This place appears to be infested with Dubs!?

Master Bates · 27-01-2010 12:55am #1

So after reading the forum for a while I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 12:56am

The culchie forum is to the door on your left.

Overheal · 27-01-2010 12:57am

The Bog Folk no like interweb.

/im pretty sure they still havent got anything better than dialup at my Ennis address.

Sharpshooter · 27-01-2010 12:57am

The other 5% you mean?

bolders · 27-01-2010 12:57am

I did .. But I'm Polish . Does it count ?

Ruu_Old · 27-01-2010 12:58am

Master Bates, hehehehehehehehehehe

Master Bates · 27-01-2010 12:58am

starbelgrade wrote: »

The culchie forum is to the door on your left.

You do realise Ireland has more than one city, right?

Irish geography is obviously underfunded in Dublin schools.

jumpguy · 27-01-2010 12:59am

Master Bates wrote: »

So after reading the forum for a while I've noticed that approximately 95% of this forum is made up of Dubs.

Has anyone else(of a non Dub origin) noticed this?

Thanked for username.

lizardfudge · 27-01-2010 12:59am

Master Bates wrote: »

You do realise Ireland has more than one city, right?

Irish geography is obviously underfunded in Dublin schools.

Oh.. so the door is on the right...

gotcha!

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:00am

Master Bates wrote: »

You do realise Ireland has more than one city, right?

Yes, but it's up North.

donmeister · 27-01-2010 1:00am

Funfair announcer: 'And here we go.........'

anniehoo · 27-01-2010 1:01am

Yeah...and???

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:01am

bolders wrote: »

I did .. But I'm Polish . Does it count ?

Get back to work.

IvySlayer · 27-01-2010 1:07am

Dublin is the epicentre of Ireland, a good chunk of the population live here.

The_Kew_Tour · 27-01-2010 1:07am

to tune of adams family

Your Sister is your mother
Your Uncle is your brother
they all fook each other
in Dublin family

:D

bolders · 27-01-2010 1:08am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Get back to work.

That's one of the reason why I love Irish people.. The sense of humour .:D:D:D

I'm 1h on boards.ie and I already have my privet fan

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:12am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dublin is the epicentre of Ireland, a good chunk of the population live here.

Better watch out for those earthquakes so.

J K · 27-01-2010 1:13am

Master Bates was a character in childrens tv classic The Magic Roundabout along with Seaman Staines, Zebedee and A Cow.

Was the magic roundabout popular in culchie land.

Sharpshooter · 27-01-2010 1:15am

Ruu wrote: »

Master Bates, hehehehehehehehehehe

Sticky??

IvySlayer · 27-01-2010 1:15am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Better watch out for those earthquakes so.

Oh, a pun of seismic proportions :P

admiralofthefleet · 27-01-2010 1:17am

Ruu wrote: »

Master Bates, hehehehehehehehehehe

ten hail marys and an our father for you

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:17am

Infested is such a dirty word.

We're not really THAT much of a problem are we? Can we not all just get along :rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:18am

Bonito wrote: »

Infested is such a dirty word. We're not really THAT much of a problem are we? Can we not all just get along :rolleyes:

Your posts make me itchy.

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:20am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Your posts make me itchy.

Don't lie I give you sexual shivers and you love it

Ooooft

Master Bates · 27-01-2010 1:21am

Bonito wrote: »

Infested is such a dirty word. We're not really THAT much of a problem are we? Can we not all just get along :rolleyes:

The only snag is, I can't read posts on here without imagining them in a Dublin accent -- one of the most irritating in the world.:mad:

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:23am

Master Bates wrote: »

The only snag is, I can't read posts on here without imagining them in a Dublin accent -- one of the most irritating in the world.:mad:

Sorry, could you say that in English?

IvySlayer · 27-01-2010 1:23am

Master Bates wrote: »

The only snag is, I can't read posts on here without imagining them in a Dublin accent -- one of the most irritating in the world.:mad:

Sound bud.

Oh I know your brother, Mass Debate :pac:

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:23am

Master Bates wrote: »

The only snag is, I can't read posts on here without imagining them in a Dublin accent -- one of the most irritating in the world.:mad:

Well it's not our fault you tarred us all with the same brush

On the upside at least we're all equals now :pac:

Gyalist · 27-01-2010 1:24am

J K wrote: »

Master Bates was a character in childrens tv classic The Magic Roundabout along with Seaman Staines, Zebedee and A Cow.

Was the magic roundabout popular in culchie land.

Are you sure about that? I remember Master Bates and Seaman Staines as characters from Captain Pugwash.

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:25am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Sound bud.

Oh I know your brother, Mass Debate :pac:

I thought he was a bit of a masshole myself :pac: what was your impression?

McChubbin · 27-01-2010 1:25am

Dublin is a planet, IMO. A planet filled with a nutty centre...

sneem-man · 27-01-2010 1:28am

J K wrote: »

Master Bates was a character in childrens tv classic The Magic Roundabout along with Seaman Staines, Zebedee and A Cow.

Was the magic roundabout popular in culchie land.

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:29am

Gyalist wrote: »

Are you sure about that? I remember Master Bates and Seaman Staines as characters from Captain Pugwash.

You're not wrong there.

humberklog · 27-01-2010 1:30am

sneem-man wrote: »

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

Nope. That's an urban myth. That and Roger the Cabin boy etc. All made up. They had straight non innuendo names. I watched it when I was a kid and could never understand people saying this as it has really grown legs. But nah, made up stuff.

It was Master Mate and Tom the cabin boy.

Master Bates · 27-01-2010 1:30am

Bonito wrote: »

Well it's not our fault you tarred us all with the same brush

On the upside at least we're all equals now :pac:

Why you people can't speak properly is beyond me!:rolleyes: Be it north, south, east or west, Dubliners all seem to face elocution problems.:pac:

The_Kew_Tour · 27-01-2010 1:32am

[QUOTE=sneem-man;64183409]Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

[/QUOTE]

Master Bates and sneem man

a lethal combination dudes

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:33am

humberklog wrote: »

Nope. That's an urban myth. That and Roger the Cabin boot etc. All made up. They had straight non innuendo names. I watched it when I was a kid and could never understand people saying this as it has really grown. But nah, made up stuff.

John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact.

They did however, have a character called Master Mate.

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:33am

Wrong wrong wrong!!! All of you wrong. Master Bates was a character on an online forum where he ripped the piss out of dubliners, tarred them with the same brush and imagined them all with the same accent which he claimed to be one of the most irritating in the world.

/DAMMMMMM that was witty

senbwcs · 27-01-2010 1:33am

sneem-man wrote: »

Wrong !

Master Bates was a character in Captain Pugwash

You're all wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp

humberklog · 27-01-2010 1:34am

starbelgrade wrote: »

John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact.

They did however, have a character called Master Mate.

Indeed. It was really good, as was the Magic Rounabout but alas those that didn't watch it seem to know more about it.

starbelgrade · 27-01-2010 1:34am

Master Bates wrote: »

Why you people can't speak properly is beyond me!:rolleyes: Be it north, south, east or west, Dubliners all seem to face elocution problems.:pac:

I still don't understand you. All I can hear is "heddie-idy-schiddildy-idey-day". Must be your accent.

Bonito · 27-01-2010 1:38am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Sticky??

Oooooooooooooooo PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE sticky

:D:D:D:D:D:D

IBTL :pac:

Rockn · 27-01-2010 1:47am

Master Bates was a character in Oliver Twist. Used to drive our English teacher mental as he got us to take turns reading the novel out loud in class and anytime someone read out Master Bates' name everyone burst out laughing.

Master Bates · 27-01-2010 2:51am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I still don't understand you. All I can hear is "heddie-idy-schiddildy-idey-day". Must be your accent.

How do you know what my accent is?

It's not just an inability to speak properly that plagues Dubs .:D

Xavi6 · 27-01-2010 3:09am

Master Bates wrote: »

How do you know what my accent is?

It's not just an inability to speak properly that plagues Dubs .:D

So which part of Inferiortodubland are you from?

Caveat · 27-01-2010 9:23am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dublin is the epicentre of Ireland, a good chunk of the population live here.

Yes. And most people (two thirds approximately) DON'T! :rolleyes:

biko · 27-01-2010 9:29am

My name is Norman Bates, I’m just a normal guy, my name is Norman Bates
http://www.laurahird.com/bestrecords/landscapenormanbates.html

To feed the troll:
OP, join my struggle to push the Jackeens back to the Pale forums!
Reclaim AH for the Irish, west brits out!

Joey the lips · 27-01-2010 9:31am

Another dublin basing thread. I have always figured that if all the culchies fook off out of dublin. Jobs and all then all the dublins can move back in. Then we can increase the tolls on the motorways to deter cavan people travelling and ban the sale of alchol on dec 8th to keep the remainder away.

Problem solved.

I am in danger no doubt but if as a dub i discovered that boards is full of dubs I take it by dubs you mean Eastern european dubs, africian dubs, asaian dubs or american dubs.

Get real folks the world is a plate of mixed veg and a few disgruntled cabbages is not going to change its composition. In others live with it or join the choir.

Töpher · 27-01-2010 9:33am

"Infested". Aw.

stovelid · 27-01-2010 9:39am

The government needs to rush through a repatriation programme for boggers living in Dublin.

Price of your fare or petrol home, a few quid and a signed affidavit stating that you never return.

We don't want you up here. You clearly don't like it up here.

Best for all parties.

Joey the lips · 27-01-2010 9:43am

stovelid wrote: »

The government needs to rush through a repatriation programme for boggers living in Dublin.

Price of your fare or petrol home, a few quid and a signed affidavit stating that you never return.

We don't want you up here. You clearly don't like it up here.

Best for all parties.

Dont forget each one will have to be accompanied by 2 guards on a one way ticket on a specially chartered train. :rolleyes:

This place appears to be infested with Dubs!?

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