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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

Dean820

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

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Dr Galen

starbelgrade wrote: »

Have you ever broken your cock, is the question.

Dean820 wrote: »

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

eskimoparty wrote: »

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

cock breaks and banjo string pings are more common than you would think. Flutts hits it on the head with the lube.

broken cock is a whole other thing though, now that really really hurts and makes we wince even thinking about it. Seriously ****ed up looking too.

cruiser178

lolz at all the grown men checkin out their bango strings tonight for the first time ever.

Wolfe Tone

eskimoparty wrote: »

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

My thoughts exactly.

eskimoparty

Dean820 wrote: »

I kinda surprised the majority of people didn't know what a banjo string was, even the men.

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

Dean820

I kinda surprised the majority of people didn't know what a banjo string was, even the men.

GirlOfGlass

I don't have a dick, but I can only imagine the pain!

Chewbacca.

I bet if you wrapped masking tape around your willy before hand it wouldn't snap

Chewbacca.

Erica<3 wrote: »

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

I can show you how it doesn't happen.. then you can feel more confident that you won't damage my musical instrument

Killer Pigeon

Little bit of flesh connecting your foreskin to the underside of your glands of penis...

ZzubZzub

Erica<3 wrote: »

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

If you're not gentle with the schlong!

Also, as friend of mine accidently bit a fellas knob during oral... And broke it... Apparently it was a mess. Ughhhhhh. Just...... ugh. You'd almost feel sorry for the lad.

Our man in Havana

Unlubricated anal sex.

Erica<3

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

Nick_oliveri

alexlyons wrote: »

You have two banjo strings?

No it happened with the same moth/wan on two separate occasions.

Tar.Aldarion

With what has happened to my guy, I don't even cringe at this happening.

:S

Hopefully won't ever though! You have to go to hospital!? ugh

The Gibzilla

ntlbell wrote: »

I hope he does't get a puncture, they'll be calling him "the van" :rolleyes:

pure genius

alexlyons

jokettle wrote:

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

Nick_oliveri wrote: »

I think I might know her. If so, it was my banjo string......twice..

You have two banjo strings?

eskimoparty

That sounds to be the most painful thing imaginable. I shudder at the thought of it.

Is it a common occurrence?

Canard

...I have no idea what a banjo string is.

tman

Yep, happened slap bang in the middle of sexy time and it wasn't a pretty sight!!!
Thank **** I had a really understanding girlfriend, it would have been a nightmare if it happened during a one night stand:eek:

(I do like the newfound flexibility, mind you:p)

4zn76tysfajdxp

mikom wrote: »

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

Huh?

This is the ta... Oh "trad!" I thought you said something else.

CrazyRabbit

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

Needle and thread. No joke!

ntlbell

The Gibzilla wrote: »

He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!!

I hope he does't get a puncture, they'll be calling him "the van" :rolleyes:

brummytom

mikom wrote: »

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

Trad forum's dead, tbh

Professey Chin

Ah lads.......
Im cut and im actually cringing at this thread.

ntlbell

Darksaga87 wrote: »

New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?

not spitting on her brown star i'd say

The Gibzilla

Bloke I know snapped his. He was in his ma's house with his girlfriend at the time.
When it broke he let roar for his ma to call an ambulance!..of course to this she inevitably said "why"?? :eek:

He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!!

Darksaga87

New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?

Nick_oliveri

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

I think I might know her. If so, it was my banjo string......twice..

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.

So yes, numerous times

Slut.

PeterIanStaker

irish-stew wrote: »

she must have been struming on them furiously

shredding, more like? :eek: