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Wanker Dies Getting Herself Off

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    #62
    Irish Guitarist
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    General Zod wrote: »
    Humour forum on the internet doesn't take everything seriously. News at 11.

    Good point. A woman dying is incredibly funny. The fact that she liked pornography and vibrators means she was a terrible person who it's alright to laugh at. I'll go back now and read all the incredibly witty comments I didn't get the first time.


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    #63
    Prof.Badass
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    I wonder what the public reaction will be? Will people ring up joe duffy demanding that these dangerous vibrators be banned?

    Or will they use their brains and realise that accidents happen?

    Of course the answer is neither. If someone ran a smear campaign against sex toys you could be sure middle ireland would get their knickers in a twist.


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    #64
    casandra
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭casandra


    That poor girl ! she was only trying to enjoy herself,

    and instead of coming, she went !


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    #65
    henryporter
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    Brings a whole new meaning to danger ****


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    #66
    General Zod
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    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Good point. A woman dying is incredibly funny. The fact that she liked pornography and vibrators means she was a terrible person who its alright to laugh at. I'll go back now and read all the incredibly witty comments I didn't get the first time.

    the circumstances of her death are humourous. perhaps you should come down off your high horse and you might enjoy life a bit more.


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    #67
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    bonerm wrote: »
    "Candle in the minge" also works.

    Hot wax...ouch


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    #68
    Jesus Wept
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    Wonder what porn she was watching.
    They could have provided a link, ffs.


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    #69
    dr.bollocko
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Wonder what porn she was watching.
    They could have provided a link, ffs.

    Porn remake of Ringu?


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    #70
    phill106
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Wonder what porn she was watching.
    They could have provided a link, ffs.

    Probably watching The Omen.
    I did it all for You damiiiieeeeeee..*splat*


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    #71
    Diabhal Beag
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    At least the penguin is OK. Brightened up my week.


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    #72
    mikom
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Wonder what porn she was watching.
    They could have provided a link, ffs.

    My ass is haunted.


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    #73
    Jesus Wept
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    Another story said she was looking at pictures, that's looking at porn, not watching.

    Seems she was been treated for depression.

    Poor girl.


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    #74
    Irish Guitarist
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    General Zod wrote: »
    the circumstances of her death are humourous.

    You're right. I'm sure she had a right old laugh as she died from asphyxiation. I bet her family are in stitches laughing too.
    General Zod wrote: »
    perhaps you should come down off your high horse and you might enjoy life a bit more.

    Another good point. The fact that I don't laugh at a woman dying while using a vibrator means I have no sense of humour.


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    #75
    Dravokivich
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    http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/dravokivich/boardsss/csinanny.jpg


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    #76
    mikom
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    www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/8263775.Pornographic_pictures_may_have_led_to_woman_s_death/]

    Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb, who led the investigation into her death, said: "There were no signs of forced entry to the premises.


    "The back door was locked and property was secure.



    You had me at back door.......


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    #77
    Poor Uncle Tom
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    What time did they find that penguin?


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    #78
    laugh
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    This is what happens if you don't find a man girls, you die alone, your rabbit buzzing and the cat licking your face. :pac:


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    #79
    henryporter
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    laugh wrote: »
    This is what happens if you don't find a man girls, you die alone, your rabbit buzzing and the cat licking your face. :pac:
    this would make a good ad for Duracell


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    #80
    t4k30
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    I'd rather die from sexual over stimulation than cancer. Ps. I don't think the female form of masterbation is known as ****.


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    #81
    smash
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    henryporter wrote: »
    this would make a good ad for Duracell

    It really depends if it was still going when the police arrived, in relation to what the time of death was... It would be interesting to see an ad with a Duracell bunny of that kind though.


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    #82
    Fittle
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    t4k30 wrote: »
    I'd rather die from sexual over stimulation than cancer. Ps. I don't think the female form of masterbation is known as ****.

    +1
    It's called masturbation.


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    #83
    mikom
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    henryporter wrote: »
    this would make a good ad for Duracell

    More so the energizer Bunny, known best for 'going and going and going...'
    In this case someone put the battery in backwards and it kept coming and coming and coming...


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    #84
    smash
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    Fittle wrote: »
    +1
    It's called masturbation.
    Flicking the bean....


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    #85
    Ann22
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    Imagine she was your sister or girlfriend. She's really dead. How would you feel about this story being released?


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    #86
    VinnyTGM
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    I think she deserved more than to have her face all over the news.


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    #87
    Dravokivich
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    Ann22 wrote: »
    Imagine she was your sister or girlfriend. She's really dead. How would you feel about this story being released?

    If it was my sister I'd be doing as little imagining as possible...


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    #88
    mrDerek
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    better cut down....


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    #89
    General Zod
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    Pardon me if I don't cover my face in ashes 24/7 and wail and rent my garments atwain at the news of every death I hear about.

    Conservative MP dies of autoerotic asphixiation, in womens clothing, eating an orange and having a hand shandy. That's funny.

    Michael Hutchence. choked to death while choking himself with hsi own belt attached to a hotel room door. funny.

    David Carradine, tied himself up in a tiny Thai wardrobe with the cord from a set of venitian blinds, and died, while having a ****. Discovered by the maid. Funny.

    Woman literally pleasures herself to death. funny.

    and If I died while having a shuffle, I'd hope people would find it funny too.

    Now I don't know about you, but the funny thing isn't that they died, it's what they were doing when they died. they died doing something you don't usually die during.

    At least they all went out with a smile on their face.


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    #90
    General Zod
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    Ann22 wrote: »
    Imagine she was your sister or girlfriend. She's really dead. How would you feel about this story being released?


    aye, better lie to save the shame of their sister being known for enjoying one of lifes simple pleasures.


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    #91
    Pittens
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    story has me a bit worried, truth be told.


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