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    #182
    brummytom
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    I absolutely love that show; I watched two last night (the one with their exams; and the prom one.. which just depressed me :pac:)


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    #183
    Armin_Tamzarian
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I absolutely love that show; I watched two last night (the one with their exams; and the prom one.. which just depressed me :pac:)

    Please stop calling it the prom.

    Seriously though Chief, this sexual frustration of yours is beginning to verge on the dangerous.
    Just go and pay for it and be done with it.


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    #184
    bluto63
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Please stop calling it the prom.

    Seriously though Chief, this sexual frustration of yours is beginning to verge on the dangerous.
    Just go and pay for it and be done with it.

    But imagine remembering back to your first time and seeing the face of a coke addicted hooker, rather than this beautiful girl he's after


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    #185
    brummytom
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Please stop calling it the prom.

    Seriously though Chief, this sexual frustration of yours is beginning to verge on the dangerous.
    Just go and pay for it and be done with it.
    Yeah that sexual frustration's waned throughout the thread

    It's called a prom, if I called it a 'debs' you'd all whinge at me for being a plastic paddy. What am I meant to call it?!


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    #186
    Kirnsy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Yeah that sexual frustration's waned throughout the thread

    It's called a prom, if I called it a 'debs' you'd all whinge at me for being a plastic paddy. What am I meant to call it?!

    THE NIGHT WHEN I GET MY BIT


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    #187
    Abi
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Yeah that sexual frustration's waned throughout the thread

    Ah come on, ya can't just give up like that Tom. You will have a great night, but you gotta hatch a new plan. Is there any other (single) girls you like?


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    #188
    Darlughda
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    Right Brummytom,

    Seriously time to man up and hide yer toryboy tendencies.

    Go for it.

    Otherwise I'll put a gypsy curse on you so you won't get a chance of getting laid till yer 68!:eek:

    Now feck off and work yer charm, (and revise some of your more conservative ideology stuff about things while yer at it young fella)

    Get a life outwith boards and get laid!


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    #189
    brummytom
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Ah come on, ya can't just give up like that Tom. You will have a great night, but you gotta hatch a new plan. Is there any other (single) girls you like?

    Not in the same way, no
    Darlughda wrote: »
    Right Brummytom,

    Seriously time to man up and hide yer toryboy tendencies.

    Go for it.

    Otherwise I'll put a gypsy curse on you so you won't get a chance of getting laid till yer 68!:eek:

    Now feck off and work yer charm, (and revise some of your more conservative ideology stuff about things while yer at it young fella)

    Get a life outwith boards and get laid!

    Now wait a minute there.

    I've been called some things in my time. Some horrible, vile, disgusting things. But never, ever in my life have I been as appalled at a name before.


    TORY?!


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    #190
    weldoninhio
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    Night will no doubt end with Tom going in for a kiss, getting "what are you doing, i have a boyfriend, i'm always talking to you about him, we are/were just friends."


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    #191
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    brummytom wrote: »

    TORY?!

    Yep, I got the second sight or the iambas forasnai as its called round these parts, and I see you as the next Tory prime minister. But still a virgin.


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    #192
    Captain_Generic
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    You might just have to suck it up, tell her how you feel, and see how she responds to it on the night, if she's a friend she'll be honest and at least you'll know.


    On the other hand its only rape if they find the body


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    #193
    Kirnsy
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    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    You might just have to suck it up, tell her how you feel, and see how she responds to it on the night, if she's a friend she'll be honest and at least you'll know.


    On the other hand its only rape if they find the body

    Don't tell her.... SHOW HER


    seize life by the balls etc.




    oh and if they find the body im pretty sure you'd be done for murder as well


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    #194
    brummytom
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    Darlughda wrote: »
    Yep, I got the second sight or the iambas forasnai as its called round these parts, and I see you as the next Tory prime minister. But still a virgin.
    Please stop saying it.

    Politically, I'm sort of centre;slightly left. So Labour/Lib Dem.

    Please not Tory.


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    #195
    cian1500ww
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    Your actually looking for advice in AH ?? :eek: Are you mad man :D


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    #196
    Darlughda
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Please stop saying it.

    Politically, I'm sort of centre;slightly left. So Labour/Lib Dem.

    Please not Tory.

    There is still time to escape your destiny, young man, but run, run now, and run fast because when those fates catch up with you....


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    #197
    we'llallhavetea_old
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    jaysus, some people are so negative on here, i've a good feelin bout this tom, its bloody months away yet, plenty of time to work on it!


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    #198
    Latchy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Yeah that sexual frustration's waned throughout the thread

    Tom , one day in about 5 ,7 years time your going to look back at this thread and go 'Jeeze ' but in a positive way because this will be the reference point for all future sexual adventures /conquests in the life of Brummytom ,sorta like a scrap book of ideas you can hand down .


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    #199
    pretty-in-pink
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    Darlughda wrote: »
    I see you as the next Tory prime minister. But still a virgin.
    Aren't they kinda the same thing?
    Latchy wrote: »
    Tom , one day in about 5 ,7 years time your going to look back at this thread and go 'Jeeze ' but in a positive way because this will be the reference point for all future sexual adventures /conquests in the life of Brummytom ,sorta like a scrap book of ideas you can hand down .
    I can just see it:

    Dear Diary,

    Today I saw the girl I like. I think I'm going to try shag her. But how? I know, I'll ask the wise folks on Boards AH, they're bound to know all about this.


    Dear Diary,

    Result, got some top notch ideas. Now to implement them


    Dear Diary,

    She friend-zoned me, all she talks about is her boyfriend.


    Dear Diary,

    My friend got an industrial sized bottle of chloroform. All may not be lost.


    Dear Diary,

    I got my hole. Go team tom!


    *years later*

    Dear Diary,
    Jeez, what was I thinking? It's just sex. Wonder what she's doing now? Must look her up

    Dear Diary,
    I got my hole! Go team tom!


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    #200
    Latchy
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    luckyinlove wrote: »
    *years later*

    Dear Diary,
    Jeez, what was I thinking? It's just sex. Wonder what she's doing now? Must look her up

    Dear Diary,

    I got my hole! Go team tom!

    Tom left his mark and made a big Impression


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    #201
    shuvly
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    Let's try and remember what being in school was like...it's a while back for me and I'm sure I'm not the only one...theres the girl in question and the allegedly poor excuse of a bf ...then you have the third party looking on thinking...it should be me...surely we have all been there on both sides, and lived through it. It's not as if the couple are married with a few ankle biters...it's school...it's meant to be fun! So party on Tom..


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    #202
    brianthebard
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    Solvo Slep wrote: »
    Just like every episode of The Inbetweeners then.

    That was my clever joke.


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    #203
    Armin_Tamzarian
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    brummytom wrote: »
    It's called a prom, if I called it a 'debs' you'd all whinge at me for being a plastic paddy. What am I meant to call it?!

    I'll accept 'over-hyped school disco'.
    A Prom just sounds like it should be attended by Jocks, Cheer-leaders, Quarter-backs and the like.
    bluto63 wrote: »
    But imagine remembering back to your first time and seeing the face of a coke addicted hooker, rather than this beautiful girl he's after

    Nobody said he'd have to look at her face. :cool:


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    #204
    Bonito
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    cian1500ww wrote: »
    Your actually looking for advice in AH ?? :eek: Are you mad man :D

    Madly in love it would seem :pac:


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    #205
    admiralofthefleet
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    well did you get your rock and roll

    pics or... and all that shite


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    #206
    brummytom
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    I'll accept 'over-hyped school disco'.
    A Prom just sounds like it should be attended by Jocks, Cheer-leaders, Quarter-backs and the like.

    School formal/dance/meal?


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    #207
    pablomakaveli
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    Just my two cents here but i think chasing after girls who already have boyfriends is pointless and frustrating and i speak from personal experience. You'll only end up tormenting yourself about it. Nowadays if i fancy a girl but find out she has a boyfriend i just don't bother with her and move on.


    Also i hate the way some women always play ****ing mind games with guys that like them.:mad:

    Anyway in the spirit of AH if you still want to go for it i recommend this. Buy some KY jelly and a large box of condoms(ribbed for her pleasure) and when you get a bit of time alone with her whip them out along with your penis and while keeping a straight face say "So...........any of this interest you my friend?". Good luck.;)


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    #208
    jumpguy
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    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    Anyway in the spirit of AH if you still want to go for it i recommend this. Buy some KY jelly and a large box of condoms(ribbed for her pleasure) and when you get a bit of time alone with her whip them out along with your penis and while keeping a straight face say "So...........any of this interest you my friend?". Good luck.;)
    How many times have you actually done that yourself?


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    #209
    pablomakaveli
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    jumpguy wrote: »
    How many times have you actually done that yourself?

    Twice. I was asked to leave the library and not come back when i did it the first time.


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    #210
    jumpguy
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    I never actually saw "in the spirit of AH" before I read that. :confused:

    Anyway, Thomás óg, you already know my opinion. Ask her as a friend, as she has a boyfriend. Keep in her good books. We're young...not much relationships last over a year at the most! Some do, but most don't. If you're in the good books when they break it off, then chances are you'll be up for consideration...if you play your cards right (as in are lucky) you might get a break!

    But this is about now, and you just wanna have some fun and have a prom to remember, and y'know it'd really pick you up for a while if you go with her. And as I said, if you don't ask, you'll always wonder what could've been, and if you ask and get rejected, you'll know the answer, but more valuable than that, you can give yourself kudos for having some balls on ya.

    Good luck!


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    #211
    cian1500ww
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    Bonito wrote: »
    Madly in love it would seem :pac:
    Ah he's way too young to be in love this soon :eek:

    Don't put all your eggs* in the one basket brummy, have a another few lined up in case it all goes tit's* up :D

    *Giggity :rolleyes:


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