What would you do, do you know?

Ronan Keating

The Male Scenario:

You meet a beautiful girl at the bar and you take her back to the hotel room or house. You plan on giving her a sniff. You proceed to whip off the top, you follow through by sliding the skirt down her tight arse and then it's off with the bra. The stiff nipples are out. Now for the winner! From behind and on your knees you slide off her panties. You give her a twirl and before you know it you are slapped in the face by a limp penis. It was not a woman afterall. What would you do? Would you throw her out? Would you take on the bould limp thing for the craic?, because aren't we in Ireland after all!

The Female Scenario:

The same as above except you are a female searching for a female. And then you discover that all is not as it seems. Would you carry on with the bould limp thing?

Sea Sharp

No I'd freak out, throw them out then curl up in a ball in the shower whimpering for several hours.

OutlawPete

First there are kisses, then there are sighs.

Kiera

Thank god i dont do one nighters and always drop a sly hand/brush past with my ass before i let myself get into anything :P

Unique User Name

I'm afraid I'd have to commit a murder just so there was no way any of my friends found out. I wouldn't be able to go down the pub again. Imagine the slaggings!!!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Do not want cock... regardless of what it is attached to.

Quality

Jaysus Ronan...

are you not in enough trouble over the last few weeks..

You shouldnt be bringing back women to your room in the first place.

Now get back to Yvonne and beg for forgiveness!!

jester77

Well, if you already paid, then you may as well just flip him/her around and continue

Ronan Keating

jester77 wrote: »

Well, if you already paid, then you may as well just flip him/her around and continue

I was thinking the same myself.

Banned Account

Why am I singing Paparazzi?


Does she have both items, if so, further deliberation may be required.

How many beers have I drank?

How hot is it?

How much am I likely to remember?

Can Kiera walk past me in a bar?

Teutorix

Follow through like a 512 yard drive *shwing*

NothingMan

Sure you'd at least have to give a reach around. It'd be rude not to.

Ronan Keating

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Why am I singing Paparazzi?


Does she have both items, if so, further deliberation may be required.

How many beers have I drank?

How hot is it?

How much am I likely to remember?

Can Kiera walk past me in a bar?

1) Gaga has the bould limp thing.
2) None.
3) An 8 incher in length, 6 in diameter.
4) All of it
5)

Mimikyu

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funk-you

Depends, am I drunk enough that I won't remember it the next day?

-Funk

Teutorix

Ronan Keating wrote: »

1) Gaga has the bould limp thing.
2) None.
3) An 8 incher in length, 6 in diameter.
4) All of it
5)

I hope to jesus you mean circumference . :eek:

OutlawPete

The movie Boys Don't Cry (1999) was based on the true story of Brandon Teena who convinced a girl and her friends that she was guy.

When the girl's friends discovered she was not a guy, they raped and killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkapXxas3x4

Teutorix

OutlawPete wrote: »

The movie Boys Don't Cry (1999) was based on the true story of Brandon Teena who convinced a girl and her friends that she was guy.

When the girl's friends discovered she was not a guy, they raped and killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkapXxas3x4

:eek: WAT?

Ronan Keating

I remember reading many a story where the fella gets offended and slits their throat and throws them over the hotel balcony. They feel the have lost some of their maleness.

jd007

Ronan Keating wrote: »

I remember reading many a story where the fella gets offended and slits their throat and throws them over the hotel balcony. They feel the have lost some of their maleness.

Wtf?! Weird thread is weird!

OutlawPete

Teutorix wrote: »

:eek: WAT?

Yup, Hillary Swank won an Oscar for playing the role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EradRVrO5Ok

Ronan Keating

"her throat cut and multiple knife stab wounds to her face and body"

http://www.hrw.org/en/news/2010/02/19/turkey-stop-violence-against-transgender-people

Links234

Unique User Name wrote: »

I'm afraid I'd have to commit a murder just so there was no way any of my friends found out. I wouldn't be able to go down the pub again. Imagine the slaggings!!!!

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

Ronan Keating

Links234 wrote: »

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

Aye. As I was saying you do hear the odd story. They reveal the limp thing and before they know it they get it chopped off or it's off with their head.

minidazzler

Links234 wrote: »

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

This is AH, it doesn't have to be the appropriate thing to say.

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

Links234

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Aye. As I was saying you do hear the odd story. They reveal the limp thing and before they know it they get it chopped off or it's off with their head.

Its much more than just the odd story, this happens far too regularly.
And most of the time it's not like the scenario you say where someone just pops a surprise on an unsuspecting partner. The reality of it is that a lot of straight guys go out of their way to have sex with transgender woman, fully knowing what to expect and actively seeking it out. Then when they've got their kicks they will often either beat them up or kill them. Trans people have to be extremely careful entering into relationships because even those guys who say they love them can sometimes flip and attack them out of some crazy fear of what their friends might think. It's disgusting and scary how often this kind of things happens and it is not something to joke about lightly.

Ronan Keating

minidazzler wrote: »

This is AH, it doesn't have to be the appropriate thing to say.

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

What would you do? Give the limp thing a few slaps with the back of yer hand or a little squeeze?

What would happen fn you squeezed it really hard on him/her? They'd probably leave then.

OutlawPete

minidazzler wrote: »

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

Who's this sexy woman in a dress??? ...

Ronan Keating

Links234 wrote: »

Its much more than just the odd story, this happens far too regularly.
And most of the time it's not like the scenario you say where someone just pops a surprise on an unsuspecting partner. The reality of it is that a lot of straight guys go out of their way to have sex with transgender woman, fully knowing what to expect and actively seeking it out. Then when they've got their kicks they will often either beat them up or kill them. Trans people have to be extremely careful entering into relationships because even those guys who say they love them can sometimes flip and attack them out of some crazy fear of what their friends might think. It's disgusting and scary how often this kind of things happens and it is not something to joke about lightly.

It woludn't happen to often in Ireland though.

Are there many wimmin with limp things around Dublin? Where do they frequent?

I suppose it would be a bit of a new challenge for myself!

Marty McFly

Sums it up for me

v=jeM15aA-hr8

minidazzler

OutlawPete wrote: »

Who's this sexy woman in a dress??? ...

No idea what you are talking about at all good sir!

Ronan Keating

If we take the limp thing out of the equation what would you do? The breasts are still there though.

congo_90

Conversation today when op returned to work after bank holiday

co-worker: So, anything interesting happen on the weekend?

op: Nothing really. Tried some sausage though.

jd007

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

Sums it up for me

v=jeM15aA-hr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeM15aA-hr8

fyp, just put everything after the "v=" between the youtube tags!

Karl Hungus

minidazzler wrote: »

No idea what you are talking about at all good sir!

I do! [url=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/97715/98825.jpg[/url] :pac:

SugarHigh

I'd scrub myself like a rape victim, after I'd cleaned up.

Links234

minidazzler wrote: »

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

Trans people aren't out to "trick" anyone. Gender isn't what's between the legs you know?

tricky D

Checklist:

No conspicuously broad shoulders?
No suspiciously big hands?
No Adam's Apple?

Karl Hungus

tricky D wrote: »

Checklist:

No conspicuously broad shoulders?
No suspiciously big hands?
No Adam's Apple?

That checklist will not save you! One of these girls has a penis. Can you guess which one?

Or how about a tougher challenge... Try and see if you can answer this one!

Ronan Keating

Karl Hungus wrote: »

That checklist will not save you! One of these girls has a penis. Can you guess which one?

Or how about a tougher challenge... Try and see if you can answer this one!

1st one is the middle girl.
I'm lost on the last one. What's the answer?

Ronan Keating

tricky D wrote: »

Checklist:

No conspicuously broad shoulders?
No suspiciously big hands?
No Adam's Apple?

A bulge in the knickers if she's facing you. How do they stop becoming erect?

tricky D

Karl Hungus wrote: »

That checklist will not save you! One of these girls has a penis. Can you guess which one?

Or how about a tougher challenge... Try and see if you can answer this one!

Quick retort, you must have them bookmarked;)

Just cuz it no worky on photos don't mean it's a bad checklist.

I'll go for middle of the 3 and number 8 (first not in 2nd row) for the musicians.

Karl Hungus

Ronan Keating wrote: »

1st one is the middle girl.
I'm lost on the last one. What's the answer?

tricky D wrote: »

Quick retort, you must have them bookmarked;)

Just cuz it no worky on photos don't mean it's a bad checklist.

I'll go for middle of the 3 and number 8 (first not in 2nd row) for the musicians.

You're both wrong and I'm not giving away answers yet.

And yes, it is a bad checklist. Not because it doesn't work with photos but because not all traps will have those features. For example:

One
Two
Three

If you think you can tell, you probably can't.

Karl Hungus

Also, this'll really screw with your heads, check this out!

In fact, have a good browse through this thread.

Hannibal Smith

Ronan Keating wrote: »

The Male Scenario:

You meet a beautiful girl at the bar and you take her back to the hotel room or house. You plan on giving her a sniff. You proceed to whip off the top, you follow through by sliding the skirt down her tight arse and then it's off with the bra. The stiff nipples are out. Now for the winner! From behind and on your knees you slide off her panties. You give her a twirl and before you know it you are slapped in the face by a limp penis. It was not a woman afterall. What would you do? Would you throw her out? Would you take on the bould limp thing for the craic?, because aren't we in Ireland after all!

The Female Scenario:

The same as above except you are a female searching for a female. And then you discover that all is not as it seems. Would you carry on with the bould limp thing?

would it be possible for the nipps to be out if it was a bloke?

Ronan Keating

Karl Hungus wrote: »

You're both wrong and I'm not giving away answers yet.

And yes, it is a bad checklist. Not because it doesn't work with photos but because not all traps will have those features. For example:

One
Two
Three

If you think you can tell, you probably can't.

3 is the German singer. Born male.

TheTosh

A mouth is a mouth

Ronan Keating

Karl Hungus wrote: »

That checklist will not save you! One of these girls has a penis. Can you guess which one?

Or how about a tougher challenge... Try and see if you can answer this one!

For image one I think girl 3 is the obvious choice. She looks more manly. In that case I'll say girl number 1

Ronan Keating

TheTosh wrote: »

A mouth is a mouth

Exactly. An you still have the anal passage as well. So everything's counted for.

TheTosh

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Exactly. An you still have the anal passage as well. So everything's counted for.

The only problem would be after you get your bit, she'll turn around with a stiffy and say 'my turn'

Ronan Keating

TheTosh wrote: »

The only problem would be after you get your bit, she'll turn around with a stiffy and say 'my turn'

Just put a sponge into a glass and let her be.