Things that Culchies Like (alternative to the Skanger's list)

EarlERizer

1. TK Red Lemonade
2. Nodding sharply and saying "haw jayney o'course"
3. Drink driving
4. The Late Late show
5. Glenroe DVD's
6. GAA
7. Painting everything in their county colours
8. Hating Dubs
9. Going to town
10. Tea and a 'Hang' Sandwiches


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efb

Small tubs of vanilla ice-cream

efb

Death Notices

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Croquet
Cavier
Philanthropy
Necrophilia
Tazmania
The Spire
Nietzche

kc87

having sexual relations with there cousins

alwaysadub

Shops that also serve as post office/pub/petrol pumps.

Iron Hide

Wellies
Tractors
Mary from up the road
Shtout
Cotton eye joe
Toyota Landcruisers
Fleece Bodywarmers
Roast Beef
A drop O' whiskey
Saying " Oh Jaysus" at least twice a minute

changes

lilt
gossip
spuds

PeterIanStaker

putting the sheep's back legs down the wellies!

Bucklesman

Caaatle.

123balltv

Denny's ham, sausages etc
there always on them ads must love the stuff

cutymonalisa

Cheaper rent
Less traffic
Fresh air
thats its not Dubland

WesternZulu

Footing turf while been ate alive by midgets...we love it!

Millicent

Real butter. Go away with your healthy spreads and olive oil sh1te.

Royal Irish

kc87 wrote: »

having sexual relations with there cousins

That was just the once.

Reloc8

Not paying tax and complaining about the state of the roads/hospitals/schools.

Not paying tax in general.

Electing Michael Lowry.

And Jackie Healy Ray.

The Late Late Show.

'Functions'

Committees (pronounced funny)

Saying that things are 'fierce'...e.g. 'he was fierce drunk'...'he was fierce late'

Describing the weather (e.g. 'tis fierce mild')

Saying 'tis

And yerra.

And ara.

Being happy-out.

Referring to in-laws as her/his people.

Not getting on with her people.

Or his people.

Quota.

Making wills.

Mass.

Lux23

Asking how are the spuds in Dublin
Discussing different kinds of spuds
Badly cooking spuds
Eating spuds
Coming to Dublin to get a job because there are none in their s***hole towns
TK Lemonade
Asking how much you paid for everything!!
Kilnaskully

Bazzo

Not getting insulted by piss poor stereotypes.

flas

being able to let their kids out to play without having to worry
not getting over charged for goods and services
having a big garden
having bigger houses for half the cost of people in dublin
not living in dublin

knird evol

Going to mass
Having sexual intercourse with farmyard animals
Going to croke park and parking their car in the middle of the flats in summerhill

Nermal

buttered biscuits

knird evol

Reloc8 wrote: »

Committees (pronounced funny)

I was on the way to the comm - i - TAY
They've a great Seh-Hup down their now. I was late cause the traffic was Choc-A-Bloc

eurokev

crystal swing
bringing flasks and sangwedges to matches
smoking fags all the way down to the butt
spitting
picking their nose and eating, good for the immune system apparantely
grants
the ifa
offering you money for your lawnmower
wakes
choosing who to put in their will
arranged marriages
child bearing hips
getting a dowry

El Weirdo

kc87 wrote: »

having sexual relations with there cousins

Knowing the fucking difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

Reloc8

El Weirdo wrote: »

Knowing the fucking difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

Correcting people.

Mr. Rager

the saw doctors

Arnold Layne

A 50/50 after a night out. That's curry & coleslaw chips to ye
philistines

Armin_Tamzarian

EarlERizer wrote: »

5. Glenroe DVD's

lol

tennessee time

getting a first in their university courses
working jobs that anto and deco cant manage
not being from dublin
not being anglo - irish
living life outside of the internet ...lol

Where To

giving townies wrong directions:rolleyes:

BlaasForRafa

eurokev wrote: »

crystal swing
bringing flasks and sangwedges to matches

They have to be hang sangwidges and flasks of milky tay though

bonerm

Mead
Potatoes
Collie's
Muttering incomprehensibily
Pub Lock-in's
Cider
Local Gossip

rainbowdrop

Red '95 reg Toyota Corollas/ Silver 04-06 Toyota Landcruisers

County GAA jersey's with the collar UP

50% of the males are called PJ, DJ, John-Joe, Pat-Joe, Mickey-Joe or Dinny

50% of the females are called Mary, Bridie, Margaret, Carmel or Bernie

Nationwide

fontanalis

Noticing the "grand stretch in the evening" in the run up to summer.

bmw535d

1 A nice bit of ham. (pronounced 'hang')
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Heifers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sandwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches.
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61.Rallyin' about in the massey.
62.TK red lemonade



1. Lappin the town
2. Sex!
3. Stockcars
4. Farmin instead of going to school
5. Half way barndance
6. Fightin at the half way barndance
7. Going to midnight mass full
8. Workin in the fecktry
9. Ballyliffen
10. Double barrled names ( Michael Patrick, Patrick pio and so on)
11. Cappin beasts
12. Jeeps with no back seats so the insurance is cheaper
13. Not getting insured anyway
14. Drink Driving
15. The Big House
16. Cockhill dinner dance
17. Fightin at cockhill dinner dance
18. Old celtic tops
19. Sayin sir at the end of every sentence
20. Yoks
21. Liberties
22. batin the head of derry men at liberties
23. batin the head of townies at liberties
24. batin the head of letterkenny wans at the pulse
25. batin the head of bouncers at liberties
26. Netting the river
27. The hill
28. Ivan Borland
29. Kieth fletcher
30. mf 135
31. Going to libs on sun night then taking the van to Dublin at 4am
32. Bank holidays
33. Cern mart
34. Keeping ducks in the shed
35. usin the ol mini metro as a chicken coop
36. goin te wakes
37. Leavin a batch in the woman
38. Vodka and Redbull
39. blue wkd
40. Black wranglers and white shirts
41. New rock boots
42. Trousers that are to tight at the bottom
43. Fish supper out of Tommys
44. Fightin outside the 4 lights
45. Lying
46. Building walls
47. Plasterin
48. Last night of the clonmany festival
49. Getting as full as the bingo bus
50. Going wi 14 year olds when your 21
51. Packie Bradley on the wireless
52. Dab at the stool
53. Irelands own
54. barn brack
55. Powers
56. The wee club in libs
57. Rowin with the gaurds
58. Sniffin petrol when you cant afford to get full
59. The Donegal rally
60. Trying to follow the rally in the ol mini metro
61. Going to America
62. Diffing
63. Working 8 days a week
64. Building your own house
65. Quads
66. Ewes
67. Ear rings
68. Buyin the autotrader and dealer even though your not goin to buy anything
69. Fixin cars
70. Terrences chip van after libs
71. Waving te everyone you pass in the car
72. Lisa lashes in the grill
73. Twin cams
74. welding diffis in transits den ralley dem

Elenxor

Our Dublin cousins who descend on us every Summer and stay, but never bother to ask if we want them!

kilkenny_kid

Laughing at the dubs spreading the jizz..

Reloc8

kilkenny_kid wrote: »

Laughing at the dubs spreading the jizz..

in jokes

bigwormbundoran

Running across the tops of bales of hay

Cow-Tipping

National Ploughing Championships

"Dunky" Derbies

The smell of turf

Choc Ice/Super split - No other iced lolly is deemed trustworthy

Getting lifts on the back of tractors

Riding a bike with a shovel going across the handlebars

Leaving homemade ladders lying about the place

Drowning kittens in a bucket

Slapping cows in the nose when they dont go where told to

Threatening children with the sally rod

Slurping tea

Having a cure for every ailment based usually around leaves, milk or butter

Having a wariness to new technology

Battenburg

Having a set of clothes specifically for the bog

Having a goat in the garden

Smoking pipes

A good sense of community spirit

A hatred of the Brits

Drinking poitin

Lamping

Driving old bangers in circles in a field




Thats just the tip of the iceberg

spider guardian

buyin lotto tickets for the new stand the local club are building

duckysauce

parking their car at the back of the big house

saying follow the road instead of turn left/right

leaving dogs tied up in the big back garden:eek:

using a fire in the summer even though its hot outside, just because they have a turf plot

eating their dinner at lunch time

andrew cross

been able to repair things not waiting for corpo to repair dueer wall,down pipe etc. able to go faster than 30kms in car, know your neighbour would do you a favour ,t k lemonade :cool:

OctavarIan

Actually knowing and being friends with your neighbours.
Real food
The twilight

bmw535d wrote: »

1 A nice bit of ham. (pronounced 'hang')
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
8 A stretch in the evenings
10 Accordians
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
15 Heifers
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sandwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.



1. Lappin the town
2. Sex!
13. Not getting insured anyway
27. The hill
32. Bank holidays
40. Black wranglers and white shirts
45. Lying
46. Building walls
47. Plasterin
54. barn brack
55. Powers
58. Sniffin petrol when you cant afford to get full
64. Building your own house

Hell yeah all of these.

goat2

staying away from dublin,walk in the country,big back and front gardens, their home grown veg, meat, and eggs,long summers in the meadow,saving the hay, cutting the turf

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o sorry a city slicker is trying to stop the turfcutting.

scientific1982

An appreciation that Dublin is just a big town and not a real city.

Dyr

voting for the same shower of pr**ks regardless of how much they've f**ed up the country

Cianos

Thanking each others posts!

google faps

Reading the same thread three times a month.
Curry Coleslaw shnackboxshes.

roryc

their sisters

CorkMan

WTF!?!?!

I'm from Cork City. The city itself has 125,000 people and if you include the suburbs there is close to 300,000 people. Cork is far from a little town, it is a city. Dublin is bigger alright but I Cork is way bigger than the likes of Portlaoise, Killarney, Athlone, etc.

Rented Mule

kc87 wrote: »

having sexual relations with there cousins

They're, their and there.

So there.