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My first go - title "The Madman?"

padraiggg · 2009-10-21 12:23:50

Chapter 1 A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone…

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#602 21-10-2014 08:58PM

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I don't understand was it the real chief or his evil twin? Why did the chief grow a beard that day? It seems suspicious.

Why is everything involving Trent so complicated and full of death?

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#603 21-10-2014 09:21PM

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Orim wrote: »

Why is everything involving Trent so complicated and full of death?

What sort of crazy question is that? Death may or may not be Trent's middle name and that's just how he rolls.

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#604 21-10-2014 09:27PM

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*long gasp pause* :eek::eek:

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#605 21-10-2014 09:50PM

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Zaph wrote: »

What sort of crazy question is that? Death may or may not be Trent's middle name and that's just how he rolls.

I miss Trent's romantic side.

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#606 21-10-2014 09:59PM

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Orim wrote: »

I miss Trent's romantic side.

'Trent killed Death with a bulit from his gnu. Then he had sex with Death' sorta thing?

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#607 21-10-2014 10:07PM

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ibarelycare wrote: »

I prefer Trent in story mode

I also prefer Trent in not dead mode.

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#608 21-10-2014 10:17PM

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Trent wasn't always about bulits and the gnu. Like this gem with romance and nature.

"Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop."

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#609 22-10-2014 01:37PM

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Orim wrote: »

.. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop."

Trent is weak against elephants? Kind of like a wrinkly grey kryptonite? Trent should always carry a elephant gnu just in case.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#610 22-10-2014 02:53PM

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Just finished rerading the thread from the start. I laughed more than I have in ages.
He's a legend. Reminds me of Johnny Bravo and Flashheart.

Very few of the links are working anymore though, including the blog.
Is there anywhere where all Trent's adventures to date can be read in one place?
And did it ever make it to book or invisible book after?

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#611 22-10-2014 03:58PM

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padraiggg wrote: »

A man said to me about writing a film script and I said 'ok if I can write it one scene at a time and then we just film it like that' and he said get the hell out of my office. But heres the first scene. .I did it anyway.

...

Amazing!! He comes back one the 5th anniversary of the first post. Wonderfully sentimental!

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#612 22-10-2014 03:59PM

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sin0city wrote: »

Just finished rerading the thread from the start. I laughed more than I have in ages.
He's a legend. Reminds me of Johnny Bravo and Flashheart.

Very few of the links are working anymore though, including the blog.
Is there anywhere where all Trent's adventures to date can be read in one place?
And did it ever make it to book or invisible book after?

Em, here?

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#613 22-10-2014 04:12PM

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enda1 wrote: »

Em, here?

No, it started here but some of the later chapters were posted on trentsadventures.com and not here.

I found the following which has most of it and the youtube stuff.
Not all though.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055941279

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#614 22-10-2014 04:23PM

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enda1 wrote: »

Em, here?

All in one place without the comments in between.....

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#615 22-10-2014 04:32PM

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There's a good chance if you read all of Trent's adventures you'd end up knowing too much and might end up with a bullet in the back of your head.

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#616 22-10-2014 04:46PM

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Trent would never shoot someone from behind.

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#617 22-10-2014 04:55PM

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hullaballoo wrote: »

Trent would never shoot someone from behind.

'From behind what' wondered Trent, from behind the thing he was behind, gnu at the ready...

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#618 30-10-2014 01:25AM

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Would Trent's adventures be suitable as a bedtime story for my 2 week old son?

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#619 30-10-2014 10:38PM

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Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

Would Trent's adventures be suitable as a bedtime story for my 2 week old son?

How well can he read?

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#620 31-10-2014 09:38AM

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Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

Would Trent's adventures be suitable as a bedtime story for my 2 week old son?

He'll be fine as long as you avoid the "SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK!" episode.
That sound still skares the bejasus outta me.
<.<
>.>

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#621 31-10-2014 01:40PM

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But that provides much needed backstory and context.

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#622 12-04-2015 12:14PM

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People ITT think being autistic is funny.

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#623 12-04-2015 01:52PM

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Colinf1212 wrote: »

People ITT think being autistic is funny.

I don't know where you're getting that from given you're the first person to bring up autism in the entire thread.

EDIT: You should also apologise for the false hope you brought to every follower of this thread.

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#624 12-04-2015 01:59PM

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Colinf1212 wrote: »

People ITT think being autistic is funny.

Trent is the ONLY person entitled to resurrect this thread Colin.

You any idea how many people you just p1ssed off!?! :mad:

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#625 12-04-2015 02:37PM

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Trent pointed a loaded gnu at Colin and said "Say your prayers" before loading his gnu and pointing it at Colin.

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#626 12-04-2015 04:22PM

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Trent would have killed Jeremy Clarkson with a cold meat salad

just saying

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#627 10-09-2015 11:32PM

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What ever happened to the bould padraiggg???

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#628 11-09-2015 12:10AM

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Ahh jaysis me taught there was an update .

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Not cool

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#630 11-09-2015 01:28AM

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Tompatrick wrote: »

What ever happened to the bould padraiggg???

Ffs, you're lucky I'm on the phone and it's too much trouble to ban you. :mad:

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#631 11-09-2015 01:34AM

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