Cnuts at Petrol Stations

Degag

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

niallon

Degag wrote: »

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!)

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

<Insert sex pun here>

That should lead to another similar response!

thetonynator

Not only do we have to pay 134c for a litre of petrol, but we have to queue up for ages for the pleasure of handing all that extra excise duty and carbon tax to the goverment . . .:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

/Rant over, sorry . . .:o

arybvtcw0eolkf

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing.

Because women can't fit car's into 'ample car spaces' silly!.

--Kaiser--

Degag wrote: »

My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

ATMs too

.SONIC.

nope no stories,

if it was a man that pulled in would you be angry???

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

Did you have a sign on your car stating "I'm queuing for petrol"?

AND what wrong with queuing behind a car (and not to the side) if you're getting petrol?

The mind boggles sometimes....

Kiera

Ainsley Shrilling Stopover wrote: »

Because women can't fit car's into 'ample car spaces' silly!.

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

admiralofthefleet

women, for pity sake dont drive

Zombienosh

You must have been drunk or else it was an attractive ladyboy meatloaf fan, we all know women aren't allowed outside the kitchen.

Degag

.SONIC. wrote: »

first reply :L

nope no stories,

if it was a man that pulled in would you be angry???

Men don't seem to be so inconsiderate in these cases.

stepbar wrote: »

AND what wrong with queuing behind a car (and not to the side) if you're getting petrol?

The mind boggles sometimes....

Because it's not a very big forecourt and i'd be holding up cars trying to get in if i did.

bonerm

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

Fnar fnar

mojesius

I know what you mean, I hate it when stupid men block the entire station forecourt with their massive cars they obviously bought to compensate for their tiny packages.

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

Men don't seem to be so inconsiderate in these cases.


Because it's not a very big forecourt and i'd be holding up cars trying to get in if i did.

And what are you doing but "trying to get in" :rolleyes:

Come on... grow a pair will ya.

Degag

stepbar wrote: »

And what are you doing but "trying to get in" :rolleyes:

Come on... grow a pair will ya.

You either got out the wrong side of bed this morning or.......

YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!

stepbar

Kiera wrote: »

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

I'll think you'll find it's not exclusive to male only......

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

You either got out the wrong side of bed this morning or.......

YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!

:rolleyes:

Grow a pair.

Renn

stepbar wrote: »

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

WHAT WHAT WHAT??

Degag

stepbar wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Grow a pair.

What exactly did you want me to do mate? Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

:rolleyes:

Flying Abruptly

Just wondering what is the proper thing to do after filling up? I dont get back in and move my car to make space for the next person because I'm afraid it will look like I'm trying to drive away. Do the pumps not work until the last transaction on them is cleared by the person inside the shop anyway?

strobe

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

"Here sorry, I'm in a rush, would you move your car and let us in to the pump there."

Too unconventional?

strobe

strobe wrote: »

"Here sorry, I'm a rush, would you move your car and let us in to the pump there."

Too unconventional?

"Get out ta F**k out of my way" has more of a ring to it imo!

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

That was sarcasm....


How about get in line? Is that such an abstract thought?

Kiera

stepbar wrote: »

I'll think you'll find it's not exclusive to male only......

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

True! Its mainly BMW drivers.

strobe

Charli Rough Trapdoor wrote: »

"Get out ta F**k out of my way" has more of a ring to it imo!

That it does, but it also has the echo of "Actually you know what? No ye prick! You can fukking wait now" to it.

WindSock

Degag wrote: »

What exactly did you want me to do mate? Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

:rolleyes:

Beep, instead of sitting there passively agressivley hating all women over the actions of a few.

Degag

stepbar wrote: »

That was sarcasm....


How about get in line? Is that such an abstract thought?

Did i not already explain why that was not possible?

strobe

strobe wrote: »

That it does, but it also has the echo of "Actually you know what? No ye prick! You can fukking wait now" to it.

Its a bit rude alright, though sometimes you really would feel like saying it with some of the crap that goes on in the forecourt of filling stations.

CreepingDeath

Kiera wrote: »

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

And women can't use apostrophes.

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

Did i not already explain why that was not possible?

Bullsh1te..... I've been to a hell of a lot of petrol stations and they all have an entrance and exit. Coupled with that I take you're able to reverse you car? FFS :rolleyes:

OK....... where's this petrol station?

Kiera

CreepingDeath wrote: »

And women can't use apostrophes.

Oh it's on, CD!

biko

Wow, this thread turned sour pretty quick.
Request access to Ranting&Raving forum Degag, PM mods dr.bollocko, keefg, LZ5by5. It's the best place to vent.

dr.bollocko

Kiera wrote: »

Oh it's on, CD!

It's not on MP3?
Feck that then.

biko

I'm a mixtape kinda guy myself.
80's power ballads ftw

Kasabian

My sister is the best driver I know , sorry lads but it's true

Degag

biko wrote: »

Wow, this thread turned sour pretty quick.
Request access to Ranting&Raving forum Degag, PM mods dr.bollocko, keefg, LZ5by5. It's the best place to vent.

Don't know what the problem is. I told my story and wanted to know of other peoples experiences. This is AH after all. Stepbar taking it a bit far IMO.

Kiera

lonad wrote: »

My sister is the best driver I know , sorry lads but it's true

Awwww, thanks bro x

Kasabian

Kiera wrote: »

Awwww, thanks bro x

You can't be my sister , I offered you bananas :pac::P

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

Don't know what the problem is. I told my story and wanted to know of other peoples experiences. This is AH after all. Stepbar taking it a bit far IMO.

Taking it a bit far LOL

Let me remind you of the heading "Cnuts at Petrol Stations" and specifically of the fact that you seem to have a problem with Women at petrol stations.

Degag wrote:

This is AH after all

It sure is. Don't forget it either.

Kiera

lonad wrote: »

You can't be my sister , I offered you bananas :pac::P

Is that what you call your weeeeeener?

Degag

stepbar wrote: »

Taking it a bit far LOL

Let me remind you of the heading "Cnuts at Petrol Stations" and specifically of the fact that you seem to have a problem with Women at petrol stations.



It sure is. Don't forget it either.

Pfft, saying that women shouldn't be allowed near petrol pumps is it?

Any normal person would realise that was made in jest.

Renn

stepbar wins this round imo

Kiera

Degag wrote: »

Pfft, saying that women shouldn't be allowed near petrol pumps is it?

Any normal person would realise that was made in jest.

G'luck to you finding a normal person in AH!

OutlawPete

Women drivers are oblivious to what is behind them usually.

Next time there is a woman driver in front of you, look at what you can see in their rear view mirror.

Nine times out of ten it will be their hair or their lips that is reflected in it, hardly ever their eyes.

Meaning, it's not a rear view mirror to them, it's a fecking vanity one.

CreepingDeath

In fairness now, oestrogen should be a banned substance for drivers.

Kiera

OutlawPete wrote: »

Women drivers are oblivious to what is behind them usually.

Next time there is a woman driver in front of you, look at what you can see in their rear view mirror.

Nine times out of ten it will be their hair or their lips that is reflected in the mirror, hardly ever their eyes.

Meaning, it's not a rear view mirror to them, it's a fecking vanity one.

Do you drive, Pete?

stepbar

Degag wrote: »

Pfft, saying that women shouldn't be allowed near petrol pumps is it?

Any normal person would realise that was made in jest.

Ah it's now in jest LOL

Any NORMAL person wouldn't post it in AH...... LOL

ibarelycare

OutlawPete wrote: »

Women drivers are oblivious to what is behind them usually.

Next time there is a woman driver in front of you, look at what you can see in their rear view mirror.

Nine times out of ten it will be their hair or their lips that is reflected in the mirror, hardly ever their eyes.

Meaning, it's not a rear view mirror to them, it's a fecking vanity one.

Eh no. The rear view mirror is for seeing what's behind us. The mirror in the sun visor is the vanity mirror.

OutlawPete

Kiera wrote: »

Do you drive, Pete?

I do

ibarelycare wrote: »

Eh no. The rear view mirror is for seeing what's behind us.

That's my point, women do not use it to see what is behind them, they use it to check their hair and lipstick.

They only use the vanity mirror while parked, I am referring to what they do while in traffic.

When I am driving I will catch guys looking in their rear view mirror all the time, women rarely do so.

They drive with tunnel vision, pretty much how they go though life actually

Renn

OutlawPete wrote: »

Women drivers are oblivious to what is behind them usually.

Next time there is a woman driver in front of you, look at what you can see in their rear view mirror.

Nine times out of ten it will be their hair or their lips that is reflected in it, hardly ever their eyes.

Meaning, it's not a rear view mirror to them, it's a fecking vanity one.

Poor driving from you imo if you're looking at their rear view mirror.

Degag

stepbar wrote: »

Ah it's now in jest LOL

Any NORMAL person wouldn't post it in AH...... LOL

Yeah, you made comments earlier on that was sarcasm apparently, why can't mine be in jest?