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If Jesus grew up in Limerick

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    #32
    mikom
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    baza1976 wrote: »
    yeah yeah yeah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    You alright there........ think you may have a puncture.


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    #33
    El Siglo
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    No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)


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    #34
    Insect Overlord
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    El Siglo wrote: »
    No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)

    IBTL...


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    #35
    Dean820
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    He'd be on the dole rather have been a carpenter.


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    #36
    wolfric
    Registered Users Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    are posters assuming he grew up in this day and age as well or am i missing something??


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    #37
    RonMexico
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    If he grew up in Limerick it wouldn't matter much because at the end of the day, regardless of what part of the country he is in, he would be in Ireland.

    I think perhaps the last thing out of his mouth before he ascended to heaven would have been - "I'm never returning to that feckin' island!":D


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    #38
    Liam Byrne
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    ...he'd be able to make people who start idiotic threads like this realise that people in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones!!!

    And he'd probably educate people that Brian O'Driscoll wasn't actually his dad!

    P.S. I presume the OP posted this thread in AH because even they knew it wouldn't fall under the category of "humour" :rolleyes:


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    #39
    Nodin
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    El Siglo wrote: »
    No, here's a mad question: What if Mohammed grew up in Limerick?;)

    Welcome to a world of beer drinking, pork eating muslims....in shell suits.


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    #40
    Overheal
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    He would have walked the Shannon, turning it to Whiskey, and church would be a lot more interesting today.


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    #41
    Daragh101
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:


    thats from anglelas ashes!!


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    #42
    Jumpy
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    Aboy de kid ... git yer fukkin tackies on we's off ta church.

    *prays*

    Our Da, whos in da slammer,
    Macca be thy Name...


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    #43
    PetKing
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    He'd thank his lucky stars he didn't live in Dublin.... where gang related murders per capita outstretch Limerick by a long shot. ( ba dum tshh )

    Also, f*ck Dermot Morgan for the name Stab City.


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    #44
    Liam Byrne
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    PetKing wrote: »
    Also, f*ck Dermot Morgan for the name Stab City.

    To be fair, I think it was Stembridge that came up with that moniker. And he intended it to be used in-context within a comedy sketch, not thrown about as if it were fact by so-called "newspapers" or used by a pathetic excuse for a teenage radio station "newsroom" in their headlines.

    Still, if people from Clondalkin or Dublin feel the need to deflect from their own issues and gangs and crime in their own areas by continually trying to imply that Limerick is worse, then that's their sorry loss..... :rolleyes:


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    #45
    D-A-V-E
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    limerick is a great place! it wouldnt be too strange tho for jesus to appear there tho cos the monks in moyross do these plays with jesus and crosses etc

    seems like the only person that can save the regeneration now is him as its now cancelled!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShqD09jUhdU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRw3Tvw67Lk&feature=related

    all these will be here for another while yet unfortunately!


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    #46
    *giggles*
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    Man, I frggin' love Angela's Ashes. But if Jesus did grow up in Limerick, he'd catch the consumption and be dead in a month and Frank Mc Court wouldn't have to write compositions about Him. The end:)


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    #47
    Ivona Tinkle
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    Mary would be up in the loft with Lamman Griffin


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    #48
    617
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    He might replace Paul O'Connell !


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    #49
    Soulcrew09
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    He'd be thankful if he was born in Limerick I guess.
    At least he wouldnt have been a product of his father raping his sister like half the rest of this country.


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    #50
    Daroxtar
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    He'd be knockin out savage 10-shpots


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    #51
    Clanket
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    He'd be a busy man


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    #52
    grenache
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    He'd be permanently on the dole like half the city is.


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    #53
    zonEEE
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    Daroxtar wrote: »
    He'd be knockin out savage 10-shpots

    no that would be if he was born in castle town.


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    #54
    pwd
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    sugarman wrote: »
    THIS!
    The guy second from the right is wearing a Rangers jersey. That's not very wise


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    #55
    RoyalMarine
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    sugarman wrote: »
    THIS!

    hahaha thats brilliant!


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    #56
    DrumSteve
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    An File wrote: »
    He'd use his powers to stop such shite threads as this popping up every weekend...
    ElectroJazz wrote: »
    worst_thread_ever.jpg

    why do you bother to even post on this thread if you think its so ****e?


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    #57
    Otis Driftwood
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    mikom wrote: »
    A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'



    It was obviously a slow day on boards when generic comments like this get post of the day.

    Those of you that thanked it,for shame.


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    #58
    wolfric
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    nedtheshed wrote: »
    It was obviously a slow day on boards when generic comments like this get post of the day.

    Those of you that thanked it,for shame.

    go get your coat


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    #59
    pr-guru
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    nedtheshed wrote: »
    It was obviously a slow day on boards when generic comments like this get post of the day.


    Hark at captain wit himself.
    nedtheshed wrote: »
    Those of you that thanked it,for shame.

    Thanks supernanny.


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    #60
    Diabhal Beag
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    LOL at all the Dubs making jokes about Limerick being dangerous. Do ye ever leave the house?


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    #61
    Mal-Adjusted
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    Soulcrew09 wrote: »
    He'd be thankful if he was born in Limerick I guess.
    At least he wouldnt have been a product of his father raping his sister like half the rest of this country.

    well, somebody has issues:rolleyes:


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