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Things you just REFUSE to do!

  • 17-11-2010 8:38am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 383 ✭✭


    I'll get the ball rolling

    1. Air Guitar-ing, particularily at weddings. It just infuriates me.

    2. That stupid rock the boat routine, where everybody sits on the floor and makes a tool of themselves.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    1. Eat boiled eggs.
    2. Watch x-factor.
    3. Give a **** about the royal family.
    4. Go to mass.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    1. Eat Garlic
    2. Betray my country.
    3. Betray my wife (and kids).
    4. Animal cruelty.
    5. Betray a persons/friends confidence to the detriment of their life/loss.

    I'm sure there is lots more...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    1. Know the drink that's one too many.

    2. Accept what this government has done to Ireland

    3. Back down from a row if I'm right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    kill people for their drug money.
    its just one step too far


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    1. Put my hand in the cold, dirty water in the kitchen sink when my boyf has decided to "steep" dishes for the day.

    2. Dance to Abba.

    3. Turn my phone off.

    4. Eat black pudding.

    5. Stand for the National Anthem.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Lillylilly wrote: »
    1. Put my hand in the cold, dirty water in the kitchen sink when my boyf has decided to "steep" dishes for the day.

    2. Dance to Abba.

    3. Turn my phone off.

    4. Eat black pudding.

    5. Stand for the National Anthem.

    What? Why not?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    - Cheat
    - Lie
    - Steal


    - turn left!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭Johnny Favourite


    take it up the prison pocket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    1 - Touch Cutlery that has been used by someone else
    2 - Admit that it could in fact be Liverpools Year.
    3 - Drink tea
    4 - Reply with "Pics of GTFO" to a post


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Subscribe to boards


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    What? Why not?

    Just cos.

    I just don't place any value on patriotism. I've never took an interest in the army and am in no way political.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    wipe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭sealgaire


    Put the lotion in the bucket . . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Write with my right hand (LEFT POWER!!!)

    Watch Twilight, I love movies and will pretty much watch anything undiscriminatly but.................no.

    Eat eggs

    Show this thing called.................emotion.

    Give money to a Nigerian prince, oh-ho, fool me once Mr. Uum-Deel-E-Eh!

    Watch Grey's Anatomy, I'd rather vomit on the wall and watch it dry in.

    Agree to paint your fence on Farmville, fùck off ya twat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Lillylilly wrote: »
    Just cos.

    I just don't place any value on patriotism. I've never took an interest in the army and am in no way political.
    Yeah but if anything it should be done as a mark of respect for all the people who lost their lives so that we could have independence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Post on this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    recognise Missouri


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭Branoic


    When stuck in traffic, use the hard shoulder to pretend to just be heading for the next exit just up the road, but then using that exit to just get back on to the motorway a little further ahead. If you do that, you're a B@ST@RD - well done, you've saved yourself 30 seconds and p1ssed off someone else when you try to merge back in to the traffic jam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,314 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Go to bed at a reasonable hour when playing COD.........

    Why am i always tired?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    Facebook


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Go to bed at a reasonable hour when playing COD.........

    Why am i always tired?


    I tell you to go to bed ten times a night but you just won't listen!

    Regards

    Yore Ma


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Eat food from some one else's plate ,that they dont want and said they haven't touched, even if i am starving .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭MIRMIR82


    Talk to most of my in-laws - they're a shower of cnuts:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I refuse to take life too seriously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Get a Satnav
    Watch XFactor, Big Brother, I'm A Celebrity etc etc
    Learn how to play Poker
    Holiday in Lanzarote/Santa Ponza (anywhere the scumbags go to)
    Listen to Kings of Leons new album
    Get up at 7am when I dont actually have to
    Start eating cabbage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Learn how to play Poker

    poker is fun. do you not like fun?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Believe Grunge is dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    +1 on the national anthem. Refuse to when I'm on a night out etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,016 ✭✭✭✭klose


    Do moose stuff for money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,314 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Renn wrote: »
    +1 on the national anthem. Refuse to when I'm on a night out etc.


    Where do you go that plays the national anthem on a night out?

    Are we talking down the country here? Good because i refuse to go down the country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭MIRMIR82


    ^^^ wha?...Do moose stuff for money???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Where do you go that plays the national anthem on a night out?

    Are we talking down the country here? Good because i refuse to go down the country.

    Been a while I must say but was at a 30th in Dublin last year and they played it. Soz :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Are we talking down the country here? Good because i refuse to go down the country.

    I don't refuse to go down the country, but I refuse to wear wellies, so it's basically the same result.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭thirtythirty


    Watch football

    or

    acknowledge that I can "at least understand why someone would like it" when someone has just lost the "football is good" argument and throws that last little lifeline out to make themselves feel better.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Where do you go that plays the national anthem on a night out?

    Are we talking down the country here? Good because i refuse to go down the country.

    I've been at pubs in Dublin that play it at the end of a night, and the dance version in Nightclubs. Also, some functions I've been to have played it.
    I don't really feel that falling around drunk to it at 3am is in anyway respecting the people who lost their lives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Become a bin man.











    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Let a girl play with me hole.

    While having a few scoops the other night a few mates revealed that they let it happen. Fúck that, i'm dreading a prostate check down the road.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,314 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Lillylilly wrote: »
    I've been at pubs in Dublin that play it at the end of a night, and the dance version in Nightclubs. Also, some functions I've been to have played it.
    I don't really feel that falling around drunk to it at 3am is in anyway respecting the people who lost their lives.


    Was this in the nineteen seventies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Lillylilly wrote: »
    I've been at pubs in Dublin that play it at the end of a night, and the dance version in Nightclubs. Also, some functions I've been to have played it.
    I don't really feel that falling around drunk to it at 3am is in anyway respecting the people who lost their lives.
    Id have to agree with you there I dont see the point in playing it after closing time. That said, I always make some sort of effort when its played.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Let a girl play with me hole.

    While having a few scoops the other night a few mates revealed that they let it happen. Fúck that, i'm dreading a prostate check down the road.

    Eurgh!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Pay extra to watch a film in 3D - doesn't add anything at all.

    Pay stupid money for a mobile phone - I just use it to call and text people; I don't need it for anything else.

    Wear a thong.

    Eat peppers.

    Give up smoking......yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Was this in the nineteen seventies?

    Haha, no! Over the past few years. I lived in the country and granted, they do play it more, but Dublin pubs/ clubs are no strangers to it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    - listen to 96 FM
    - ironing
    - Stand idly by
    - attend Legion of Mary meetings
    - read the Star
    - go to the gym
    - wear speedo
    - cold showers
    -Mary Harney.


    That is all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo



    Wear a thong.

    Agreed that and talk with my mates about playing with my hole or anyone elses........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Pay extra to watch a film in 3D - doesn't add anything at all.

    How about a whole extra dimension????? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭alexa5x5


    Anal :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    How about a whole extra dimension????? :eek:

    A whole extra dimension, does not a better film make.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    1 - Touch Cutlery that has been used by someone else
    2 - Admit that it could in fact be Liverpools Year.
    3 - Drink tea
    4 - Reply with "Pics of GTFO" to a post

    Don't worry. You won't have to admit it's Liverpools year this year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    A whole extra dimension, does not a better film make.

    But it certainly adds something (another dimension). ;)


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