Things you just REFUSE to do!

Ardennes1944

FortuneChip wrote: »

2 - Admit that it could in fact be Arsenal's Year.

fixed:D

Funkfield

I refuse to change fuses.

Obviously.

honeymonster

1. Get out of bed when the alarms goes off, always hit the snooze button
2. Help tourists with directions
3. Being nice, its boring

fonecrusher1

Ush1 wrote: »

I refuse to use the expression "fail".:rolleyes:

Agreed. Its deeply nerdy trying to be cute ghey-talk.

like lol omg like thats totally an epic fail.

or

lol omg like thats so full of fail lol

You sad bunch. Even 'lol' & 'omg' are painful.

reverenddave

1. sit downstairs on a double decker bus
2. sit on an aisle seat on the train or bus i'd rather stand then not lean against the window
3. Mcdonalds, Burger King, KFC all that shíte
4. Eat Brussel sprouts
5. Coca cola, i mean it's just poisonous water
6. Vote in an election either ,way there will be a CNUT voted in
7. wear ''''manscara'''' no matter how much my wife wants me too
8. wear fúcking pink clothes
9. IRISH TV ryan tubridy or pat kenny it's just like voting (see note 6)
10. Cut my hair
11. Wear shoes indoors (i just can't relax)
12. buy brand name clothes e.g. calvin klein jocks only €75 (coz they really make your cock bigger)
that's all for now

AnonoBoy

reverenddave wrote: »

7. wear ''''manscara'''' no matter how much my wife wants me too

Why does your Missus want you to wear makeup and what the hell is manscara anyway? Does it have to change its name when it's put on a man?

If I use my girlfriend's shampoo does it suddenly become "manpoo"? :eek:

hal9000

I refuse to have sex with a monkey while driving a rocket powered unicycle backwards in the wrong lane on the M1, oh and facebook.

reverenddave

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why does your Missus want you to wear makeup and what the hell is manscara anyway? Does it have to change its name when it's put on a man?

If I use my girlfriend's shampoo does it suddenly become "manpoo"? :eek:

in fairness it's not that hard to decipher MAN + MASCARA = MANSCARA

GUY+EYELINER = GUYLINER

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1039275/Introducing-Guy-liner-Manscara--new-metrosexual-make-just-men.html

look at jimmy carr, russell brand, david beckham, that guy in big brother
it's just fúcking wrong.

jokettle

Lillylilly wrote: »

I've been at pubs in Dublin that play it at the end of a night, and the dance version in Nightclubs.

There's a dance version?!

fullback4glin

scientific1982 wrote: »

1. Eat boiled eggs.
2. Watch x-factor.
3. Give a **** about the royal family.
4. Go to mass.

Abso-frikin-lutely! Who gives a flying fcuk about what the royal family get up to?!

AnonoBoy

reverenddave wrote: »

in fairness it's not that hard to decipher MAN + MASCARA = MANSCARA

I'm not saying it's hard to understand. I just don't understand why people feel the need to do it.

Eyeliner on a guy is still eyeliner.
Mascara is still mascara.

I might start doing it to ordinary things just to p*ss people off.

"Oh look at him there on his manbike!"
"Me and the boys went on holidays to Mandorra!"
"Joe started taking dance classes? Yeah he's a Mannerina now!"

smokedeels

Watch the film "Fight Club" - I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but I'd tired of being told that I "need to see it". Well, I haven't and I'm getting along just fine.

reverenddave

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I'm not saying it's hard to understand. I just don't understand why people feel the need to do it.

Eyeliner on a guy is still eyeliner.
Mascara is still mascara.

I might start doing it to ordinary things just to p*ss people off.

"Oh look at him there on his manbike!"
"Me and the boys went on holidays to Mandorra!"
"Joe started taking dance classes? Yeah he's a Mannerina now!"

i can only assume it changes to '''make it more appealing to the METROSEXUALS of the planet

next we'll be getting MANPONS and fúcking MANPREGNANCY TESTS
and there is also available MANBRAS
but they're just for the more seasonly plump man

fullback4glin

smokedeels wrote: »

Watch the film "Fight Club" - I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but I'd tired of being told that I "need to see it". Well, I haven't and I'm getting along just fine.

You don't need to see it. But it is fairly good

fonecrusher1

smokedeels wrote: »

Watch the film "Fight Club" - I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but I'd tired of being told that I "need to see it". Well, I haven't and I'm getting along just fine.

Its a very good film. But not amazing or anything. Very well made & clever but not mindblowing.

Mind you i'd say you've hyped the sh!t of it in your head so when you do finally watch it you will inevitably be left underwhelmed.

Same thing happened with me & The Sixth Sense. Took me years to eventually watch it & when i did i thought it was utterly average.

digme

Biggins wrote: »

1. Eat Garlic
2. Betray my country.
3. Betray my wife (and kids).
4. Animal cruelty.
5. Betray a persons/friends confidence to the detriment of their life/loss.

I'm sure there is lots more...

what country is that biggins?

danniemcq

Lillylilly wrote: »

1. Put my hand in the cold, dirty water in the kitchen sink when my boyf has decided to "steep" dishes for the day.

hey you just don't understand that that actually makes dishes cleaner, every guy knows that

Greyfox

Watch Golf, boxing, cricket, Tennis or Horse racing
Get an iphone or any bill phone
go to the gym
Sign up to twitter
Tell people what I'm up to on facebook
watch Glee or any musicals
the washing up
pay for bottled water
Arrive early for something
Start a fight
Drink diet coke
Listen to anything to do with the royal family
Allow someone to shout at me
Pay for stuff by laser rather then cash
Spend more then 20 minutes with a kid/baby
Buy the overratted Call of Duty Black ops
Trade games in
Stop telling people how great the Resident Evil games are
Buy any new piece of technology in it's first 2 years of release
Date someone who hasn't seen the Shawshank Redemption or the Usual Suspects
Gamble money as the bookies always win
Get up befor 1pm on a day off
Go to bed befor 12:30
Have breakfast on a workday
Text back quickly
Buy DVDs of films I havent watched
Give money to a begger at an ATM machine
Buy a car
Go jogging
Have any more time for the Irish Language
Buy an item of clothing costing more then €100
Walk into Brown Thomas
Drink herbal tea
Say the utterly riddiculous statement "the customer is always right"
Work in Sales again
Make my own lunch
Wear a tie outside an interview room
wear a jumper
call Gaelic football "football"
eat rabbit food, i.e lettuce, celary, cucumber, corn etc
Eat a burger in Eddie rockets
watch daytime tv
Have a work mobile
stop slagging off chick flicks
Buy music or art
Get my refund from my Dublin Bus tickets
stand in a queue at the bus stop
Go to the doctor if I'm sick
Spend or keep a 1c or 2c coin
Start christmass shopping befor december
have a conversation about christmass befor december
work on my birthday

fullback4glin

When people wish their and our lives away, "only 3 days till Fri etc. 2FM DJ's are terrible for this, in particular Hector and that Will lad. Can't be arsed checkin his full name, you know him.
It's a joke like, if your not happy with your life, do something about it

Renn

Spend more then 20 minutes with a kid/baby

God help them for those 20 mins...

Ush1

smokedeels wrote: »

Watch the film "Fight Club" - I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but I'd tired of being told that I "need to see it". Well, I haven't and I'm getting along just fine.

If you're going David Fincher, watch Seven. Alot better than Fight Club.

fullback4glin

Greyfox wrote: »

go to the gym

lot of people posted this. I don't see the problem with gyms? is it that you don't wanna train or that you don't wanna pay ridiculous fees and have to be in the same space as fat "instructors" who know nothing about what they're doing.

I totes agree with the former :pac:

Sykk

Peel a spud.. I love my spuds but whenever I try to peel a cooked one it falls apart along with the skins in my hand...

AnonoBoy

Greyfox wrote: »

Buy music or art

Way to help struggling bands dude!

Greyfox

Renn wrote: »

God help them for those 20 mins...

True

Ush1 wrote: »

If you're going David Fincher, watch Seven. Alot better than Fight Club.

No it's not, nowhere near it

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Way to help struggling bands dude!

Yeah I'm one of those that couldn't care less when theirs so many free songs out their I haven't even heard of

Mr Benevolent

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Let a girl play with me hole.

What's wrong with that?

reverenddave

Confab wrote: »

What's wrong with that?

pathalogical fear of enjoyment ????

the prostate is, essentially, the male equivalent of a woman’s G-spot

AnonoBoy

Greyfox wrote: »

Yeah I'm one of those that couldn't care less when theirs so many free songs out their I haven't even heard of

You just sound like a barrel full of laughs!

Ush1

Greyfox wrote: »

No it's not, nowhere near it

Well it's my opinion. I personally hated Fight Club, where as Seven is one of my all time favourite films. One has a sh*te ending, the other a brilliant one.

AnonoBoy

Ush1 wrote: »

Well it's my opinion. I personally hated Fight Club, where as Seven is one of my all time favourite films. One has a sh*te ending, the other a brilliant one.

Fight Club is all flash and very little substance.

Fincher's finest movie from a directorial point of view is Zodiac.