What would you do, do you know?

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:34PM #1

The Male Scenario:

You meet a beautiful girl at the bar and you take her back to the hotel room or house. You plan on giving her a sniff. You proceed to whip off the top, you follow through by sliding the skirt down her tight arse and then it's off with the bra. The stiff nipples are out. Now for the winner! From behind and on your knees you slide off her panties. You give her a twirl and before you know it you are slapped in the face by a limp penis. It was not a woman afterall. What would you do? Would you throw her out? Would you take on the bould limp thing for the craic?, because aren't we in Ireland after all!

The Female Scenario:

The same as above except you are a female searching for a female. And then you discover that all is not as it seems. Would you carry on with the bould limp thing?

Sea Sharp · 08-06-2010 04:37PM

No I'd freak out, throw them out then curl up in a ball in the shower whimpering for several hours.

OutlawPete · 08-06-2010 04:38PM

First there are kisses, then there are sighs.

Kiera · 08-06-2010 04:39PM

Thank god i dont do one nighters and always drop a sly hand/brush past with my ass before i let myself get into anything :P

Unique User Name · 08-06-2010 04:40PM

I'm afraid I'd have to commit a murder just so there was no way any of my friends found out. I wouldn't be able to go down the pub again. Imagine the slaggings!!!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 08-06-2010 04:41PM

Do not want cock... regardless of what it is attached to.

Quality · 08-06-2010 04:41PM

Jaysus Ronan...

are you not in enough trouble over the last few weeks..

You shouldnt be bringing back women to your room in the first place.

Now get back to Yvonne and beg for forgiveness!!

jester77 · 08-06-2010 04:42PM

Well, if you already paid, then you may as well just flip him/her around and continue

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:43PM

jester77 wrote: »

Well, if you already paid, then you may as well just flip him/her around and continue

I was thinking the same myself.

Banned Account · 08-06-2010 04:43PM

Why am I singing Paparazzi?

Does she have both items, if so, further deliberation may be required.

How many beers have I drank?

How hot is it?

How much am I likely to remember?

Can Kiera walk past me in a bar?

Teutorix · 08-06-2010 04:43PM

Follow through like a 512 yard drive *shwing*

NothingMan · 08-06-2010 04:44PM

Sure you'd at least have to give a reach around. It'd be rude not to.

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:46PM

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Why am I singing Paparazzi?

Does she have both items, if so, further deliberation may be required.

How many beers have I drank?

How hot is it?

How much am I likely to remember?

Can Kiera walk past me in a bar?

1) Gaga has the bould limp thing.
2) None.
3) An 8 incher in length, 6 in diameter.
4) All of it
5)

Mimikyu · 08-06-2010 04:46PM

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funk-you · 08-06-2010 04:52PM

Depends, am I drunk enough that I won't remember it the next day?

-Funk

Teutorix · 08-06-2010 04:52PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

1) Gaga has the bould limp thing.
2) None.
3) An 8 incher in length, 6 in diameter.
4) All of it
5)

I hope to jesus you mean circumference . :eek:

OutlawPete · 08-06-2010 04:58PM

The movie Boys Don't Cry (1999) was based on the true story of Brandon Teena who convinced a girl and her friends that she was guy.

When the girl's friends discovered she was not a guy, they raped and killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkapXxas3x4

Teutorix · 08-06-2010 04:59PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

The movie Boys Don't Cry (1999) was based on the true story of Brandon Teena who convinced a girl and her friends that she was guy.

When the girl's friends discovered she was not a guy, they raped and killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkapXxas3x4

:eek: WAT?

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 05:00PM

I remember reading many a story where the fella gets offended and slits their throat and throws them over the hotel balcony. They feel the have lost some of their maleness.

jd007 · 08-06-2010 05:05PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

I remember reading many a story where the fella gets offended and slits their throat and throws them over the hotel balcony. They feel the have lost some of their maleness.

Wtf?! Weird thread is weird!

OutlawPete · 08-06-2010 05:08PM

Teutorix wrote: »

:eek: WAT?

Yup, Hillary Swank won an Oscar for playing the role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EradRVrO5Ok

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 05:09PM

"her throat cut and multiple knife stab wounds to her face and body"

http://www.hrw.org/en/news/2010/02/19/turkey-stop-violence-against-transgender-people

Links234 · 08-06-2010 05:27PM

Unique User Name wrote: »

I'm afraid I'd have to commit a murder just so there was no way any of my friends found out. I wouldn't be able to go down the pub again. Imagine the slaggings!!!!

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 05:29PM

Links234 wrote: »

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

Aye. As I was saying you do hear the odd story. They reveal the limp thing and before they know it they get it chopped off or it's off with their head.

minidazzler · 08-06-2010 05:36PM

Links234 wrote: »

That is absolutely NOT FUNNY at all! :mad:

Do you have any idea how many transgender people are murdered each year just because of who they are?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/sussex/10237293.stm
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=105882
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=&sc2=news&sc3=&id=106112

You should be disgusted with yourself for even thinking that's an appropriate thing to say!

This is AH, it doesn't have to be the appropriate thing to say.

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

Links234 · 08-06-2010 05:37PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Aye. As I was saying you do hear the odd story. They reveal the limp thing and before they know it they get it chopped off or it's off with their head.

Its much more than just the odd story, this happens far too regularly.
And most of the time it's not like the scenario you say where someone just pops a surprise on an unsuspecting partner. The reality of it is that a lot of straight guys go out of their way to have sex with transgender woman, fully knowing what to expect and actively seeking it out. Then when they've got their kicks they will often either beat them up or kill them. Trans people have to be extremely careful entering into relationships because even those guys who say they love them can sometimes flip and attack them out of some crazy fear of what their friends might think. It's disgusting and scary how often this kind of things happens and it is not something to joke about lightly.

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 05:39PM

minidazzler wrote: »

This is AH, it doesn't have to be the appropriate thing to say.

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

What would you do? Give the limp thing a few slaps with the back of yer hand or a little squeeze?

What would happen fn you squeezed it really hard on him/her? They'd probably leave then.

OutlawPete · 08-06-2010 05:40PM

minidazzler wrote: »

That said, if someone tricks me into thinking they were a woman, I would be well within my rights to freak the fcuk out. would probably throw a few digs, but murder, nah, not worth it.

Who's this sexy woman in a dress??? ...

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 05:42PM

Links234 wrote: »

Its much more than just the odd story, this happens far too regularly.
And most of the time it's not like the scenario you say where someone just pops a surprise on an unsuspecting partner. The reality of it is that a lot of straight guys go out of their way to have sex with transgender woman, fully knowing what to expect and actively seeking it out. Then when they've got their kicks they will often either beat them up or kill them. Trans people have to be extremely careful entering into relationships because even those guys who say they love them can sometimes flip and attack them out of some crazy fear of what their friends might think. It's disgusting and scary how often this kind of things happens and it is not something to joke about lightly.

It woludn't happen to often in Ireland though.

Are there many wimmin with limp things around Dublin? Where do they frequent?

I suppose it would be a bit of a new challenge for myself!

Marty McFly · 08-06-2010 05:46PM

Sums it up for me

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minidazzler · 08-06-2010 05:47PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Who's this sexy woman in a dress??? ...

No idea what you are talking about at all good sir!

What would you do, do you know?

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