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Wanker Dies Getting Herself Off

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  • 09-07-2010 2:22pm
    #1
    Ankerous
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    From this mo's Metro:

    Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

    A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.
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    #2
    mikom
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    Ankerous wrote: »
    The laptop was still displaying porn.

    Good battery life......... must have been a 6 cell.


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    #3
    easyeason3
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    Had she a smile on her face?


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    #4
    Bobeagleburger
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    Her time came.


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    spitfireIRL
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    Ankerous wrote: »
    From this mo's Metro:

    Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

    A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.

    what a first post!


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    smash
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    Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!


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    [Deleted User]
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    spitfireIRL wrote: »
    what a first post!

    No introductions, no ending up in the wrong forums.. Just straight to AH with nannies, vibrators, porn and death.


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    Jarren
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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html


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    mikom
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    steve06 wrote: »
    Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!

    Knock yourself out............ http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

    Snap jarecki1976 :D


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    El Guapo!
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    steve06 wrote: »
    Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!
    You wanna see a picture of a dead naked chick??!! :eek:


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    who the fug
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    she found the nanny was naked


    hands up who misread this :D


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    Celly Smunt
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    i guess you could say should dug her own hole


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    mike65
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    Ah the prudish Americans and their "loved to death" writings. A juicy little tidbit for them. ;)


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    pablomakaveli
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    jarecki1976 wrote: »
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

    She's actually quite hot.

    Also if i ever die having a **** i hope they honour my memory by not having the story published in the world media.


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    drunkmonkey
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    Anyone know what poro it was, must have been on hell of a movie..


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    davyjose
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    Ankerous wrote: »
    From this mo's Metro:

    Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

    A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.

    I heard somewhere she was a nanny. That's very important to know ... that she was a nanny. Just in case anyone missed the fact that she was a nanny.


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    ClutchIt
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    She looks like a p0rn star in that pic no way she was a nanny!

    They are arousing suspicion


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    jimmycrackcorm
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Had she a smile on her face?

    No but she had a pussy on her chest:
    Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html#ixzz0tBwhtWwn


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    Superbus
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    What was the cat doing getting involved?


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    Bobeagleburger
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    Jusr rearranged the title and got:

    "Herself dies getting off wanker"

    Scary stuff.


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    It could of only happened in a nanny state. :p


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    hidinginthebush
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    Anyone know what poro it was, must have been on hell of a movie..

    The Ring


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    #23
    General Zod
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    Feck sake, back in the day British Nanny's were too busy shaking babies to death, not themselves!


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    spitfireIRL
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    No introductions, no ending up in the wrong forums.. Just straight to AH with nannies, vibrators, porn and death.

    off to a good start anyway :pac:


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    #25
    Bobeagleburger
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    hidinginthebush wrote: »
    The Ring

    I heard it was The Hole.


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    Celly Smunt
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    rarnes1 wrote: »
    I heard it was The Hole.
    :cool:


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    Pherekydes
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    Yet another tasteless AH death thread.

    The OP describes the nanny as a wanker. Is anyone NOT a wanker?


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    #28
    Mac Masters
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    A heart attack you say! Hmm..... sounds like she had it coming!


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    DrumSteve
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    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Yet another tasteless AH death thread.

    The OP describes the nanny as a wanker. Is anyone NOT a wanker?

    stephen hawking isnt.


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    #30
    General Zod
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    sounds like her batteries... ran out.

    YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


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    bodun
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    You wanna see a picture of a dead naked chick??!! :eek:

    Just from the waist down obviously. Some people! :rolleyes:


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