Things that Culchies Like (alternative to the Skanger's list)

EarlERizer

1. TK Red Lemonade
2. Nodding sharply and saying "haw jayney o'course"
3. Drink driving
4. The Late Late show
5. Glenroe DVD's
6. GAA
7. Painting everything in their county colours
8. Hating Dubs
9. Going to town
10. Tea and a 'Hang' Sandwiches


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efb

Small tubs of vanilla ice-cream

efb

Death Notices

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Croquet
Cavier
Philanthropy
Necrophilia
Tazmania
The Spire
Nietzche

kc87

having sexual relations with there cousins

alwaysadub

Shops that also serve as post office/pub/petrol pumps.

Iron Hide

Wellies
Tractors
Mary from up the road
Shtout
Cotton eye joe
Toyota Landcruisers
Fleece Bodywarmers
Roast Beef
A drop O' whiskey
Saying " Oh Jaysus" at least twice a minute

changes

lilt
gossip
spuds

PeterIanStaker

putting the sheep's back legs down the wellies!

Bucklesman

Caaatle.

123balltv

Denny's ham, sausages etc
there always on them ads must love the stuff

cutymonalisa

Cheaper rent
Less traffic
Fresh air
thats its not Dubland

WesternZulu

Footing turf while been ate alive by midgets...we love it!

Millicent

Real butter. Go away with your healthy spreads and olive oil sh1te.

Royal Irish

kc87 wrote: »

having sexual relations with there cousins

That was just the once.

Reloc8

Not paying tax and complaining about the state of the roads/hospitals/schools.

Not paying tax in general.

Electing Michael Lowry.

And Jackie Healy Ray.

The Late Late Show.

'Functions'

Committees (pronounced funny)

Saying that things are 'fierce'...e.g. 'he was fierce drunk'...'he was fierce late'

Describing the weather (e.g. 'tis fierce mild')

Saying 'tis

And yerra.

And ara.

Being happy-out.

Referring to in-laws as her/his people.

Not getting on with her people.

Or his people.

Quota.

Making wills.

Mass.

Lux23

Asking how are the spuds in Dublin
Discussing different kinds of spuds
Badly cooking spuds
Eating spuds
Coming to Dublin to get a job because there are none in their s***hole towns
TK Lemonade
Asking how much you paid for everything!!
Kilnaskully

Bazzo

Not getting insulted by piss poor stereotypes.

flas

being able to let their kids out to play without having to worry
not getting over charged for goods and services
having a big garden
having bigger houses for half the cost of people in dublin
not living in dublin

knird evol

Going to mass
Having sexual intercourse with farmyard animals
Going to croke park and parking their car in the middle of the flats in summerhill

Nermal

buttered biscuits

knird evol

Reloc8 wrote: »

Committees (pronounced funny)

I was on the way to the comm - i - TAY
They've a great Seh-Hup down their now. I was late cause the traffic was Choc-A-Bloc

eurokev

crystal swing
bringing flasks and sangwedges to matches
smoking fags all the way down to the butt
spitting
picking their nose and eating, good for the immune system apparantely
grants
the ifa
offering you money for your lawnmower
wakes
choosing who to put in their will
arranged marriages
child bearing hips
getting a dowry

El Weirdo

kc87 wrote: »

having sexual relations with there cousins

Knowing the fucking difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

Reloc8

El Weirdo wrote: »

Knowing the fucking difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

Correcting people.

Mr. Rager

the saw doctors

Arnold Layne

A 50/50 after a night out. That's curry & coleslaw chips to ye
philistines

Armin_Tamzarian

EarlERizer wrote: »

5. Glenroe DVD's

lol

tennessee time

getting a first in their university courses
working jobs that anto and deco cant manage
not being from dublin
not being anglo - irish
living life outside of the internet ...lol

Where To

giving townies wrong directions:rolleyes:

BlaasForRafa

eurokev wrote: »

crystal swing
bringing flasks and sangwedges to matches

They have to be hang sangwidges and flasks of milky tay though