Most embarrasing way to die?

CrazyRabbit · 24-06-2010 10:03PM #1

1. During sex, with the other person tied firmly to the bed, and he/she is underage.

2. Whilst naked, and having 'fun' with the vacuum hose.

3. Haemorrhaging after receiving some lovin' from your well endowed pet dog.

(The above all actually happened...I'll try find links to the new reports)

Ok, ok, the sexual ones are easy! But can you come up with any non-sexual, yet extremely embarrassing ways to die?

SeaFields · 24-06-2010 10:05PM

On the bowl!

Zombienosh · 24-06-2010 10:07PM

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

El Weirdo · 24-06-2010 10:10PM

AlcoholicA wrote: »

dying while halfway through posting a witty repl....

/thud

If you were really dead you wouldn't have been ab

Doyler92 · 24-06-2010 10:13PM

I know a few ways are at the back of my head. I just can't get them out.

L.Jenkins · 24-06-2010 10:13PM

Darwin Awards for the win! http://www.darwinawards.com/

chughes · 24-06-2010 10:13PM

SeaFields wrote: »

On the bowl!

I hope the Elvis fans don't read this.

Abrasax · 24-06-2010 10:16PM

In kinky gear, in a dominatrixes shower, my BMW parked outside.

Mr. Rager · 24-06-2010 10:16PM

getting shot while robbing an sex shop

Antamojo · 24-06-2010 10:16PM

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

The_Kew_Tour · 24-06-2010 10:18PM

Being shot for something you did not do and cant even prove it cause you fecking cooked

Sanjuro · 24-06-2010 10:20PM

The ol' auto-erotic-asphyxiation. It involves a car, or so I'm lead to believe.

Savage Tyrant · 24-06-2010 10:25PM

broke

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 24-06-2010 10:26PM

In a headshop.

minidazzler · 24-06-2010 10:28PM

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

I hate that guy! So much, that I now hate you too.

bullmccabe2010 · 24-06-2010 10:29PM

Killed by a Dublin bike.

Deus Ex Machina · 24-06-2010 10:29PM

On a cross shouting to your invisible Dad.

yuloni · 24-06-2010 10:30PM

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starbelgrade · 24-06-2010 10:32PM

Danger ****.

AckwelFoley · 24-06-2010 10:33PM

Beaten to death by a ghey.

Id opt out of reincarnation

tony1kenobi · 24-06-2010 10:36PM

Antamojo wrote: »

This just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE

Agreed...if I was Dane Cook I'd die of embarrasment.

Daisy Steiner · 24-06-2010 10:36PM

Too funny, I went for lunch with friends today and this topic came up believe it or not.

We were talking about a woman who had died in a horrible way and it was being discussed publicly.

I said to the girls I was with that I hope to never die in a way that will be sensationalised and gossiped about . . .

Like some kind of slapstick heroine who slides on a banana skin, breaks leg, gets trampled by a young pony then rolls down an embankment only to be squashed by a train!