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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

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  • 06-06-2010 7:18pm
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    Dean820
    Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭


    Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:
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    Royal Seahawk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭Royal Seahawk


    Once, thank God for Waltons.


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    #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    ...

    No.


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    #4
    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    No, I don't play the banjo.


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    brick tamland
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭brick tamland


    Nope

    But then again, i dont play the Banjo


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    #6
    Dardania
    Registered Users Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    Yes. Not pleasant, at all. Bitch to look after afterwards as well


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    #7
    skepticalone
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭skepticalone


    what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Yep. Blood... oh the blood.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    hada wrote: »
    No, I don't play the banjo.

    What do you play? The flute?


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    skepticalone wrote: »
    what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please

    Have you ever broken your cock, is the question.


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    jokettle
    Registered Users Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.


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    Dean820
    Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    skepticalone wrote: »
    what EXACTLY are we talking about here ? im a bit dim . graphic detail please

    Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Dean820 wrote: »
    Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...


    AAAAAGH!!!! I never even knew that you could do that!! Ouch!

    I thought it was a cock breakage & only heard about that recently - it was on that embarrasing illnesses TV show.. some dickhead was too embarrased to go to his doctor to see what was wrong with him, and decided instead to reveal his broken cock on UK national TV.


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    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Dean820 wrote: »
    Its a little bit of flesh connecting a man's foreskin to the underside of his helmet...
    so if you're circumcised........?


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "You sure got a pretty mouth"


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    How does one break their banjo string? Besides watching the Waltons with one hand I mean.


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    Dean820
    Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    so if you're circumcised........?

    I'd imagine it wouldn't be a problem for cut guys...


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    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    jokettle wrote: »
    A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

    In other words - she likes bum sex.


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    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    FearDark wrote: »
    Yep. Blood... oh the blood.

    +1 the local bike lady i was with said she'll never forget the look on my face when it happened and i'll never forget the pain.
    A mood breaker to say the least.


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Ah, now I know what it is... thank feck I don't have to worry bout that, thanks to good ol' circumcision.


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    jokettle wrote: »
    A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

    she must have been struming on them furiously


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    scudzilla
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    Thought i was gonna bleed to death, didn't have a fcukin clue what was going wrong so was scared shitless


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    No... thankfully!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    FlutterinBantam
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    Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

    I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

    Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

    Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

    No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

    I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

    Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

    Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

    No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"

    :rolleyes:

    *shakes head*


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    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Bloody hell! How do they fix it?


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    #27
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,071 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I've had a tear on it before but never ripped it fully. I don't want to even think about it.


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    #28
    ardinn
    Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Done it twice - its a different type of pain - cant do much with it afterwards, sudo-cream and TLC - Do it once and it can easily happen again - Least to say im now quite careful!
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    #29
    gogo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Anyone who doesn't ensure the banjo string is nicely lubed and stretched before ...:o erm... lodging the knob, in the lady's rusty bullet hole deserves the consequences.

    I was with a lass from Loughrea who after fairly frantic 'pulling' decided she wanted the 'brown bin' filled, and rapid:eek:

    Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

    Just as well as she was tight as a mouse's eye.

    No problems encountered, but as Roy Keane always said "Fail to prepare-prepare to fail"

    :eek:I just realised that im very naieve altogether


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    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

    They don't. if it rips, it rips like. Just a teeny bit of skin. It serves no real purpose. circumcised people don't even have one.


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    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

    They chop off your penis and give you a new one. Simple enough procedure :P


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