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The Funny Side of not being straight.

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    #332
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


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    Some of the signs at this type of protest are gas!


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    #333
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Stayed up all night having a few drinks with two friends. One of them, I love him like a brother. We were talking about all sorts of things as the night wore on and more drinks were had.

    We ended up talking about the subject of threesomes, and how we'd never had one. And we were discussing how we'd prefer them (one woman and two men or one man and two women) when my best friend blurts out "sure, Daz, you'd love a threesome with three men!"

    I froze (the other friend doesn't know I'm bi) and prayed that the other friend wouldn't notice, or would just think it was a juvenile joke. He's a totally cool guy and wouldn't care, but he's a little bit gossip-y and possibly would have spread it around to people I didn't want to find out. Thankfully, the conversation moved on quite rapidly and the subject became lost in a sea of drink.

    Afterwards, I pulled my best friend aside and kinda read him the riot act on his careless comment. He was full of apologies and so on, so it was cool! :P


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    #334
    niamh_eile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭niamh_eile


    Me telling my mum that I was trans (MTF).

    Mum: But you can't be, you like girls.
    Me: Gender identity and sexual orientation are separate things. Ever heard of lesbians?
    Mum: Them!? They're just a product of the sex industry. They don't really exist.


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    #335
    Meesared
    Registered Users Posts: 2,234 ✭✭✭Meesared


    niamh_eile wrote: »
    Me telling my mum that I was trans (MTF).

    Mum: But you can't be, you like girls.
    Me: Gender identity and sexual orientation are separate things. Ever heard of lesbians?
    Mum: Them!? They're just a product of the sex industry. They don't really exist.
    XD That's amazing, I would have wet myself!


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    #336
    baby and crumble
    Registered Users Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    niamh_eile wrote: »
    Me telling my mum that I was trans (MTF).

    Mum: But you can't be, you like girls.
    Me: Gender identity and sexual orientation are separate things. Ever heard of lesbians?
    Mum: Them!? They're just a product of the sex industry. They don't really exist.

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    #337
    DazMarz
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    #338
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


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    How many seconds did you stare for?


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    #339
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,271 ✭✭✭Barna77


    mr.anonymous wrote: »

    How many seconds did you stare for?
    One?


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    #340
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'm feckin lucky there wasn't a gay test in the LC because I always fail them


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    #341
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm feckin lucky there wasn't a gay test in the LC because I always fail them

    I may have posted it before but;
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    #342
    1ZRed
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    A gentleman never says :pac:


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    #343
    wonderfulname
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    1ZRed wrote: »
    A gentleman never says :pac:

    Bit late for that no? :p


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    #344
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 40,814 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #345
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    I can never unwatch that video.. :p


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    #346
    Cosmic Maybe
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Cosmic Maybe




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    #347
    ninty9er
    Registered Users Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    2A0C


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    #348
    eaglach
    Registered Users Posts: 223 ✭✭eaglach


    It's relevant about halfway through!



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    #349
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Randomly decided I need new shoes today, so I went shopping in town for 3 hours.

    Procrastination Level: Gay Man


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    #350
    1ZRed
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    mr.anonymous wrote: »
    Randomly decided I need new shoes today, so I went shopping in town for 3 hours.

    Procrastination Level: Gay Man

    How did you manage to shop for 3 hours?? :eek:

    The longest I've ever spent was 45 minutes which felt an awful lot like 3 hours!


    Are you sure you're not confusing them too? :p


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    #351
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Well I suppose one hour total on and waiting for buses, standing at the GPO out of the rain another 10 minutes on a day like that!

    And I also went back and bought the first pair I saw, very female of me :P A lot of walking around for nothing then!

    So yeah, 3 hours is probably a bit too much!


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    #352
    Ash885
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    http://www.upworthy.com/watch-these-straight-people-answer-a-question-gay-people-have-been-asked-for-years-6

    I had to laugh at this.


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    #353
    rainbow kirby
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    #354
    DazMarz
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    #355
    1ZRed
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    rainbow kirby wrote: »
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    I'd say the guy with the cape is the top. I'd imagine it'd get in the way any other way


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    #356
    Beruthiel
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    #357
    Emzer92
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭Emzer92


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'd say the guy with the cape is the top. I'd imagine it'd get in the way any other way

    I dunno now . . . the cape might afford him some extra leverage when he's getting his freaky-freak on as Super Bottom!

    Indecently, Super Bottom would be the best super hero name!


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    #358
    rainbow kirby
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    Emzer92 wrote: »
    Indecently, Super Bottom would be the best super hero name!
    With the power... to POWER BOTTOM :pac:


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    #359
    123 LC
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    #360
    Morag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭Morag


    Was at a funeral and at the reception afterwards ended up in the ladies to hear someone breaking it to their friend that they were now dating a woman. The friend was struggling with it but it turns out she was the only non bi lady in the toilets. As after the friend started saying that bi wasn't real, myself and my friend chimed in and said we were and so did two other women who were also there. The look on her face was priceless.


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    #361
    DazMarz
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