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Wanker Dies Getting Herself Off

Ankerous · 2010-07-09 13:22:18

From this mo's Metro: Nanny died in a state of ecstasy A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with…

09-07-2010 1:22pm

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From this mo's Metro:

Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.

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#2 09-07-2010 1:23pm

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Ankerous wrote: »

The laptop was still displaying porn.

Good battery life......... must have been a 6 cell.

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#3 09-07-2010 1:23pm

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Had she a smile on her face?

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#4 09-07-2010 1:24pm

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Her time came.

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#5 09-07-2010 1:24pm

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Ankerous wrote: »

From this mo's Metro:

Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.

what a first post!

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#6 09-07-2010 1:24pm

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Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!

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#7 09-07-2010 1:26pm

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spitfireIRL wrote: »

what a first post!

No introductions, no ending up in the wrong forums.. Just straight to AH with nannies, vibrators, porn and death.

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#8 09-07-2010 1:27pm

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

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#9 09-07-2010 1:27pm

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steve06 wrote: »

Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!

Knock yourself out............ http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

Snap jarecki1976

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#10 09-07-2010 1:27pm

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steve06 wrote: »

Read this at lunch... should have been front page news. With a pic!

You wanna see a picture of a dead naked chick??!! :eek:

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#11 09-07-2010 1:28pm

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she found the nanny was naked

hands up who misread this

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#12 09-07-2010 1:28pm

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i guess you could say should dug her own hole

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#13 09-07-2010 1:29pm

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Ah the prudish Americans and their "loved to death" writings. A juicy little tidbit for them.

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#14 09-07-2010 1:29pm

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jarecki1976 wrote: »

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

She's actually quite hot.

Also if i ever die having a **** i hope they honour my memory by not having the story published in the world media.

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#15 09-07-2010 1:30pm

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Anyone know what poro it was, must have been on hell of a movie..

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#16 09-07-2010 1:30pm

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Ankerous wrote: »

From this mo's Metro:

Nanny died in a state of ecstasy

A children's nanny died of heart failure while using a vibrator and watching porn, an inquest has heard. Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died because of her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified. Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest. Lifting the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed in the UK home. The laptop was still displaying porn.

I heard somewhere she was a nanny. That's very important to know ... that she was a nanny. Just in case anyone missed the fact that she was a nanny.

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#17 09-07-2010 1:31pm

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She looks like a p0rn star in that pic no way she was a nanny!

They are arousing suspicion

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#18 09-07-2010 1:31pm

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easyeason3 wrote: »

Had she a smile on her face?

No but she had a pussy on her chest:

Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html#ixzz0tBwhtWwn

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#19 09-07-2010 1:32pm

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What was the cat doing getting involved?

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#20 09-07-2010 1:33pm

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Jusr rearranged the title and got:

"Herself dies getting off wanker"

Scary stuff.

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#21 09-07-2010 1:37pm

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It could of only happened in a nanny state.

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#22 09-07-2010 1:39pm

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

Anyone know what poro it was, must have been on hell of a movie..

The Ring

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#23 09-07-2010 1:40pm

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Feck sake, back in the day British Nanny's were too busy shaking babies to death, not themselves!

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#24 09-07-2010 1:40pm

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No introductions, no ending up in the wrong forums.. Just straight to AH with nannies, vibrators, porn and death.

off to a good start anyway :pac:

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hidinginthebush wrote: »

The Ring

I heard it was The Hole.

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#26 09-07-2010 1:41pm

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rarnes1 wrote: »

I heard it was The Hole.

:cool:

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#27 09-07-2010 1:43pm

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Yet another tasteless AH death thread.

The OP describes the nanny as a wanker. Is anyone NOT a wanker?

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#28 09-07-2010 1:43pm

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A heart attack you say! Hmm..... sounds like she had it coming!

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#29 09-07-2010 1:46pm

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Pherekydes wrote: »

Yet another tasteless AH death thread.

The OP describes the nanny as a wanker. Is anyone NOT a wanker?

stephen hawking isnt.

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#30 09-07-2010 1:46pm

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sounds like her batteries... ran out.

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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#31 09-07-2010 1:52pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

You wanna see a picture of a dead naked chick??!! :eek:

Just from the waist down obviously. Some people! :rolleyes:

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#32 09-07-2010 1:53pm

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What a way to be remembered....

Speaking of which, whatever became of Clare Swires of Norton Rose fame?

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#33 09-07-2010 1:54pm

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That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.

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#34 09-07-2010 1:57pm

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Imagine how she told St Peter how she died ha ha ha ha

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#35 09-07-2010 1:58pm

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Irish Guitarist wrote: »

That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.

What makes her more evil is that she's a nanny (I believe), and dared to masturbate.... sickening.

She's not famous though, that's why its allowed. She's not MJ/Brittany Murphy/The little fella from Diff'rent Strokes. Hence she's fair game!!!

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#36 09-07-2010 1:59pm

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I am going to try to **** myself to death tonight watching porn.

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#37 09-07-2010 2:00pm

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R.I.P condolences to her family and friends.

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#38 09-07-2010 2:00pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

I am going to try to **** myself to death tonight watching porn.

And in other news the sky is blue.

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#39 09-07-2010 2:02pm

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death **** has taken a whole new meaning!!

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death **** has taken a whole new meaning!!

What was the other meaning?

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caseyann wrote: »

R.I.P condolences to her family and friends.

Condolences also to her vibrator.

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#42 09-07-2010 2:05pm

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Who on earth would leak that about some poor girl,her family should sue them:mad:

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rarnes1 wrote: »

What was the other meaning?

having one just before you go to sleep...or so i've heard:p

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#44 09-07-2010 2:10pm

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At the risk of being branded Captain Obvious I call BS on this story

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#45 09-07-2010 2:17pm

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I want to re reincarnated as a self aware vibrating dildo.

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#46 09-07-2010 2:21pm

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WalterMitty wrote: »

I want to re reincarnated as a self aware vibrating dildo.

just for the buzz, like...

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#47 09-07-2010 2:28pm

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Irish Guitarist wrote: »

That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.

Humour forum on the internet doesn't take everything seriously. News at 11.

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#48 09-07-2010 2:28pm

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I didn't know female masturbation was called ****? :rolleyes:

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#49 09-07-2010 2:29pm

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General Zod wrote: »

Humour forum on the internet doesn't take everything seriously. News at 11.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=22

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#50 09-07-2010 2:30pm

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Ankerous wrote: »

Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest.

She should have been watching the kids, not watching porn

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#51 09-07-2010 2:31pm

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davyjose wrote: »

What makes her more evil is that she's a nanny (I believe), and dared to masturbate.... sickening.

She's not famous though, that's why its allowed. She's not MJ/Brittany Murphy/The little fella from Diff'rent Strokes. Hence she's fair game!!!

enough of the white knighting, she's not going to come back from the dead and give you a pity shuffle.

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