Recovering from a Hangover?

brummytom

Any tips please lovely people? My head is just banging.
Last night (I must point out I'm not a drinkre!): I had: Can of stella, can of carling, some Jack Daniels, WKD, Bicardi Breezer, Asda's own Tropic Twist (like the Breezer), Scrumpy Jack's cider and a Labrini. Yes most of those are queer but I don't care. Apparently mixing's bad so I suppose thats where I went wrong

Please God people, tips? I've already had paracetomol about 2 hours ago so ive got to wait another 2 for the next lot. But my head's killing.

Come on, youre all pissheads.. how do I stop my head feeling like this?!

My name is URL

2 fried eggs and beans with chillis and a glass of orange juice.. you can't lose

pappyodaniel

Go back to bed with ya. It keeps the goblins away. :eek:

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Ya gotta have a quick fap and then back to sleep.

Tannylan

Chop your head off. Sorted

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

2 fried eggs and beans with chillis and a glass of orange juice.. you can't lose

Urgh.
Last night was hilarious but I'mregretting it now.

Two hours sleep might have something to do with it too

TheZohanS

You have a headache because you're dehydrated.

Drink a pint of water and go back to bed.




How did you get on with the wenches?

DanGerMus

You need MOAR DRINK!

brummytom

TheZohan wrote: »

You have a headache because you're dehydrated.

Drink a pint of water and go back to bed.




How did you get on with the wenches?

Ive drank loads of water, it just makes me piss a lot.

And not well.. girls are cnuts
I didn't even get a chance to use your thing
I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me

bluto63

brummytom wrote: »

I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me

Well you're location says you're behind me, so you're in the right place at least

berocca.. had it for the first time yesterday mornin nd it helped hangover nicely. lucozade is the obvious choice tho

Corkfeen

brummytom wrote: »

Ive drank loads of water, it just makes me piss a lot.

And not well.. girls are cnuts
I didn't even get a chance to use your thing
I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me

Take a rohypnol and let them have their way. :rolleyes: Fry up is generally a good route for recovery.

Sleipnir

Paracetamol will no nothing against a handover of that magnitude. Soluble Solpadeine is what you need along with fried eggs and ham and lucozade.
Or else a swim.

Mimikyu

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super_furry

Two bottles of Lucozard Sport and four bags of Chikadees.

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Come on, youre all pissheads.. how do I stop my head feeling like this?!

The only real cure for a hangover is time, my boy. You'll just have to ride out this awful pain in your head until it passes.

Little Acorn

Eat some greasy food.
Not healthy I know,but it works.

Apparently there may be some scientific reason behind this,but not sure.
It's supposed to be best if you combine it with a carb.

Bacon or sausage or egg sandwich normally works for me! (or all 3 in 1)
.Strong cup of sweet tea.
.followed by water.

Hope it helps. :-)

DanGerMus

+ 1 for Lucozade sport. Also for the pain shower the back of your head in really cold water for as long as you can take, then towel off get to bed and fap til you nap.

dlofnep

Go for a short walk, come back and have a fryup and a cuppa tea and take a paracetamol.

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me

Try not being drunk next time, it's a turn off

J.S. Pill

brummytom wrote: »

Any tips please lovely people? My head is just banging.
Last night (I must point out I'm not a drinkre!): I had: Can of stella, can of carling, some Jack Daniels, WKD, Bicardi Breezer, Asda's own Tropic Twist (like the Breezer), Scrumpy Jack's cider and a Labrini. Yes most of those are queer but I don't care. Apparently mixing's bad so I suppose thats where I went wrong

Please God people, tips? I've already had paracetomol about 2 hours ago so ive got to wait another 2 for the next lot. But my head's killing.

Come on, youre all pissheads.. how do I stop my head feeling like this?!

And not well.. girls are cnuts
I didn't even get a chance to use your thing
I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me

There's your problem right there

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If it makes ya feel any better ,they get worse as you get older

super_furry

He needs to hack them?

brummytom

bluewolf wrote: »

Try not being drunk next time, it's a turn off

Thing is, I wasn't drunk last night?

My mate was rat-arsed. He tried to kill someone with a crutch because they messed with a 'cake' he made (I say cake, it looked like dog food)
"WHO THE FÚCK'S MESSED WITH MY CAKE?! I'M GONNA KILL EM". Started crying when we were told to stay out in the garden, and collapsed in the middle of the road trying to find a curry house.

I was sober

Little Acorn

My mate was rat-arsed. He tried to kill someone with a crutch because they messed with a 'cake' he made (I say cake, it looked like dog food)
"WHO THE FÚCK'S MESSED WITH MY CAKE?! I'M GONNA KILL EM". Started crying when we were told to stay out in the garden, and collapsed in the middle of the road trying to find a curry house.

LOL

This cheered me up today!:)

Captain Darling

Sh1t/****/fry.


In whatever order you like.

renraw

mr freeze or a slush puppy, does wonders for hangovers

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

Thing is, I wasn't drunk last night?

How'd you have a hangover if you were sober?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Captain Darling wrote: »

Sh1t/****/fry.


In whatever order you like.

Wash your hands before you make the fry though.

ejmaztec

brummytom wrote: »

Thing is, I wasn't drunk last night?

My mate was rat-arsed. He tried to kill someone with a crutch because they messed with a 'cake' he made (I say cake, it looked like dog food)
"WHO THE FÚCK'S MESSED WITH MY CAKE?! I'M GONNA KILL EM". Started crying when we were told to stay out in the garden, and collapsed in the middle of the road trying to find a curry house.

I was sober

That Gordon Ramsay's a right fecker. Can't take him anywhere.

brummytom

bluewolf wrote: »

How'd you have a hangover if you were sober?

I dunno

I think I was sober.. it's a bit of a blur tbh, but I don't remember feeling really pissed

Agricola

More drink?

Negative * Negative = Positive!

You should have drank 1 or 2 pints of water before going to bed - guaranteed to hydrate your brain, no headache in the morning.

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

I dunno

I think I was sober.. it's a bit of a blur tbh, but I don't remember feeling really pissed

Yeah, I'm guessing you were drunk...

Novella

You need to go to Burger King, young man!

brummytom

Novella wrote: »

You need to go to Burger King, young man!

My mate bought me a happy meal earlier

xzanti

2 solpadine and a Berocca... and plenty of water of course it's the only way..

fullback4glin

A swim will sort u out and a short walk

Or u cud just keep reading these comments and by the time youre done de hangover will prob b gone

exiot

A big dirty spliff normally does the trick

Jim

Glass of milk. Or if you're feeling indulgent ice cream. I recommend raspberry ripple.

The only 100% cure though is another drink. Have a few slow ones during the course of the day and you'll be grand. You'll wake up the next morning not feeling the best but not nearly as hungover as you were.

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Jim wrote: »

Glass of milk. Or if you're feeling indulgent ice cream. I recommend raspberry ripple.

The only 100% cure though is another drink. Have a few slow ones during the course of the day and you'll be grand. You'll wake up the next morning not feeling the best but not nearly as hungover as you were.

That really is the only cure,I love the day after a hangover for some reason

newmills

jackncoke wrote: »

That really is the only cure,I love the day after a hangover for some reason

Quality username there!!

you like it because it's a reminder that you had a good time..

spitfireIRL

curry koka noodles do it for me. except not just noodles, ya keep the water in it, so's it's like a soup. it's savage!

Redd Rose

2 Nurofen Plus, BLT Bagel..and a cuppa Tea. Worked for me yesterday

Hank Scorpio

the only way to cure a hangover is to drink more beer

Gavin "shels"

brummytom wrote: »

WKD, Bicardi Breezer, Asda's own Tropic Twist (like the Breezer)

brummytom wrote: »

I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point,

I think you're there already mate!;)

Deleted User wrote: »

berocca.. had it for the first time yesterday mornin nd it helped hangover nicely. lucozade is the obvious choice tho

Berocca works a gem, have a pint of that and a pint of water and back to bed for an hour.

Whiskey Devil

Another drink or a big fat bag of narcotics. Everything else is bollocks and doesn't work.

artanevilla

Litre of soda water, Lucozade sport, then sleep till drinking time again.

phlegms

Some lucozade original will sort you out no bother.

D.Q

the only thing to do...

dressing gown
kitchen
pint of water
painkillers
1 hours sleep
fap
1 hours sleep
tea + breakfast roll.

GLaDOS

I'm a big freak who never gets bad hangovers (never get a headache, just thirsty and upset stomach if I've drunk a lot). My sister warns me once I hit 21 it starts though