Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

Dean820

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

Royal Seahawk

Once, thank God for Waltons.

4zn76tysfajdxp

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No.

hada

No, I don't play the banjo.

brick tamland

Nope

But then again, i dont play the Banjo

Dardania

Yes. Not pleasant, at all. Bitch to look after afterwards as well

skepticalone

what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please

FearDark

Yep. Blood... oh the blood.

bonerm

hada wrote: »

No, I don't play the banjo.

What do you play? The flute?

starbelgrade

skepticalone wrote: »

what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please

Have you ever broken your cock, is the question.

jokettle

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

Dean820

skepticalone wrote: »

what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please

Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...

starbelgrade

Dean820 wrote: »

Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...

AAAAAGH!!!! I never even knew that you could do that!! Ouch!

I thought it was a cock breakage & only heard about that recently - it was on that embarrasing illnesses TV show.. some dickhead was too embarrased to go to his doctor to see what was wrong with him, and decided instead to reveal his broken cock on UK national TV.

Herb Powell

Dean820 wrote: »

Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...

so if you're circumcised........?

mikom

"You sure got a pretty mouth"

Mr Benevolent

How does one break their banjo string? Besides watching the Waltons with one hand I mean.

Dean820

Herb Powell wrote: »

so if you're circumcised........?

I'd imagine it wouldn't be a problem for cut guys...

Darksaga87

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

In other words - she likes bum sex.

cruiser178

FearDark wrote: »

Yep. Blood... oh the blood.

+1 the local bike lady i was with said she'll never forget the look on my face when it happened and i'll never forget the pain.
A mood breaker to say the least.

Mr Benevolent

Ah, now I know what it is... thank feck I don't have to worry bout that, thanks to good ol' circumcision.

Mint Sauce

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

she must have been struming on them furiously

scudzilla

Thought i was gonna bleed to death, didn't have a fcukin clue what was going wrong so was scared shitless

GLaDOS

No... thankfully!

FlutterinBantam

Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"

Mr Benevolent

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"

:rolleyes:

*shakes head*

Wolfe Tone

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

HalloweenJack

I've had a tear on it before but never ripped it fully. I don't want to even think about it.

ardinn

Done it twice - its a different type of pain - cant do much with it afterwards, sudo-cream and TLC - Do it once and it can easily happen again - Least to say im now quite careful!

gogo

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"

:eek:I just realised that im very naieve altogether

GrumPy

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

They don't. if it rips, it rips like. Just a teeny bit of skin. It serves no real purpose. circumcised people don't even have one.

jd007

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

They chop off your penis and give you a new one. Simple enough procedure :P

Wolfe Tone

GrumPy wrote: »

They don't. if it rips, it rips like. Just a teeny bit of skin. It serves no real purpose. circumcised people don't even have one.

Ah but it would take a while to heal no? The thoughts of that make me feel a bit lightheaded!!!

barakus

Yep. Funny thing was , I was on the last hurdle at the time and decided to finish despite the fountain of blood gushing from my bell end.
Perseverance in the face of disaster I suppose.

Our man in Havana

Were you able to finish given the circumstances?

Dardania

so as any future son of mine wouldn;t have to endure it, I'd condider getting him circumcised...

KevinVonSpiel

You're all a bunch of wimps.

CorsetIsTight

This thread proves what I already knew - I have lived a very sheltered life...

Lucky me.

Liam Byrne

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

She should.....er, what was that again ? :rolleyes:

brummytom

Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.


So yes, numerous times

Griffin87

It happened to me. It was awfull. Was messing about with girlfriend when I felt a Sharp pain. I pulled out and there was blood all over the sheets. I was freaked, I couldnt have sex with the new gf for about a month and a half.

Mint Sauce

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

i'm sure any good music store could look after it

Diabhal Beag

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Liam Byrne

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

Shryke

There's a ****ing panda on the internet.

n0brain3r

Yup.. It’s sorest injury I’ve ever had inflicted I wouldn’t mind the pain didn't kick in until I'd finished my piece and the mess was quite unbelievable :eek:

Mint Sauce

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

dont fret, there not all that bad

FearDark

jd007 wrote: »

They chop off your penis and give you a new one. Simple enough procedure :P

Good job, this penis I have is worn out.

brummytom

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

I like them, they really resonate with me

mikom

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

irish-stew wrote: »

dont fret, there not all that bad

brummytom wrote: »

I like them, they really resonate with me

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

PeterIanStaker

irish-stew wrote: »

she must have been struming on them furiously

shredding, more like? :eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.


So yes, numerous times

Slut.