If Jesus grew up in Limerick

robbie_998

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

Celly Smunt

there'd be no english,evil english with their funny protestant ways and evil ideas

:rolleyes:

brummytom

Well he'd probably still get crucified

citizen_p

he would be full of himself






and no one likes that

DarkJager

robbie_998 wrote: »

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

1) He'd be able to handle an AK-47 in a style that would make the Taliban jealous.
2) He'd walk around saying things like "Well sham, giz a fag there boss" "Hapenning cuz, back from the dead is some sneer sham"
3) Nike Trackies, Shoes and "Just Do It" t-short (include socks tucked into pants for authenticity)
4) He'd have never died for anybody because he'd be too skagged to move off Deckies couch.
5) Bread & Water?? No way. Dominos & Buckfast.

K4t

robbie_998 wrote: »

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

He still wouldn't exist.

Podge2k7

He would of stabbed himself and the leppers would of died.

mikom

robbie_998 wrote: »

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'

brummytom

mikom wrote: »

A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'

Plenty of 13 year-old mothers though

Jaeger 90

Maynooths the holiest town in Ireland

DarkJager

mikom wrote: »

A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'

I will not have you discuss the tree stump and its Hi Ace driving guardians in such crude fashion......

The Saint

He'd be picking up Hosanna in the Hiace.

I'll get my toga

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mega man

he would of probably drove around in a civic saying awrite kid..whats happenin??

The Saint

Probably wouldn't be stopping chicks getting stoned either.

He'd be turning water into Buckfast.

K-9

He'd play for Munster.

The Saint

K-9 wrote: »

He'd play for Munster.

They fcuking need him at the moment too.

Insect Overlord

He'd use his powers to stop such shite threads as this popping up every weekend...

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

If jesus grew up in limerick, he'd have more than holes in his hands :eek:

Seloth

robbie_998 wrote: »

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

You were watching Angelas Ashes werent you.

I flicked onto RTE for two seconds and it was that scene

pappyodaniel

Typical Limerick bashing.

But **** it i can't resist. Jesus could not be born in Limerick as it would be impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin! (ba dum tssss...)

robbie_998

Seloth wrote: »

You were watching Angelas Ashes werent you.

I flicked onto RTE for two seconds and it was that scene

thats hitting the nail on the head

CianRyan

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Typical Limerick bashing.

But **** it i can't resist. Jesus could not be born in Limerick as it would be impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin! (ba dum tssss...)

To late, joke's been made.

Nodin

robbie_998 wrote: »

If Jesus grew up in Limerick
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....nobody would believe the virgin birth.....

.....the star of bethlehem would have been replaced by the Garda chopper over the gaff...

....the three 'wise men' would have thrown their gifts from a speeding Honda Civic...

....he would have beaten the money from the lenders in the Temple.....

.....he'd never have gotten to 33.

Fracture

I think he is the son of dolorus mcNamara, how else did that luck scumbag win 120 million.

That_Guy

If Jesus grew up in Limerick then that would mean that Mary and Joseph's Sat-Nav must've been on the blink.

Bethlehem---Limerick... Fcuk ya Garmin.

galwayrush

Jaeger 90 wrote: »

Maynooths the holiest town in Ireland

What about the townland of wormhole near Moycullen in Galway?

AckwelFoley

if jesus grew up in limerick he'd be thanking his father he wasnt from dublin

limerick is an awesome city

Johnnnybravo

That was some long film!!!

Mr. Incognito

Actually the historical evidence points towards Limerick.

-He started a gang
-At 30 was an unemployed chippie living at home.
-His mother thought he was God
-He was born to unmarried parents
-He was always high and talking to God
-Turned water into tonic wine- (Buckfast)
-Never went to mass

ElectroJazz

baza1976

yeah yeah yeah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

mikom

baza1976 wrote: »

yeah yeah yeah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You alright there........ think you may have a puncture.

El Siglo

No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)

Insect Overlord

El Siglo wrote: »

No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)

IBTL...

Dean820

He'd be on the dole rather have been a carpenter.

wolfric

are posters assuming he grew up in this day and age as well or am i missing something??

RonMexico

If he grew up in Limerick it wouldn't matter much because at the end of the day, regardless of what part of the country he is in, he would be in Ireland.

I think perhaps the last thing out of his mouth before he ascended to heaven would have been - "I'm never returning to that feckin' island!":D

Liam Byrne

...he'd be able to make people who start idiotic threads like this realise that people in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones!!!

And he'd probably educate people that Brian O'Driscoll wasn't actually his dad!

P.S. I presume the OP posted this thread in AH because even they knew it wouldn't fall under the category of "humour" :rolleyes:

Nodin

El Siglo wrote: »

No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)

Welcome to a world of beer drinking, pork eating muslims....in shell suits.

Overheal

He would have walked the Shannon, turning it to Whiskey, and church would be a lot more interesting today.

Daragh101

robbie_998 wrote: »

tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

thats from anglelas ashes!!

Jumpy

Aboy de kid ... git yer fukkin tackies on we's off ta church.

*prays*

Our Da, whos in da slammer,
Macca be thy Name...

PetKing

He'd thank his lucky stars he didn't live in Dublin.... where gang related murders per capita outstretch Limerick by a long shot. ( ba dum tshh )

Also, f*ck Dermot Morgan for the name Stab City.

Liam Byrne

PetKing wrote: »

Also, f*ck Dermot Morgan for the name Stab City.

To be fair, I think it was Stembridge that came up with that moniker. And he intended it to be used in-context within a comedy sketch, not thrown about as if it were fact by so-called "newspapers" or used by a pathetic excuse for a teenage radio station "newsroom" in their headlines.

Still, if people from Clondalkin or Dublin feel the need to deflect from their own issues and gangs and crime in their own areas by continually trying to imply that Limerick is worse, then that's their sorry loss..... :rolleyes:

D-A-V-E

limerick is a great place! it wouldnt be too strange tho for jesus to appear there tho cos the monks in moyross do these plays with jesus and crosses etc

seems like the only person that can save the regeneration now is him as its now cancelled!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShqD09jUhdU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRw3Tvw67Lk&feature=related

all these will be here for another while yet unfortunately!

*giggles*

Man, I frggin' love Angela's Ashes. But if Jesus did grow up in Limerick, he'd catch the consumption and be dead in a month and Frank Mc Court wouldn't have to write compositions about Him. The end:)

Ivona Tinkle

Mary would be up in the loft with Lamman Griffin

617

He might replace Paul O'Connell !

Soulcrew09

He'd be thankful if he was born in Limerick I guess.
At least he wouldnt have been a product of his father raping his sister like half the rest of this country.

Daroxtar

He'd be knockin out savage 10-shpots

Clanket

He'd be a busy man