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Wanker Dies Getting Herself Off

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    #32
    A2LUE42
    Registered Users Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭A2LUE42


    What a way to be remembered....

    Speaking of which, whatever became of Clare Swires of Norton Rose fame?


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    #33
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

    I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

    I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.


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    #34
    deepsouthtalla
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭deepsouthtalla


    Imagine how she told St Peter how she died ha ha ha ha :D


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    #35
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

    I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

    I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.

    What makes her more evil is that she's a nanny (I believe), and dared to masturbate.... sickening.

    She's not famous though, that's why its allowed. She's not MJ/Brittany Murphy/The little fella from Diff'rent Strokes. Hence she's fair game!!!


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    #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I am going to try to **** myself to death tonight watching porn.


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    #37
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    R.I.P :( condolences to her family and friends.


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    #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I am going to try to **** myself to death tonight watching porn.

    And in other news the sky is blue.


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    #39
    Johnny86
    Registered Users Posts: 508 ✭✭✭Johnny86


    death **** has taken a whole new meaning!!


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    #40
    Bobeagleburger
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    Johnny86 wrote: »
    death **** has taken a whole new meaning!!

    What was the other meaning? :confused:


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    #41
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,280 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    caseyann wrote: »
    R.I.P :( condolences to her family and friends.

    Condolences also to her vibrator.


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    #42
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Who on earth would leak that about some poor girl,her family should sue them:mad:


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    #43
    Johnny86
    Registered Users Posts: 508 ✭✭✭Johnny86


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    What was the other meaning? :confused:

    having one just before you go to sleep...or so i've heard:p


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    #44
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    At the risk of being branded Captain Obvious I call BS on this story


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    #45
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    I want to re reincarnated as a self aware vibrating dildo.


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    #46
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    WalterMitty wrote: »
    I want to re reincarnated as a self aware vibrating dildo.

    just for the buzz, like...


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    #47
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    That's so funny! She used a vibrator and then died!! That's what she gets for trying to pleasure herself without doing anyone else any harm. She obviously doesn't deserve any dignity or respect because she liked pornography and using a vibrator.

    I hope I die masturbating so I can provide some laughs on an internet forum.

    I'll probably be the only one to say this but I hope she rests in peace.
    Humour forum on the internet doesn't take everything seriously. News at 11.


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    #48
    mariaf24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    I didn't know female masturbation was called ****? :rolleyes:


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    #49
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    General Zod wrote: »
    Humour forum on the internet doesn't take everything seriously. News at 11.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=22


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    #50
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Ankerous wrote: »
    Ms Paginton's employer found her lying under her duvet with a laptop on her chest.

    She should have been watching the kids, not watching porn


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    #51
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    davyjose wrote: »
    What makes her more evil is that she's a nanny (I believe), and dared to masturbate.... sickening.

    She's not famous though, that's why its allowed. She's not MJ/Brittany Murphy/The little fella from Diff'rent Strokes. Hence she's fair game!!!


    enough of the white knighting, she's not going to come back from the dead and give you a pity shuffle.


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    #52
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Hehe when i first clicked on the thread, the thread below had the title
    Sticky Feelings!


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    #53
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    mariaf24 wrote: »
    I didn't know female masturbation was called ****? :rolleyes:

    Yeah it is.

    Here's another one;
    A female defecating is called Shitting.
    True story.


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    #54
    RepublicanEagle
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    The nanny shouldn't have been playing with her fanny.


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    #55
    phill106
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    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Condolences also to her vibrator.

    Probably on sale on ebay now.
    One vibrator.. Slightly used. 100000000 miles on the clock.


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    #56
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    She's actually quite hot.
    Not really tbh.


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    #57
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    phill106 wrote: »
    Probably on sale on ebay now.
    One vibrator.. Slightly used. 100000000 miles on the clock.

    Shouldn't that be; ...100000000 miles on the
    cock


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    #58
    Ash.J.Williams
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    Motley Crue wrote: »
    She should have been watching the kids, not watching porn
    Why the f**k would she do that? she was at home.


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    #59
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Perhaps Elton John could do a tribute?

    It seems to me, that she lived her life, with a candle in her gee!


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    #60
    Vegeta
    Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    Why the f**k would she do that? she was at home.

    Maybe it was CP


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    #61
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    phill106 wrote: »
    Perhaps Elton John could do a tribute?

    It seems to me, that she lived her life, with a candle in her gee!

    "Candle in the minge" also works.


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