pallor, not grammatically correct, but you get my meaning).

I too am at a loss (less of a loss than the customers, of many sofa providers, who having placed booking deposits see their cash disappear into the ether along with the company) as to why this ‘star’ is flogging haberdashery or why anyone would buy the hype never mind the chaise longue.

My only conclusion on this matter is that some other wanabee with links to the world of floor coverings convinced this mega star that Ireland could be saved by yet more soft furnishing purchased on the never-never. But I could be wrong.

amacca

TJJP wrote: »

My only conclusion on this matter is that some other wanabee with links to the world of floor coverings convinced this mega star that Ireland could be saved by yet more soft furnishing purchased on the never-never. But I could be wrong.

I'd imagine it went something like this at the focus group meeting

executive1: "right..so its agreed..we need a celebrity to front our advertising campaign as lord knows this ****e wont sell itself"

executive2: "agreed....but we dont have much of a budget...whose cheap and available......we could throw in a sofa....nah cant see any old media whore going for it"

executive3: "guys...did one of you leave an amanda brunker shaped sofa outside the window?"

Dangerous Man

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

amacca

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

yikes...not satisfied with the sofa you bought then!

You still would though...would'nt you?

Nodin

Well theres "subtle" off to the pub for the night....

Dangerous Man

amacca wrote: »

yikes...not satisfied with the sofa you bought then!

You still would though...would'nt you?

Yes.

punchdrunk

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals!

amacca

punchdrunk wrote: »

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals!

Each to his own I suppose.

Still I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals either......I find women with pedals attached to them quite unattractive.



What if she was smearing a jumbo breakfast roll all over herself and it had been a while since you had eaten?

oh and she was wearing nothing but a good sturdy pair of work boots and a very revealing high viz jacket?

what then?....hmmmm?

Mike Strutter

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Who the fukc likes that pig? Amanda, if you're reading this, you're a fukcing fat pig and I hate you. Everyone in this thread despises you and wishes you nothing but suffering in your life. I hope you choke on your sofas.

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fcuking cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your fcuking next excuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

Dangerous Man

Mike Strutter wrote: »

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fukcing cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your ****ing next escuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

She writes novels?

cursai

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I would.

I just did......just there....by myself!

punchdrunk

Dangerous Man wrote: »

She writes novels?

kinda in the same way as Britney Spears produces records

sh1tstirrer

http://www.lifes2good.ie/MoreCelebritiesSays/tabid/87/ItemId/33/Default.aspx?gclid=CMTR5bbBl6YCFQse4QodWT4kZgI hope the sofas will last longer than her slimming drink :rolleyes: She would want to go back on the shake diet again as she is getting bigger by the day.

Mike Strutter

Nah

But its useful for wiping your arse after a sh!te if you run out of Andrex

pebbles21

What ever happended to the Naomi Cambell sofa??

Black leathear sofa with pink cushions

Mike Strutter

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

I hope the sofas will last longer than her slimming drink :rolleyes: She would want to go back on the shake diet again as she is getting bigger by the day.

I’m so happy that I’ve managed to keep my figure since, but of course we all fluctuate a bit at times as we indulge but I try to keep myself in check by drinking the tea and taking the supplements when I feel I need to.

Shes fluctuated to as big as a fcuking house

Dangerous Man

I really do despair. And we wonder why our country is so fukced. People are buying Amanda Brunker novels. 'Hmm... what's that Brian Dobson - the government has been ripping us off and now we've no money and we're going to get taxed into oblivi...wait. What's this? AN AMANDA BRUNKER NOVEL AND A SOFA? WELL HAPPY FUKCING DAYS! Now I can dream of being a fat talentless media pig scum too! Yipee. I want to fukc Gerry Ryan and lick Brunker's Bunker at the same time.' That's the problem. Probably.

AntiMatter

Amanda Brunker fat?

I reckon she's delectably voluptuous.

TJJP

Mike Strutter wrote: »

I would start by p!ssing all over this fcuk pig.

Then

I would skull fcuk her within an inch of her life and make her vomit all over my fat fcuking cock ala max hardcore.

Who said romance is dead !
Stick that in your fcuking next excuse for a novel you c-unt

Bet ! get banned for this hahahahahahahah

You write romantic novels? Or am I confused.

stovelid

Big cushions on them. I can forgive the lack of overall quality and overly loud design.

sh1tstirrer

AntiMatter wrote: »

Amanda Brunker fat?

I reckon she's delectably voluptuous.

There isn't shape nor size to her. + her wobbly bits will be heading south from now on, that is if they aren't headed in that direction already.