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If Jesus grew up in Limerick

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    #62
    Johnny Weasel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Johnny Weasel


    He'd be on a FAS scheme.


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    #63
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    ..........he'd be able to visit his local pub without getting his hand chopped off with a 5-foot Samurai sword, or go do a job as a innocent carpenter or plumber without getting topped.


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    #64
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    im just back from Limerick.

    I was down at my nieces first birthday party.

    They took photos and then show them up on the plasma...

    all of the pics just for some reason happened to have a knife in them :D

    (Ok there was cake cutting involved but, a 12 month old from limerick with a blade.. aww sweet)


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    #65
    keen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    An File wrote: »
    He'd use his powers to stop such shite threads as this popping up every weekend...

    Ah don't be like that, not everyone reads boards every weekend, so although you've seen it all before others haven't.


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    #66
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    snyper wrote: »
    im just back from Limerick.

    I was down at my nieces first birthday party.

    They took photos and then show them up on the plasma...

    all of the pics just for some reason happened to have a knife in them :D

    (Ok there was cake cutting involved but, a 12 month old from limerick with a blade.. aww sweet)

    Typical! Visitors and their relations giving the place a bad name!

    :rolleyes:


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    #67
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Typical! Visitors and their relations giving the place a bad name!

    :rolleyes:

    They were pics of the cake cutting ...

    .. coincidence - funny.. no?

    nevermind


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    #68
    Johnny Weasel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Johnny Weasel


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Typical! Visitors and their relations giving the place a bad name!

    :rolleyes:

    Stop being so sensitive ffs. Do you want some vinegar for that chip on your shoulder?


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    #69
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    snyper wrote: »
    They were pics of the cake cutting ...

    .. coincidence - funny.. no?

    Honestly ? No.

    But then it'd be a lame and contrived stretch to imply that the line of icing powder was cocaine.

    Actually, you should have brought the guy from that pub with the Samurai sword to cut the cake; then he'd only be in one photo.


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    #70
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Honestly ? No.

    unwind.

    seriously.


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    #71
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Johnny Weasel wrote: »
    Stop being so sensitive ffs. Do you want some vinegar for that chip on your shoulder?

    LMAO!!!! So the fact that a self-proclaimed OUTSIDER was at a party that had knives isn't funny or ironic ????

    Sheesh!!! No wonder this thread is so lame......

    Then again, ye Dubs seem to think Dan & Becs is funny, so what did I expect :rolleyes:


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    #72
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    snyper wrote: »
    unwind.

    seriously.

    Post something that's actually even remotely funny and I might.:rolleyes:


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    #73
    Johnny Weasel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Johnny Weasel


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Honestly ? No.

    But then it'd be a lame and contrived stretch to imply that the line of icing powder was cocaine.

    Actually, you should have brought the guy from that pub with the Samurai sword to cut the cake; then he'd only be in one photo.

    You're giving Limk a bad name with posts like that.


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    #74
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Johnny Weasel wrote: »
    You're giving Limk a bad name with posts like that.

    Care to explain that post ? Because it makes no sense.


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    #75
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland.....

    .....Jesus... it wouldn't be nice at all now would it!


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    #76
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    yes.. we "OUTSIDERS" :rolleyes:

    Mindsets like that cause inbreeding.

    Posts like yours prove it


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    #77
    Johnny Weasel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Johnny Weasel


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Care to explain that post ? Because it makes no sense.
    In your rush to condemn my post you probably missed the point.


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    #78
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    snyper wrote: »
    yes.. we "OUTSIDERS" :rolleyes:

    Mindsets like that cause inbreeding.

    Posts like yours prove it

    No - it's called humour......the irony of someone coming to Limerick specifically to attend the type of party that they know in advance will have knives at it, and then slag off Limerick because....there's knives at it....... :rolleyes:


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    #79
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Johnny Weasel wrote: »
    In your rush to condemn my post you probably missed the point.

    .....that's assuming you had one, which I don't think you did. :rolleyes:


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    #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Fucking hell...


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    #81
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OK.
    If the sniping at each other doesn't stop this thread will be locked.


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    #82
    Johnny Weasel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Johnny Weasel


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    .....that's assuming you had one, which I don't think you did. :rolleyes:
    Sit down and have a glass of water.


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    #83
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    brummytom wrote: »
    Fucking hell...
    Think that is the last place Jesus will be found living... :pac:


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    #84
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    If Jesus grew up in Limerick...................he would have had Judas shot!!


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    #85
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Actually wait on second thought....

    If Jesus grew up in Limerick then this thread wouldn't exist would it? No it wouldn't. Maybe there would've been a thread entitled ''If Jesus grew up in Bethleham''. But I doubt that as well, the only reason we all know Bethleham is because of Jesus but if Jesus wasn't born in Bethleham but born in Limerick then I wouldn't say there would be many people out there who know where Bethleham is in the first place yano?


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    #86
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    If Jesus grew up in Limerick...................he would have had Judas shot!!


    They'd both have been shot if anyone saw Judas kissing him


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    #87
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    brummytom wrote: »
    They'd both have been shot if anyone saw Judas kissing him




    Jesus wants to claim you today
    but only if you pave the way
    kneel down and praise him
    for you are without sin
    and never mention being gay..


    Jesus in a Limerick:D


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    #88
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    He'd probably be something like this :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyl__ozv_1w


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    #89
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Actually, in an effort to inject some actual humour into this thread, if he was born in Limerick he'd be "out of his tree"

    1224250319175_1.jpg

    And no-one would believe that Mary was a virgin; they'd definitely assume that Joseph had had a woodie......


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    #90
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Actually, in an effort to inject some actual humour into this thread, if he was born in Limerick he'd be "out of his tree"

    [IMG SRC=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:1fCY4Rk2BfRQ0M:http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2009/0709/1224250319175_1.jpg]

    And no-one would believe that Mary was a virgin; they'd definitely assume that Joseph had had a woodie......

    Or a hoodie.


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    #91
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Or a hoodie.


    Quality :pac:


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