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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

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    #32
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    GrumPy wrote: »
    They don't. if it rips, it rips like. Just a teeny bit of skin. It serves no real purpose. circumcised people don't even have one.
    Ah but it would take a while to heal no? The thoughts of that make me feel a bit lightheaded!!!


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    #33
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Yep. Funny thing was , I was on the last hurdle at the time and decided to finish despite the fountain of blood gushing from my bell end.
    Perseverance in the face of disaster I suppose.


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    #34
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Were you able to finish given the circumstances?


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    #35
    Dardania
    Registered Users Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    so as any future son of mine wouldn;t have to endure it, I'd condider getting him circumcised...


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    #36
    KevinVonSpiel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭KevinVonSpiel


    You're all a bunch of wimps.


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    #37
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    This thread proves what I already knew - I have lived a very sheltered life...

    Lucky me. :D


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    #38
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    jokettle wrote: »
    A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

    She should.....er, what was that again ? :rolleyes:


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    #39
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.


    So yes, numerous times


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    #40
    Griffin87
    Registered Users Posts: 275 ✭✭Griffin87


    It happened to me. It was awfull. Was messing about with girlfriend when I felt a Sharp pain. I pulled out and there was blood all over the sheets. I was freaked, I couldnt have sex with the new gf for about a month and a half.


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    #41
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

    i'm sure any good music store could look after it


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    #42
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda


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    #43
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

    Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!


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    #44
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    There's a ****ing panda on the internet.


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    #45
    n0brain3r
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭n0brain3r


    Yup.. It’s sorest injury I’ve ever had inflicted I wouldn’t mind the pain didn't kick in until I'd finished my piece and the mess was quite unbelievable :eek:


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    #46
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

    dont fret, there not all that bad

    :o


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    #47
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    jd007 wrote: »
    They chop off your penis and give you a new one. Simple enough procedure :P

    Good job, this penis I have is worn out.


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    #48
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda
    I like them, they really resonate with me


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    #49
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda
    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!
    irish-stew wrote: »
    dont fret, there not all that bad

    :o
    brummytom wrote: »
    I like them, they really resonate with me


    Slide on over to the trad forum for more.


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    #50
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    irish-stew wrote: »
    she must have been struming on them furiously

    shredding, more like? :eek:


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    #51
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brummytom wrote: »
    Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.


    So yes, numerous times

    Slut.


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    #52
    Nick_oliveri
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    jokettle wrote: »
    A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.
    I think I might know her. If so, it was my banjo string......twice..


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    #53
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?


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    #54
    The Gibzilla
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭The Gibzilla


    Bloke I know snapped his. He was in his ma's house with his girlfriend at the time.
    When it broke he let roar for his ma to call an ambulance!..of course to this she inevitably said "why"?? :eek:

    He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!! :D


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    #55
    ntlbell
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    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?

    not spitting on her brown star i'd say


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    #56
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Ah lads.......
    Im cut and im actually cringing at this thread.


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    #57
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    mikom wrote: »
    Slide on over to the trad forum for more.
    Trad forum's dead, tbh


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    #58
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    The Gibzilla wrote: »

    He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!! :D

    I hope he does't get a puncture, they'll be calling him "the van" :rolleyes:


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    #59
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

    Needle and thread. No joke!


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    #60
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    mikom wrote: »
    Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

    Huh? :confused: This is the ta... Oh "trad!" I thought you said something else.


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    #61
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Yep, happened slap bang in the middle of sexy time and it wasn't a pretty sight!!!
    Thank **** I had a really understanding girlfriend, it would have been a nightmare if it happened during a one night stand:eek:

    (I do like the newfound flexibility, mind you:p)


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