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Most embarrasing way to die?

CrazyRabbit

1. During sex, with the other person tied firmly to the bed, and he/she is underage.

2. Whilst naked, and having 'fun' with the vacuum hose.

3. Haemorrhaging after receiving some lovin' from your well endowed pet dog.

(The above all actually happened...I'll try find links to the new reports)

Ok, ok, the sexual ones are easy! But can you come up with any non-sexual, yet extremely embarrassing ways to die?

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SeaFields

On the bowl!

Zombienosh

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

El Weirdo

AlcoholicA wrote: »

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

If you were really dead you wouldn't have been ab

Doyler92

I know a few ways are at the back of my head. I just can't get them out.

L.Jenkins

Darwin Awards for the win! http://www.darwinawards.com/

chughes

SeaFields wrote: »

On the bowl!

I hope the Elvis fans don't read this.

Abrasax

In kinky gear, in a dominatrixes shower, my BMW parked outside.

Mr. Rager

getting shot while robbing an sex shop

Antamojo

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

The_Kew_Tour

Being shot for something you did not do and cant even prove it cause you fecking cooked

Sanjuro

The ol' auto-erotic-asphyxiation. It involves a car, or so I'm lead to believe.

Savage Tyrant

broke

3hn2givr7mx1sc

In a headshop.

minidazzler

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

I hate that guy! So much, that I now hate you too.

bullmccabe2010

Killed by a Dublin bike.

Deus Ex Machina

On a cross shouting to your invisible Dad.

yuloni

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starbelgrade

Danger ****.

AckwelFoley

Beaten to death by a ghey.

Id opt out of reincarnation

tony1kenobi

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

Agreed...if I was Dane Cook I'd die of embarrasment.

Daisy Steiner

Too funny, I went for lunch with friends today and this topic came up believe it or not.

We were talking about a woman who had died in a horrible way and it was being discussed publicly.

I said to the girls I was with that I hope to never die in a way that will be sensationalised and gossiped about . . .

Like some kind of slapstick heroine who slides on a banana skin, breaks leg, gets trampled by a young pony then rolls down an embankment only to be squashed by a train!