Cnuts at Petrol Stations

Degag · 07-05-2010 03:05PM #1

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

niallon · 07-05-2010 03:07PM

Degag wrote: »

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!)

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

<Insert sex pun here>

That should lead to another similar response!

thetonynator · 07-05-2010 03:08PM

Not only do we have to pay 134c for a litre of petrol, but we have to queue up for ages for the pleasure of handing all that extra excise duty and carbon tax to the goverment . . .:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

/Rant over, sorry . . .:o

arybvtcw0eolkf · 07-05-2010 03:08PM

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing.

Because women can't fit car's into 'ample car spaces' silly!.

--Kaiser-- · 07-05-2010 03:09PM

Degag wrote: »

My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

ATMs too

.SONIC. · 07-05-2010 03:10PM

nope no stories,

if it was a man that pulled in would you be angry???

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:10PM

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

Did you have a sign on your car stating "I'm queuing for petrol"?

AND what wrong with queuing behind a car (and not to the side) if you're getting petrol?

The mind boggles sometimes....

Kiera · 07-05-2010 03:10PM

Ainsley Shrilling Stopover wrote: »

Because women can't fit car's into 'ample car spaces' silly!.

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

admiralofthefleet · 07-05-2010 03:10PM

women, for pity sake dont drive

Zombienosh · 07-05-2010 03:12PM

You must have been drunk or else it was an attractive ladyboy meatloaf fan, we all know women aren't allowed outside the kitchen.

Degag · 07-05-2010 03:13PM

.SONIC. wrote: »

first reply :L

nope no stories,

if it was a man that pulled in would you be angry???

Men don't seem to be so inconsiderate in these cases.

stepbar wrote: »

AND what wrong with queuing behind a car (and not to the side) if you're getting petrol?

The mind boggles sometimes....

Because it's not a very big forecourt and i'd be holding up cars trying to get in if i did.

bonerm · 07-05-2010 03:14PM

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

Fnar fnar

mojesius · 07-05-2010 03:14PM

I know what you mean, I hate it when stupid men block the entire station forecourt with their massive cars they obviously bought to compensate for their tiny packages.

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:15PM

Degag wrote: »

Men don't seem to be so inconsiderate in these cases.

Because it's not a very big forecourt and i'd be holding up cars trying to get in if i did.

And what are you doing but "trying to get in" :rolleyes:

Come on... grow a pair will ya.

Degag · 07-05-2010 03:20PM

stepbar wrote: »

And what are you doing but "trying to get in" :rolleyes:

Come on... grow a pair will ya.

You either got out the wrong side of bed this morning or.......

YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:21PM

Kiera wrote: »

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

I'll think you'll find it's not exclusive to male only......

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:22PM

Degag wrote: »

You either got out the wrong side of bed this morning or.......

YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!

:rolleyes:

Grow a pair.

Renn · 07-05-2010 03:24PM

stepbar wrote: »

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

WHAT WHAT WHAT??

Degag · 07-05-2010 03:26PM

stepbar wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Grow a pair.

What exactly did you want me to do mate? Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

:rolleyes:

Flying Abruptly · 07-05-2010 03:27PM

Just wondering what is the proper thing to do after filling up? I dont get back in and move my car to make space for the next person because I'm afraid it will look like I'm trying to drive away. Do the pumps not work until the last transaction on them is cleared by the person inside the shop anyway?

strobe · 07-05-2010 03:27PM

Degag wrote: »

So I had to go to the shop today for petrol and all the pumps were full. So i pulled into the side to wait for one to open up. One space opened up and some bitch pulled in before me, Annoying, but i'll get over it i said. This woman didn't even need petrol, just groceries, so why the **** couldn't she use the ample car spaces instead of pulling in front of the pumps? Grrrrr, anyway i said nothing. At the same time there was another woman who had pulled in to get petrol but after concluding her business at the pumps, was having a nice 10 minute conversation with another woman. A space finally opened up for me and i pulled in.

People, if you don't want petrol, don't park in front of the god damn pumps, and if you do, get in and out as fast as possible! - (I know what the first reply will be!) My only other conclusion is that women should not be allowed near petrol pumps.

Anyway, AH, any petrol pump stories to share?

"Here sorry, I'm in a rush, would you move your car and let us in to the pump there."

Too unconventional?

07-05-2010 03:30PM

strobe wrote: »

"Here sorry, I'm a rush, would you move your car and let us in to the pump there."

Too unconventional?

"Get out ta F**k out of my way" has more of a ring to it imo!

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:31PM

Degag wrote: »

Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

That was sarcasm....

How about get in line? Is that such an abstract thought?

Kiera · 07-05-2010 03:31PM

stepbar wrote: »

I'll think you'll find it's not exclusive to male only......

Mind you bad driving in general isn't exclusive to either sex....

True! Its mainly BMW drivers.

strobe · 07-05-2010 03:32PM

Charli Rough Trapdoor wrote: »

"Get out ta F**k out of my way" has more of a ring to it imo!

That it does, but it also has the echo of "Actually you know what? No ye prick! You can fukking wait now" to it.

WindSock · 07-05-2010 03:32PM

Degag wrote: »

What exactly did you want me to do mate? Put a sign up on my car like you suggested saying "I'm Next!"

:rolleyes:

Beep, instead of sitting there passively agressivley hating all women over the actions of a few.

Degag · 07-05-2010 03:33PM

stepbar wrote: »

That was sarcasm....

How about get in line? Is that such an abstract thought?

Did i not already explain why that was not possible?

07-05-2010 03:34PM

strobe wrote: »

That it does, but it also has the echo of "Actually you know what? No ye prick! You can fukking wait now" to it.

Its a bit rude alright, though sometimes you really would feel like saying it with some of the crap that goes on in the forecourt of filling stations.

CreepingDeath · 07-05-2010 03:41PM

Kiera wrote: »

And men cant use indicators or drive. It evens itself out.

And women can't use apostrophes.

stepbar · 07-05-2010 03:42PM

Degag wrote: »

Did i not already explain why that was not possible?

Bullsh1te..... I've been to a hell of a lot of petrol stations and they all have an entrance and exit. Coupled with that I take you're able to reverse you car? FFS :rolleyes:

OK....... where's this petrol station?

Kiera · 07-05-2010 03:48PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

And women can't use apostrophes.

Oh it's on, CD!

Cnuts at Petrol Stations

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