Most embarrasing way to die?

CrazyRabbit · 24-06-2010 9:03pm #1

1. During sex, with the other person tied firmly to the bed, and he/she is underage.

2. Whilst naked, and having 'fun' with the vacuum hose.

3. Haemorrhaging after receiving some lovin' from your well endowed pet dog.

(The above all actually happened...I'll try find links to the new reports)

Ok, ok, the sexual ones are easy! But can you come up with any non-sexual, yet extremely embarrassing ways to die?

SeaFields · 24-06-2010 9:05pm

On the bowl!

Zombienosh · 24-06-2010 9:07pm

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

El Weirdo · 24-06-2010 9:10pm

AlcoholicA wrote: »

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

If you were really dead you wouldn't have been ab

Doyler92 · 24-06-2010 9:13pm

I know a few ways are at the back of my head. I just can't get them out.

L.Jenkins · 24-06-2010 9:13pm

Darwin Awards for the win! http://www.darwinawards.com/

chughes · 24-06-2010 9:13pm

SeaFields wrote: »

On the bowl!

I hope the Elvis fans don't read this.

Abrasax · 24-06-2010 9:16pm

In kinky gear, in a dominatrixes shower, my BMW parked outside.

Mr. Rager · 24-06-2010 9:16pm

getting shot while robbing an sex shop

Antamojo · 24-06-2010 9:16pm

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

The_Kew_Tour · 24-06-2010 9:18pm

Being shot for something you did not do and cant even prove it cause you fecking cooked

Sanjuro · 24-06-2010 9:20pm

The ol' auto-erotic-asphyxiation. It involves a car, or so I'm lead to believe.

Savage Tyrant · 24-06-2010 9:25pm

broke

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 24-06-2010 9:26pm

In a headshop.

minidazzler · 24-06-2010 9:28pm

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

I hate that guy! So much, that I now hate you too.

bullmccabe2010 · 24-06-2010 9:29pm

Killed by a Dublin bike.

Deus Ex Machina · 24-06-2010 9:29pm

On a cross shouting to your invisible Dad.

yuloni · 24-06-2010 9:30pm

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starbelgrade · 24-06-2010 9:32pm

Danger ****.

AckwelFoley · 24-06-2010 9:33pm

Beaten to death by a ghey.

Id opt out of reincarnation

tony1kenobi · 24-06-2010 9:36pm

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

Agreed...if I was Dane Cook I'd die of embarrasment.

Daisy Steiner · 24-06-2010 9:36pm

Too funny, I went for lunch with friends today and this topic came up believe it or not.

We were talking about a woman who had died in a horrible way and it was being discussed publicly.

I said to the girls I was with that I hope to never die in a way that will be sensationalised and gossiped about . . .

Like some kind of slapstick heroine who slides on a banana skin, breaks leg, gets trampled by a young pony then rolls down an embankment only to be squashed by a train!

SadieSue · 24-06-2010 9:37pm

Dying whilst watching Glee or Grey's Anatomy.:o

Fizman · 24-06-2010 9:40pm

David Carradine.

/thread

ejmaztec · 24-06-2010 9:44pm

chughes wrote: »

I hope the Elvis fans don't read this.

They won't be able to see over the top of the giant Elvis Commemorative grease-burger that they had shipped over from Graceland.

The_Minister · 24-06-2010 9:46pm

Anyone read Gerald's Game by Stephen King?

Star Bingo · 24-06-2010 9:47pm

of a heart attack at Roland Garros

Leftyflip · 24-06-2010 9:49pm

Naked in your parents bed.

Poor Uncle Tom · 24-06-2010 9:57pm

Leftyflip wrote: »

Naked in your parents bed.

Meh....what's wrong with going out the way you came in?

Antamojo · 24-06-2010 10:03pm

minidazzler wrote: »

I hate that guy! So much, that I now hate you too.

Meh, just another boardsie to murder

wonderfulname · 24-06-2010 10:04pm

Like this.

MrSir · 24-06-2010 10:05pm

Being a guy and watching Glee at the time of your demise.

tempura · 24-06-2010 10:06pm

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

On a cross shouting to your invisible Dad.

That is the funniest fecking thing i have read in ages !

MrSir · 24-06-2010 10:08pm

During a game of badmington.

scudzilla · 24-06-2010 10:10pm

Being killed by MI5 while sitting in the back of a car wit an Arab, driving through a Paris tunnel at 120mph with a pissed up Frenchman behind the wheel and the only person with enough sense to wear a seatbelt is a Welshman!!!

stovelid · 24-06-2010 10:15pm

There is a car I see in Dublin: a bright pink Clio with eyelashes painted around the headlights and pink upholstery inside.

So I would nominate being knocked down by that in a public place.

Or being knocked down by the Clio and barely surviving, only to be knocked down and killed by the arriving ambulance.

Lu Tze · 24-06-2010 10:17pm

Ever heard of Lupe Vélez...

Biggins · 24-06-2010 10:19pm

Most embarrassing way to die?

Has to be said - as a Fianna Fail or Green TD or supporter of either.

tempura · 24-06-2010 10:20pm

stovelid wrote: »

There is a car I see in Dublin: a bright pink Clio with eyelashes painted around the headlights and pink upholstery inside.

So I would nominate being knocked down by that in a public place.

Or being knocked down by the Clio and barely surviving, only to be knocked down and killed by the arriving ambulance.

I know that car, have seen it myself, usually around the dublin 8 or 12 area.

An awful way to go, i agree !

longhalloween · 24-06-2010 10:20pm

1 guy 1 glass??

*oh yes, i went there...*

aDeener · 24-06-2010 10:26pm

i actually know of a man who was quite fat who got locked out of his house and tried to climb in an open window and get stuck there for hours, and died as a result. i felt so bad when i heard because i started laughing as i initially thought it was a joke! i just had this image of a plump man half way in a window and his legs kicking

dr.bollocko · 24-06-2010 10:26pm

Star Bingo do not post in this thread again.

stovelid · 24-06-2010 10:28pm

aDeener wrote: »

i actually know of a man who was quite fat who got locked out of his house and tried to climb in an open window and get stuck there for hours, and died as a result. i felt so bad when i heard because i started laughing as i initially thought it was a joke! i just had this image of a plump man half way in a window and his legs kicking

That's awful of you. The guy could have died in pane.

partyatmygaff · 24-06-2010 10:29pm

Biggins wrote: »

Most embarrassing way to die?

Has to be said - as a Fianna Fail or Green TD or supporter of either.

Do you HAVE to bring politics in to every single thread?

Biggins · 24-06-2010 10:36pm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Do you HAVE to bring politics in to every single thread?

Jeasus, I was joking.

Its a topic/area like everything else.

vampire of kilmainham · 24-06-2010 10:39pm

With your dog in your bed with you

AckwelFoley · 24-06-2010 10:39pm

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

With your dog in you

fyp

vampire of kilmainham · 24-06-2010 10:42pm

Star Bingo wrote: »

of a heart attack at Roland Garros

who's Roland Garros?

Howard the Duck · 24-06-2010 10:47pm

Reminds me of a death in six feet under when a person runs over their own head... probably inspired by Brain Harvey from east 17. *yea i'm going deep baby..a deep deep down*

vampire of kilmainham · 24-06-2010 10:48pm

snyper wrote: »

fyp

:D:D:D:D:D

Antamojo · 24-06-2010 10:48pm

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

who's Roland Garros?

Just some asshole

Most embarrasing way to die?

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