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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

Dean820

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

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Wolfe Tone

GrumPy wrote: »

They don't. if it rips, it rips like. Just a teeny bit of skin. It serves no real purpose. circumcised people don't even have one.

Ah but it would take a while to heal no? The thoughts of that make me feel a bit lightheaded!!!

barakus

Yep. Funny thing was , I was on the last hurdle at the time and decided to finish despite the fountain of blood gushing from my bell end.
Perseverance in the face of disaster I suppose.

Our man in Havana

Were you able to finish given the circumstances?

Dardania

so as any future son of mine wouldn;t have to endure it, I'd condider getting him circumcised...

KevinVonSpiel

You're all a bunch of wimps.

CorsetIsTight

This thread proves what I already knew - I have lived a very sheltered life...

Lucky me.

Liam Byrne

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

She should.....er, what was that again ? :rolleyes:

brummytom

Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.

So yes, numerous times

Griffin87

It happened to me. It was awfull. Was messing about with girlfriend when I felt a Sharp pain. I pulled out and there was blood all over the sheets. I was freaked, I couldnt have sex with the new gf for about a month and a half.

Mint Sauce

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

i'm sure any good music store could look after it

Diabhal Beag

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Liam Byrne

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

Shryke

There's a ****ing panda on the internet.

n0brain3r

Yup.. It’s sorest injury I’ve ever had inflicted I wouldn’t mind the pain didn't kick in until I'd finished my piece and the mess was quite unbelievable :eek:

Mint Sauce

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

dont fret, there not all that bad

FearDark

jd007 wrote: »

They chop off your penis and give you a new one. Simple enough procedure :P

Good job, this penis I have is worn out.

brummytom

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

I like them, they really resonate with me

mikom

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The amount of bad banjo jokes in this thread makes me a sad panda

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Yup, seems like some people are intent on plucking them from thin air!

irish-stew wrote: »

dont fret, there not all that bad

brummytom wrote: »

I like them, they really resonate with me

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

PeterIanStaker

irish-stew wrote: »

she must have been struming on them furiously

shredding, more like? :eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Well, I play the tenor and 5string banjos.

So yes, numerous times

Slut.

Nick_oliveri

jokettle wrote: »

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

I think I might know her. If so, it was my banjo string......twice..

Darksaga87

New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?

The Gibzilla

Bloke I know snapped his. He was in his ma's house with his girlfriend at the time.
When it broke he let roar for his ma to call an ambulance!..of course to this she inevitably said "why"?? :eek:

He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!!

ntlbell

Darksaga87 wrote: »

New question: What's the most comon cause of snapped banjo strings?

not spitting on her brown star i'd say

Professey Chin

Ah lads.......
Im cut and im actually cringing at this thread.

brummytom

mikom wrote: »

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

Trad forum's dead, tbh

ntlbell

The Gibzilla wrote: »

He had to tell her...his family nicknamed him "The Snapper"!!

I hope he does't get a puncture, they'll be calling him "the van" :rolleyes:

CrazyRabbit

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Bloody hell! How do they fix it?

Needle and thread. No joke!

4zn76tysfajdxp

mikom wrote: »

Slide on over to the trad forum for more.

Huh?

This is the ta... Oh "trad!" I thought you said something else.

tman

Yep, happened slap bang in the middle of sexy time and it wasn't a pretty sight!!!
Thank **** I had a really understanding girlfriend, it would have been a nightmare if it happened during a one night stand:eek:

(I do like the newfound flexibility, mind you:p)