My mate was rat-arsed. He tried to kill someone with a crutch because they messed with a 'cake' he made (I say cake, it looked like dog food) "WHO THE FÚCK'S MESSED WITH MY CAKE?! I'M GONNA KILL EM". Started crying when we were told to stay out in the garden, and collapsed in the middle of the road trying to find a curry house.
bluewolf wrote: » Try not being drunk next time, it's a turn off
brummytom wrote: » Any tips please lovely people? My head is just banging. Last night (I must point out I'm not a drinkre!): I had: Can of stella, can of carling, some Jack Daniels, WKD, Bicardi Breezer, Asda's own Tropic Twist (like the Breezer), Scrumpy Jack's cider and a Labrini. Yes most of those are queer but I don't care. Apparently mixing's bad so I suppose thats where I went wrong Please God people, tips? I've already had paracetomol about 2 hours ago so ive got to wait another 2 for the next lot. But my head's killing. Come on, youre all pissheads.. how do I stop my head feeling like this?!
And not well.. girls are cnuts I didn't even get a chance to use your thing I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me
brummytom wrote: » I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me
brummytom wrote: » Come on, youre all pissheads.. how do I stop my head feeling like this?!
brummytom wrote: » Ive drank loads of water, it just makes me piss a lot. And not well.. girls are cnuts I didn't even get a chance to use your thing I swear i'll have to turn gay a some point, girls seem to be programmed to hate me
TheZohan wrote: » You have a headache because you're dehydrated. Drink a pint of water and go back to bed. How did you get on with the wenches?
My name is URL wrote: » 2 fried eggs and beans with chillis and a glass of orange juice.. you can't lose