This place appears to be infested with Dubs!?

sneem-man

J K wrote: »

Master Bates was a character in childrens tv classic The Magic Roundabout along with Seaman Staines, Zebedee and A Cow.

Was the magic roundabout popular in culchie land.

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

starbelgrade

Gyalist wrote: »

Are you sure about that? I remember Master Bates and Seaman Staines as characters from Captain Pugwash.

You're not wrong there.

humberklog

sneem-man wrote: »

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

Nope. That's an urban myth. That and Roger the Cabin boy etc. All made up. They had straight non innuendo names. I watched it when I was a kid and could never understand people saying this as it has really grown legs. But nah, made up stuff.

It was Master Mate and Tom the cabin boy.

Master Bates

Bonito wrote: »

Well it's not our fault you tarred us all with the same brush

On the upside at least we're all equals now :pac:

Why you people can't speak properly is beyond me!:rolleyes: Be it north, south, east or west, Dubliners all seem to face elocution problems.:pac:

The_Kew_Tour

[QUOTE=sneem-man;64183409]Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash [/QUOTE]

Master Bates and sneem man

a lethal combination dudes

starbelgrade

humberklog wrote: »

Nope. That's an urban myth. That and Roger the Cabin boot etc. All made up. They had straight non innuendo names. I watched it when I was a kid and could never understand people saying this as it has really grown. But nah, made up stuff.

John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact.

They did however, have a character called Master Mate.

Bonito

Wrong wrong wrong!!! All of you wrong. Master Bates was a character on an online forum where he ripped the piss out of dubliners, tarred them with the same brush and imagined them all with the same accent which he claimed to be one of the most irritating in the world.


















/DAMMMMMM that was witty

senbwcs

sneem-man wrote: »

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

You're all wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp

humberklog

starbelgrade wrote: »

John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact.

They did however, have a character called Master Mate.

Indeed. It was really good, as was the Magic Rounabout but alas those that didn't watch it seem to know more about it.

starbelgrade

Master Bates wrote: »

Why you people can't speak properly is beyond me!:rolleyes: Be it north, south, east or west, Dubliners all seem to face elocution problems.:pac:

I still don't understand you. All I can hear is "heddie-idy-schiddildy-idey-day". Must be your accent.

Bonito

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Sticky??

Oooooooooooooooo PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE sticky :D:D:D:D:D:D




IBTL :pac:

Rockn

Master Bates was a character in Oliver Twist. Used to drive our English teacher mental as he got us to take turns reading the novel out loud in class and anytime someone read out Master Bates' name everyone burst out laughing.

Master Bates

starbelgrade wrote: »

I still don't understand you. All I can hear is "heddie-idy-schiddildy-idey-day". Must be your accent.

How do you know what my accent is?

It's not just an inability to speak properly that plagues Dubs .:D

Xavi6

Master Bates wrote: »

How do you know what my accent is?

It's not just an inability to speak properly that plagues Dubs .:D

So which part of Inferiortodubland are you from?

Caveat

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dublin is the epicentre of Ireland, a good chunk of the population live here.

Yes. And most people (two thirds approximately) DON'T! :rolleyes:

biko

My name is Norman Bates, I’m just a normal guy, my name is Norman Bates
http://www.laurahird.com/bestrecords/landscapenormanbates.html

To feed the troll:
OP, join my struggle to push the Jackeens back to the Pale forums!
Reclaim AH for the Irish, west brits out!

Joey the lips

Another dublin basing thread. I have always figured that if all the culchies fook off out of dublin. Jobs and all then all the dublins can move back in. Then we can increase the tolls on the motorways to deter cavan people travelling and ban the sale of alchol on dec 8th to keep the remainder away.

Problem solved.

I am in danger no doubt but if as a dub i discovered that boards is full of dubs I take it by dubs you mean Eastern european dubs, africian dubs, asaian dubs or american dubs.

Get real folks the world is a plate of mixed veg and a few disgruntled cabbages is not going to change its composition. In others live with it or join the choir.

Töpher

"Infested". Aw.

stovelid

The government needs to rush through a repatriation programme for boggers living in Dublin.

Price of your fare or petrol home, a few quid and a signed affidavit stating that you never return.

We don't want you up here. You clearly don't like it up here.

Best for all parties.

Joey the lips

stovelid wrote: »

The government needs to rush through a repatriation programme for boggers living in Dublin.

Price of your fare or petrol home, a few quid and a signed affidavit stating that you never return.

We don't want you up here. You clearly don't like it up here.

Best for all parties.

Dont forget each one will have to be accompanied by 2 guards on a one way ticket on a specially chartered train. :rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Master Bates wrote: »

So after reading the forum for a while I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

Yes. I think I've pointed it out once.

Captain Havoc

This will help you understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSKcDT9DjZ0

I've lived in a few cities around Europe and I'd pick Dublin ahead of a few of them any day, including Paris.

Joey the lips

Nahh I am much more a fan of this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvwNR3vF44

Forest Master

Caveat wrote: »

Yes. And most people (two thirds approximately) DON'T!

Yeah, but they don't have broadband yet.

toiletduck

J K wrote: »

Was the magic roundabout popular in culchie land.

Not as much as the roundabout in Tuam. As kids, instead of going on holidays we'd spend a day or two driving around it at high speed. Dad told us how it was like astronaut training and would write APOLLO on the side of our Toyota Corrolla to give weight to the fantasy.

Vroom vroom!

bryaner

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dublin is the epicentre of Ireland, a good chunk of the population live here.

It's also the epicentre of junkies...

bryaner

Joey the lips wrote: »

Another dublin basing thread. I have always figured that if all the culchies fook off out of dublin. Jobs and all then all the dublins can move back in. Then we can increase the tolls on the motorways to deter cavan people travelling and ban the sale of alchol on dec 8th to keep the remainder away.

Problem solved.

I am in danger no doubt but if as a dub i discovered that boards is full of dubs I take it by dubs you mean Eastern european dubs, africian dubs, asaian dubs or american dubs.

Get real folks the world is a plate of mixed veg and a few disgruntled cabbages is not going to change its composition. In others live with it or join the choir.

Jobs your havin a laugh.. it's impossible to work when your off the box on
Heroin

stovelid

bryaner wrote: »

it's impossible to work when your off the box on
Heroin

Far out.

funk-you

Master Bates wrote: »

So after reading the forum for a while I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

Ba, ba, ba baah...ba, ba, ba, baah....moo, moo, moo...bad troll.

-Funk

Dubs

This place appears to be infested with Dubs!?

Lies!