This place appears to be infested with Dubs!?

Bonito

I think it should be left to die and dwindle away within the archives of AH. All in favour of locking say "I".

starbelgrade

At least the piss taking was amusing.. now it's turned into Don Juan de Dublin defending the honour of his conquests against the slightly odd & misogynistic standards of his nemises.

Bonito

starbelgrade wrote: »

At least the piss taking was amusing.. now it's turned into Don Juan de Dublin defending the honour of his conquests against the slightly odd & misogynistic standards of his nemises.

I personally liked the reference of the durrrrrrrrrrrrrty and promiscuous vixens coming from rural areas to Dublin for a fun filled wknd

starbelgrade

Bonito wrote: »

I personally liked the reference of the durrrrrrrrrrrrrty and promiscuous vixens coming from rural areas to Dublin for a fun filled wknd

They only get horny when they go to Dublin coz of the vibrations from the tractor on the journey to the capital.

Bonito

starbelgrade wrote: »

They only get horny when they go to Dublin coz of the vibrations from the tractor on the journey to the capital.

I'm sure Massey gave them a good aul ride in :pac:

goose2005

adrian280582 wrote: »

to tune of adams family

Your Sister is your mother
Your Uncle is your brother
they all fook each other
in Dublin family

:D

But that only works if incest is a Dublin stereotype, as in:

Your mother is your sister
Your grandad came and kissed her
He says he can't resist her
The fritzl family

kumate_champ07

this reminds me of 'smallman syndrome'

Hank_Jones

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

this reminds me of 'smallman syndrome'

In what respect?

lightening

starbelgrade wrote: »

At least the piss taking was amusing.. now it's turned into Don Juan de Dublin defending the honour of his conquests against the slightly odd & misogynistic standards of his nemises.

That WAS a pisstake... some people can give it, but can't take it! My nemesis unfortunately sank to the depths of personal insults, name calling, and questioning my education. (which I already admitted wasn't exactly Harvard)

I'm pretty sure I have met his wife though.

:pac:

out da lough

Heh heh heh, a country with a population half that of London arguing over which part of the bog is better: Doob-ill-inn, or non-doob-ill-inn.

Meanwhile, the whole place is going down the swanee.

Together.

raptorman

Choose Mayo song

Choose pain, heartache, depression...choose to place
your faith in false gods adorned with tight shorts,
false tans and blondes...chose whether or not to wear
your county colours for fear of ridicule should you be
at the wrong end of another hammering...choose false
hope at the start of each FBD League campaign.

Choose Galway as the enemy, Roscommon as an annoyance,
Sligo as soccer heads, Leitrim as your favourite
underdogs,Choose Dublin for a Mayo builder to build
500 appartments on Hill 16.
...choose to wish Padraig Joyce was born our
side of the border...choose McHale Park as mecca, Tuam
as a hay shed, Hyde as a hell-hole...choose to park in
the old bacon factory, stand under the score board,
watch the girls go by with fake tan dripping from the
night before.

Choose whether to travel up to Croker the day before
or the morning of the big match...choose whether or
not to take home that Kerry girl you met in
Roddys...choose a big mighty fry before the match in
your sisters place...choose too many pints before the
match.in The Auld Triangle..choose the Big Tree after the match...choose
to go on the piss even though we lost again.

Choose to hope that Moran finally gets it right,
O'Mahony hangs around if Moran doesn't...choose to
forget Maughan and Holmes but thank him for the league
title...choose to dream about what it would have been
like if we had won in 1996, choose to forget about
1997 and 2004.

Choose to be a Garda, Civil Servant, plasterer,
carpenter, plumber, electrician, teacher,Accountant,
nurse...choose a flat in Drumcondra, Phibsboro,
Rathmines...choose to buy a house in Ballycullen,
Carpenterstown, Lucan.or Ennis..choose Rody Bolands, the
Portobello, Flannerys, Coppers, McGowans, Johnnos or The Diamond in
Ennis...choose the
Manhattan, Giggs Place for eating.



Choose to leave your place of birth at the tender age
of 17...choose to go to college in Galway, Sligo, UL,
UCD or get the start with the big brother in
Dublin...choose only to return home for Christmas,
Easter, the local town festival, Connacht Championship
fixtures...choose whether or not to apply for a job in
the one local factory and accept half your current
wage in the hope that life will be better than the rat
race in the big smoke.

Choose Cox's, Rockys, Mantra, Long Necks to
drink...choose Baxter, Volex, Coca Cola to
work...choose Breaffy House, Castlecourt Hotel, Hotel
Westport, Pontoon Bridge, Downhill Hotel.The Landmark, to get
married...choose Enniscrone for holidays...choose the
Westhern, The Cannacht Telegraph, the Mayo News, Mis
Whest Radio.

Choose long summer days in the bog, driving a tractor
at 12, going to the local mart as a big day
out...choose your first car a souped up Jap import, on
your mothers insurance, don't tax it until you are
caught...choose the site your father leaves you and to
build a unimaginatively designed mansion on it.

Choose the two teacher school for primary education,
the big school in town for secondary...choose to go
down town for lunch, play pool in the pub, hope the
convent girls notice you...choose getting a pint in
the local at 16, seeing your father in the local
disco, thinking you scored because you kissed a
girl...choose to stand outside the church at Sunday
mass.

Choose Mayo.

Bonito

lightening wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I have met his wife though.

:pac:

Wonder if she gave him sloppy seconds when he got home haw haw haw :pac:

bryaner

You can't mix class with no class

Bonito

bryaner wrote: »

You can't mix class with no class

class + no class. The main bit of those two words is ass. And some red blooded males don't care about the class of that ass at which they are about to tap :pac:

bryaner

Bonito wrote: »

class + no class. The main bit of those two words is ass. And some red blooded males don't care about the class of that ass at which they are about to tap :pac:

Good answer that more or less wraps it up!

old_aussie

Master Bates wrote: »

I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

NO, but then we Aussies are a bit slow. lol

BO-JANGLES

Master Bates wrote: »

So after reading the forum for a while I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

I wonder if you were to refer to Polish or Chinese People infesting the boards would that be considered racist.

It seems to me that you are looking for a reaction...

Kold

The Dubs v Culchie troll thread is so old at this stage. Cut vs Uncut next please.

itsonlywords

starbelgrade wrote: »

Get back to work.

Maybe he will wait until the hourly rate is €3:D

Bonito

BO-JANGLES wrote: »

I wonder if you were to refer to Polish or Chinese People infesting the boards would that be considered racist.

It seems to me that you are looking for a reaction...

Oh he got his reaction :pac:

Turns out it was an awful bad reaction. He suffered the terrible disease know as banneditis

Xluna

The answer to the OPs question is pretty simple. Apart from Dublin Cork and Belfast are the only two large cities in Ireland. People from Cork tend to post on the Peoples Republic of Cork forum than here. People from Belfast tend to use British websites....and culcies are still using telegrams.:pac:

Master Bates

Bonito wrote: »

Oh he got his reaction :pac:

Turns out it was an awful bad reaction. He suffered the terrible disease know as banneditis

I have made a miraculous recovery!:pac:

My quest to uncover the mystery of the Dub virus continues!:o

Bonito

Yano part of your recovery process is behaving when they let you back in to society :rolleyes: