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In the Noclight: Randy

  • 23-08-2009 10:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok, ok, ok ... in atonement for the Noclight threads slipping my mind, and because I may as well throw myself to the lions before the September chaos hits ... here goes!

    Ask!!! :p

    Be warned, though, you may not always get a serious answer!

    Actually, being me, I suppose the warning should be: you may actually get a serious answer at times, and may live to regret it!! SeriousRandy doesn't emerge that often, but when he does, he can tend to be tl;dr! :o

    "Death by wall of text" as Squigloo would put it! :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    1. Redheads or blondes?
    2. Favorite book?
    3. Favorite food?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    What are your views on the Lisbon treaty?
    Which way will you be voting and why?

    If you could switch places with one noc forum regular for a day who would it be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Where'd your name come from?
    What's your favourite forum on boards?
    What's your star sign?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    1.how you doin?:cool:
    2.do you like flamingos?
    3.What do you do for a living?
    4.boobs or bum?
    5.what food do you want right now?
    6.what do you drink?
    7.favourite non alcoholic drink?
    8.any pets?
    9.would you like a red panda?
    10.am i a psycho?
    11.do you read?
    13.if yes what kinds of books?
    14.What did you do for your 18th birthday?
    15.Are you scared of me?
    16.Will you go to the next beers?
    17.What annoys you about people?
    18.Favourite outfit?
    19.can you cook?
    20.Do you live alone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Will you ever be out-innuendoed?

    When you finaly make it to a beers will you;
    a)dance with me and
    b) do one of "those" shots with me?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1. Redheads or blondes?
    Cuffs or collars? :p

    Seriously, I couldn't give a damn.

    I have a couple of gin redhead friends who I'm always slagging, but the truth is I wouldn't see the colour of someone's hair as being in any way relevant, and even on a physical / subconscious level it doesn't seem to make the slightest difference to me; Junior salutes them all! :cool:
    2. Favorite book?
    Oh, lord! I'll go with Lord of the Rings, because I discovered it at ~ 11 and loved it, and keep re-reading it at intervals, but in truth it has a lot to do with the day and my humour.
    3. Favorite food?
    Bacon and (homegrown) cabbage and potatoes, with a good dash of butter and a pint of cold milk, on a hot summer's day (if we ever see the like again! :rolleyes:)

    Yes, I'm a culchie! :p

    Dining out food? Italian or chinese, or steak if they know how to cook it properly!! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    How many phalluses did you count in the movie 300?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    What's you fave forums in boards (other than Noc, obviously!) & why...?

    Are you as horny as your handle & avi would suggest? :eek: :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Onkle wrote: »
    What are your views on the Lisbon treaty?
    Which way will you be voting and why?
    Lisbon is basically a house-cleaning exercise, an attempt to rationalise in some small way the bureaucratic nightmare which the EU has become.

    Lots of paranoid people around the last time, but tbh I think a large percentage of those who voted "no" did so either because they didn't understand it or they wanted to give the govt. a toe up the hole for taking them for granted.

    In fairness to the govt. (:rolleyes:) it's not a treaty which is especially shexy or easy to get out there ... it really is mainly a tidying exercise.

    I spent a full night before the last referendum listening to a fairly senior civil servant and an SC argue it out, and being the two of them they found plenty to argue about ... but the argument was all about minutiae, neither could see why anyone would vote no overall.

    I will be voting yes.
    If you could switch places with one noc forum regular for a day who would it be?
    Heh, interesting question!

    Well, like a lot of men, I wouldn't mind swopping bodies with a wimmen for a day, and exploring ... :cool:

    But if you mean in an actual physically possible sense, probably Kharn ... spend the day picking DeV and Co's brains (and probably getting myself into all sorts of arguments!! :pac:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Can you still speak fluent Kerry?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Favourite Film?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    star-pants wrote: »
    Where'd your name come from?

    If you'll forgive me, Spee, I'm going to be lazy and quote from the last time I answered this one ... :o
    Was sure I had told ye lot this before, but anyways!

    Derives from when I was in college in Galway, a gang of us were out one night, including myself and the then gf, two or three other couples, maybe about 12-14 in all.

    Anyway, one of the lads got caught by his gf glancing at a rather busty-and-proud-of-it young lady passing by, and ofc she started to tease him about it (just in fun, in fairness the same lad wasn't a wanderer and she knew it, just his eye got caught by a fairly obvious display).

    Anyway, the slagging escalated, and the rest of us "taken" lads started ogling every decent looking girl that passed, and the women were telling us off mar dhea. Anyway, we headed back to the house at the end of the night with a fairly large gang in tow, and the eejiting was still going on, until my (by now half-pished plus) gf launches into a mock-tirade about our ungentlemanly behaviour. And giving the alcomaholic consumption she was in good voice (and she was well able to talk at the best of times, we both debated for the college among other things which would tend to practice the vocal chords!! :pac:)

    Anyway, in the middle of it all, having demolished our characters as a group, and started on us individually (and quite wittily, it has to be said) it got to be my turn for the grill. Whatever inspired her, I don't know (though I'm hoping it was 100% Freudian! :pac:) but she begins with the immortal phrase: "... and as for Randy Longhorn over there ..." and she was about to continue, fairly much oblivious, when everyone started to bust their holes laughing!

    It just slipped out so easily and without premeditation, I think that was a lot of what was so funny!

    Now, I took a bow, of course, when I could stop laughing! ... and thought that was the end of it.

    But it stuck like glue among our own set! And there are still a few people around the place who are as likely to address me as Randy as by my given name ... and I mean leaving out Boardsies! :p

    In fact, not too long ago, I was at a meeting with some senior enough people from several of the colleges, and some others, including a lad who would have been on the fringes of that group. Meeting was interesting, and people were into it, and the debate was going back and forth. In the middle of it all, yer man jumps in with "Actually, I agree with Randy because .... blah blah".

    :facepalm:

    Cue some very puzzled looks, apart from one old former prof. of mine, who nearly swallowed his knuckles trying to keep a straight face! :pac:

    I kind of like it as a nick tbh, mainly because it just begs for people to take the mickey :pac: ... but also because I was and am quite fond of she-who-dubbed-me-Sir-Randy!! :p:D
    star-pants wrote: »
    What's your favourite forum on boards?
    These days, Noc, without a doubt.
    star-pants wrote: »
    What's your star sign?
    Gemini ... I iz double trouble! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1-17
    Jeebus!!! :eek:
    how you doin?:cool:
    Och, none so bad!
    2.do you like flamingos?
    No, they're pink.
    3.What do you do for a living?
    Education (formerly youth work).
    boobs or bum?
    Not a big issue, tbh, any more than colour of hair. Bum, by a slight margin, perhaps ...
    what food do you want right now?
    Don't really, not hungry, but I suppose something in the ice-cream line never goes amiss ...
    6.what do you drink?
    Almost anything apart from lager / beer.

    Generally spirits though, and a good single malt is a joy forever ...
    7.favourite non alcoholic drink?
    Tea, probably ...
    8.any pets?
    No, because it wouldn't be fair on them, I wouldn't be around enough. I'm an animal-lover, though ...
    9.would you like a red panda?
    Em ... maybe ... never really thought about it!
    10.am i a psycho?
    Quite possibly ...
    11.do you read?
    Yes, when I have time.
    13.if yes what kinds of books?
    History, fantasy, detective ... ]
    14.What did you do for your 18th birthday?
    Prepared for my LC exam the next day.
    Are you scared of me?
    Nope.
    Will you go to the next beers?
    It's in the lap of the gods ..
    Favourite outfit?
    Anything casual and comfortable ...
    can you cook?
    Yes. Some things quite well.
    Do you live alone?
    Usually / officially / when someone hasn't decided to take over my spare room! :pac:

    Jeez, I need a pi ... I need to be excused for a moment after all that!!

    /mops brow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe



    No, because it wouldn't be fair on them, I wouldn't be around enough. I'm an animal-lover, though ...

    Always boasting, eh? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    trowelled wrote: »
    Will you ever be out-innuendoed?
    Oh, I have been!

    In fact, there's a young boardsie mate of mine with whom I regularly get into jousts, and it depends on the day who wins on points!!

    His new gf is just getting used to us ... she's gone from :eek: to :rolleyes: in a matter of weeks! :D
    trowelled wrote: »
    When you finaly make it to a beers will you;
    a)dance with me
    Extremely unlikely, tbh! :o
    trowelled wrote: »
    b) do one of "those" shots with me?
    Certainly! Such things should be shared!

    In fact, I can usually manage a few a night ... >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    How many phalluses did you count in the movie 300?
    I've never watched it.

    However, the wimmen keep telling me it's quality not quantity ...

    ... though why they keep telling me that I have no idea!! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    However, the wimmen keep telling me it's quality not quantity ...

    ... though why they keep telling me that I have no idea!! :pac:

    Are you saying you have severeal willies?
    That's hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    What's you fave forums in boards (other than Noc, obviously!) & why...?
    Possibly tCN.

    I'm a great believer that people need to lighten up, act the fool and laugh more, if they are to survive the insanity of life ...
    Are you as horny as your handle & avi would suggest? :eek: :o
    I'm a man! :cool:

    Need I say more?! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Certainly! Such things should be shared!

    In fact, I can usually manage a few a night ... >_>

    Sharing is caring....

    That made me chuckle.

    Is there a book that you just couldn't put down?

    Is there a song that could be said to depict the Randy way of life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Can you still speak fluent Kerry?
    Yes, under the right circumstances ... i.e. if I'm down home for a few days or ... well, if I completely lose the rag!! :o
    Always boasting, eh? :pac:
    I stopped notching the byre door long ago, it was starting to fall apart ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Favourite Film?
    Again, I'm not great for having "favourites", but Dead Poets' Society is the one that comes first to mind ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Are you saying you have severeal willies?
    The trophy cabinet is full of them ...





    /sharpens knife and eyes Galva


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Yes, under the right circumstances ... i.e. if I'm down home for a few days or ... well, if I completely lose the rag!! :o
    There is nothing funnier than watching someone be angry in Kerry-speak. It's genuinely hilarious.

    *makes mental notes*
    I stopped notching the byre door long ago, it was starting to fall apart ...

    Poor quality workmanship really is the devil of our times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    The trophy cabinet is full of them ...





    /sharpens knife and eyes Galva

    You're gonna need a bigger boat..


    On topic:

    If you could be any kind of animal for a full year what woul it be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    If you could be any women for a day who would it be?


  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    No, because it wouldn't be fair on them, I wouldn't be around enough. I'm an animal-lover, though ...

    Why are you not around? Where are you when you aren't at home? :p

    I'm a man! :cool:

    Need I say more?! :pac:

    Please do! ;)


    1. What are three facts about you that we would be shocked to know
    2. What is your favourite colour?
    3. Is there a reason you don't seem to have posted a pic of yourself up on Boards?
    4. If not, will you?
    5. What height are you?
    6. What three Nocs (that you have not met previously) would you most like to meet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    trowelled wrote: »
    Is there a book that you just couldn't put down?
    All of them, or at least if they're well-written.

    You know what they say about reading helps you relax and go to sleep?

    With me, that translates into "read and you might go to sleep once you've finished the book" :rolleyes:
    trowelled wrote: »
    Is there a song that could be said to depict the Randy way of life?
    I'm tempted to go with ...



    for the laugh, but the following is probably more accurate! :P



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    There is nothing funnier than watching someone be angry in Kerry-speak. It's genuinely hilarious.
    I know! :D

    Mind you, watching my mother lose the rag didn't tend to be hilarious ...

    I've seen grown men run!!!
    Galvasean wrote: »
    You're gonna need a bigger boat..
    Why, you flooded it out down there again? :pac:
    If you could be any kind of animal for a full year what woul it be?
    Pyrennese Mountain Dog.

    Partly because they're such beautiful creatures, partly because I love the snow.
    Jako8 wrote: »
    If you could be any women for a day who would it be?
    Your girlfriend, of course!! :p :pac: :o:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Why, you flooded it out down there again? :pac:

    Sorta... but in a good way.
    Randy wrote:
    Pyrennese Mountain Dog.

    Partly because they're such beautiful creatures, partly because I love the snow.

    Cool.
    Same question, but replace animal with dinosaur.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    I know! :D

    Mind you, watching my mother lose the rag didn't tend to be hilarious ...

    I've seen grown men run!!!
    Sounds like a Kerry woman alright.
    Why, you flooded it out down there again? :pac:
    Pyrennese Mountain Dog.

    Partly because they're such beautiful creatures, partly because I love the snow.

    Aren't they the dogs that bite fat children in Andorra?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    he can tend to be tl;dr! :o
    May be a bit long sometimes but it is hard not to read your posts.

    Not asking a question just want to say it's been a pleasure talking to you on boards , pleasure reading your posts and you are someone who really makes this place and boards in general special.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Why are you not around? Where are you when you aren't at home? :p
    Elsewhere? :p

    Work entails long hours at certain times of the year; also a fair bit of travelling.
    1. What are three facts about you that we would be shocked to know
    Jaysus! Another Aisling is come amongst us! :p

    Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... :confused:

    1. I have an incorrect number of toenails as a result of a botched operation.

    2. I have never owned a Transformer model, read a Transformer comic or seen a Transformer movie.

    3. I have no overwhelming desire to do any of the above. :o
    2. What is your favourite colour?
    Probably sea-green, whatever the official name for that is.
    3. Is there a reason you don't seem to have posted a pic of yourself up on Boards?
    Three possibilities:

    (a) I like the fact that I can relax and fool around without feeling that anyone from work etc. who happens across boards can identify me and follow every bad joke I make.

    (b) I'm a fugly baxtard.

    (c) a little from column A, a little from column B.

    You decide! :P
    4. If not, will you?
    No.
    5. What height are you?
    A trifle under 5' 10"
    6. What three Nocs (that you have not met previously) would you most like to meet?
    Well, given that there are only 2 (fairly irregular) Nocs that I have actually met, the choice is way too wide ... I'm going to have to conduct a lottery and get back to you! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Same question, but replace animal with dinosaur.
    Em ...

    >_>

    <_<

    ... this guy?


    Aren't they the dogs that bite fat children in Andorra?
    0_o

    Not that I know of?

    I doubt it, they tend to be very equable creatures.
    cHaTbOx wrote: »
    May be a bit long sometimes but it is hard not to read your posts.

    Not asking a question just want to say it's been a pleasure talking to you on boards , pleasure reading your posts and you are someone who really makes this place and boards in general special.
    Aw, shucks! :o

    /applies tissue to teardrop

    Now see what you made me do!! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe



    0_o

    Not that I know of?

    I doubt it, they tend to be very equable creatures.

    Ah it was some kind of Pyrennean dog that was doing that. They got them in to protect sheep from the newly released wolves and tehy started biting tourists.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    /applies tissue to teardrop

    Now see what you made me do!! :o

    Use your supply of tissues for something out of the ordinary... for you?


    /Puts on petrol head

    What is your fantasy car?


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  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Oh, you're in trouble now Mister for this statement:
    Jaysus! Another Aisling is come amongst us! :p

    In order to stick up for myself and Princess Ais I have gone in search of more questions!

    Boards related stuff:
    How did you first come across boards?

    And when did you first become a mod?


    What's your favourite thing about this forum?


    And is there anything you'd like to change about it?


    Non Boards stuff:
    What do you have against Transformers? :eek:

    What's your biggest fear?

    What's a (non crude) talent you have that people wouldn't expect?

    If you were to go on 'Blind date', what one question would you definitely ask the three potential ladies?

    What four things are guaranteed to cheer you up, when you're having a bad day?


    Describe yourself in five words, or less.

    If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you choose? (without being crude!)


    If I asked you "where do you see yourself in 5 years", 5 years ago, what would you have said? Is where you are now better, worse or just different?

    What celebrity looks most like you?

    Have you any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Onkle wrote: »
    /Puts on petrol head

    What is your fantasy car?
    One that drives itself, a la Kitt in Knightrider, and lets me lie back, relax and do ... other things! >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh, you're in trouble now Mister for this statement:

    In order to stick up for myself and Princess Ais I have gone in search of more questions!
    facepalm.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Boards related stuff:
    How did you first come across boards?
    I was an occasional lurker for years before I actually registered (I knew damn well I'd get addicted!)

    I'm not sure how I first fell across it tbh ... I remember hearing casual scuttlebutt around Galway uni about this site John Breslin (based there) and others had going, and how it seemed to be taking off; whether someone pointed it out to me or whether I actually found it on a random search I can't remember.
    And when did you first become a mod?
    Around November, I think?
    What's your favourite thing about this forum?
    The atmosphere, the people, the friendliness, the fact that they don't take themselves or each other too seriously ...
    And is there anything you'd like to change about it?
    Not a lot, really.

    It tends to still revolve a fair bit around the chat thread, and while I don't see that as a major problem, I'm always glad to see other activities / threads going strong ... keeps a better balance.
    What do you have against Transformers? :eek:
    Not a damn thing.

    I just never had anything to do with them; I think the first time someone was on about them here, I went "whut?!"
    What's your biggest fear?
    Em ... old age, I suppose, falling apart physically, esp. blindness, as it was something I was threatened with at a fairly young age. Luckily, my body decided to pull itself together and my sight more or less stopped deteriorating naturally.
    What's a (non crude) talent you have that people wouldn't expect?
    None of my talents are crude! :p

    Earthy, perhaps, but ...

    Jeez .... em .... ceili dancing? ... though I'm well out of practise.
    If you were to go on 'Blind date', what one question would you definitely ask the three potential ladies?
    Now THAT'S the one you should have restricted, I'm very tempted to quote a Kevin Bloody Wilson song at you!! :p

    If I'm to stay polite, probably "how seriously do you take yourself?" ... though it would need to be phrased a bit better.
    What four things are guaranteed to cheer you up, when you're having a bad day?
    1. Friends
    2. Dogs / cats / animals
    3. Bad jokes
    4. A quiet spot by the sea
    Describe yourself in five words, or less.
    WYSIWYG

    That's one word, right? :pac:
    If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you choose? (without being crude!)
    No animal imagery, then? :pac:
    Bacon and (homegrown) cabbage and potatoes, with a good dash of butter and a pint of cold milk, on a hot summer's day (if we ever see the like again! :rolleyes:)

    Yes, I'm a culchie! :p
    If I asked you "where do you see yourself in 5 years", 5 years ago, what would you have said? Is where you are now better, worse or just different?
    I would probably have said "based full-time in Galway" rather than having to flit around the place. Hasn't happened yet, so I suppose slightly worse.
    What celebrity looks most like you?
    Lord, I have no flipping idea! I'm celebrity-phobic!
    Have you any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where?
    Nope, not a one.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,982 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1) If a movie of your life was made, who would you have star as you??

    2) If you could introduce a law tomorrow, what would it be??

    3) Live on a submarine or a space station??

    4) Can you speak any foreign languages??

    5) Favourite country you've travelled to??

    6) Country that you'd most like to visit that you haven't been to yet??

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Oh yay your noclight makes for an interesting and funny read Randy :)

    You seem like a nice guy .............i can tell by these things :pac: :p:p

    So my questions

    What was you favourite santa pressie as a kid?

    Do you like kid's?

    If you dont already have it, what's your dream job?

    Can you play any instruments?

    If not are there any you would like to learn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    1) have you ever taken an innuendo too far, or do you think there is such a thing?

    2) You mentioned steak earlier: how SHOULD it be cooked (burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?)

    3) Is there ever a person you would not make a dirty innuendo to? and why?

    4) do you believe in the after life etc?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    1.what does tldr mean?
    2.Do you like cats?
    3.whats the song thats stuck in your head at the moment?
    4.favourite concert?
    5.crisps of choclate?
    6.do you like musicals?
    7.Have you ever seen any film with al pacino in it?
    8.How old are you?
    9.are you tall?
    10.Can you speak irish?
    11.Able to dance?
    12.Ever get caught doing the nasty?
    13.Do i ask a lot of questions?
    14.ever go horse riding?
    15.Favourite holiday?
    16.Where do you want to see before you die?
    17.Favourite tv show?
    18.Ever dress up as a girl?
    19.Do you dress up for holloween?
    20.Have you got a tv licnese?
    21.Do you vote?
    22.Favourite school subject?
    23.What kinda car do you drive?
    24.Ever go skinny dipping?
    25.Do you miss anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    And now, for the actual* answers! :pac:
    Seriously, I couldn't give a damn.

    I have a couple of gin redhead friends who I'm always slagging, but the truth is I wouldn't see the colour of someone's hair as being in any way relevant, and even on a physical / subconscious level it doesn't seem to make the slightest difference to me; Junior salutes them all!
    Ah now, t'would be a lie to say you don't love gingers....Even the males! >_>


    Bacon and (homegrown) cabbage and potatoes, with a good dash of butter and a pint of cold milk, on a hot summer's day

    Yes, I'm a culchie! :p
    And you'd love some rhubarb tart to top it all off, right? :pac:

    No, they're pink.
    So are your apt walls btw....surprise!! >_>
    Not a big issue, tbh, any more than colour of hair. Bum, by a slight margin, perhaps ...
    Hard to be an issue when you're not seeing any of either, eh? :pac:
    Almost anything apart from lager / beer.

    Generally spirits though, and a good single malt is a joy forever ...
    He's a sucker for cocktails too... and certain shots >_> or maybe it's just the way i make them :D
    No, because it wouldn't be fair on them, I wouldn't be around enough. I'm an animal-lover, though ...
    Sheep lover, to be more specific....true kerry person >_>
    Prepared for my LC exam the next day.
    You can still rememeber it?! :eek:
    Anything casual and comfortable ...
    kerist, if he ever wears anything other than a tshirt and shorts I'll faint with shock :p
    Usually / officially / when someone hasn't decided to take over my spare room! :pac:
    /whistles innocently >_>
    <_<

    I think we're almost out of milk, btw...
    Oh, I have been!

    In fact, there's a young boardsie mate of mine with whom I regularly get into jousts, and it depends on the day who wins on points!!
    You rang? :D Interesting that you'd actually admit defeat!!! muahaahha


    (a) I like the fact that I can relax and fool around without feeling that anyone from work etc. who happens across boards can identify me and follow every bad joke I make.

    (b) I'm a fugly baxtard.

    (c) a little from column A, a little from column B.

    B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B !!!!!!!! Did I mention....B? :pac:
    A trifle under 5' 10"
    Sorry to burst your bubble spud, but I've got a few inches on you....how big is this trifle? :p
    Em ... old age, I suppose, falling apart physically, esp. blindness, as it was something I was threatened with at a fairly young age. Luckily, my body decided to pull itself together and my sight more or less stopped deteriorating naturally.
    /sits on hands...




    *may not be actual answers, also, may contain nuts and serious pish taking of shorthorn :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    koth wrote: »
    1) If a movie of your life was made, who would you have star as you??
    Hmmm ... Johnny Depp? :pac:
    koth wrote: »
    2) If you could introduce a law tomorrow, what would it be??
    Oh lord. There's lots of things I'd like to change about the world, but I've never been especially convinced that laws are the most effective or the best way to effect social change.

    So I'll go with a slightly light-hearted suggestion: that all elected representatives when elected must sell off all business assets / investments etc. (basically everything apart from the family home) and invest the proceeds in "Ireland Inc."

    When they retire, they get their capital returned to them adjusted for profit or loss according to the way the country fared during their term of office.

    Might encourage them to be a bit more careful and industrious in their handling of the country's affairs! :pac:
    koth wrote: »
    3) Live on a submarine or a space station??
    Mildly claustrophobic, so preferably neither.

    Of the two, probably space-station.
    koth wrote: »
    4) Can you speak any foreign languages??
    I used to have reasonable enough Spanish, but it's very very rusty due to lack of use. I can still muddle my way through something written if I take my time, but my brain is far too slow to access the vocab to manage a conversation much beyond ordering a drink or a meal or something like that.
    koth wrote: »
    5) Favourite country you've travelled to??
    Greece, especially the Greek Islands. Lovely people, lovely weather, laid-back pace of life, packed with history and archaeology.
    koth wrote: »
    6) Country that you'd most like to visit that you haven't been to yet??
    Everywhere I haven't been really, if I was rich enough I would spend a lot of my time travelling. Hmmm, Italy I guess, which oddly enough I just haven't landed in yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,960 ✭✭✭trout


    1. What is the randiest thing you've ever done ? Spare no details. Alone time randy doesn't count.
    2. Do you worship Foghorn Leghorn as your Personal Jesushorn ?
    3. Jaffa Cakes or Bourbon Creams ?
    4. Eva Mendes or Keira Knightley ?
    5. What would you do if you were stuck in a lift with Oprah ? No one is watching, and she swears to secrecy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    lolly22 wrote: »
    Oh yay your noclight makes for an interesting and funny read Randy :)

    You seem like a nice guy .............i can tell by these things :pac: :p:p
    Gracias, querida!

    Yo no creo en tomar la vida demasiado en serio, ya que puede haber supuesto! ;)
    lolly22 wrote: »
    So my questions

    What was you favourite santa pressie as a kid?
    Books. Always books. I didn't just read them, I all but ate them!! :rolleyes:
    lolly22 wrote: »
    Do you like kid's?
    Yes, but I wouldn't eat a whole one ... >_>

    Sorry, couldn't resist! :D

    Generally yes, but I prefer them as they get older and can talk to / argue with me! :pac:

    I was a youth worker for several years, so I'm well used to hordes of teenagers around me. I enjoy them at that age I have to say; they would drive you cuckoo at times, but they're also full of life and energy and mischief, and keep you young!
    lolly22 wrote: »
    If you dont already have it, what's your dream job?
    Travel writer, possibly. Certainly I love travelling and seeing new places, and I tend to write a bit from time to time anyway ... or I did when I had the time. To be paid for doing both would be pretty ideal ...
    lolly22 wrote: »
    Can you play any instruments?
    /resists bad joke

    Not a one, I'm afraid.
    lolly22 wrote: »
    If not are there any you would like to learn?
    Oh, I'd love to be able to play any instrument, and preferably several.

    Unfortunately, I'm the musical dunce in a musical (extended) family, and having tried out a few to little avail gave up on it years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1) have you ever taken an innuendo too far, or do you think there is such a thing?
    Probably, though not deliberately. Yes, there is, and it varies depending on context. My sense of humour can be a bit ... earthy, but it's intended to make people grin, not offend them.

    Of course, you will meet a small number of people who are very easily offended by anything, look for something to be offended about in fact ... such people are best avoided.
    3) Is there ever a person you would not make a dirty innuendo to? and why?
    In general, someone who might be offended.

    As I often say on Boards in other circumstances "it's all about context!" Much of life is, really.
    2) You mentioned steak earlier: how SHOULD it be cooked (burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?)
    I was waiting for that one! :p

    Medium rare, so I guess that's "bloody as hell".
    4) do you believe in the after life etc?
    Big question.

    Believe? I'm not sure if I absolutely believe.

    Do I have a strong suspicion that we don't just suddenly stop like a worn-out toy, and that's it ...

    Put it this way, I find it difficult to believe that the universe could be that wasteful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    What annoys Randy about society?

    What's the worst thing you've witnessed happening on a night out (not necessarily personal, more like chaos)?

    The world is facing the apocalypse, pick a team of five to save the world.

    What are the best and worst thing about boards in your opinion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1.what does tldr mean?
    tl;dr = "Too long; didn't read!"

    In general, it implies that someone has become intoxicated with the exuberance of their own verbosity ... >_>
    2.Do you like cats?
    Yes, but I prefer dogs, generally speaking anyway ... the personality of the individual animal is important though.

    I like animals in general, really.
    whats the song thats stuck in your head at the moment?
    Because I went looking for it last night to link it above, "Jizz in my Pants".

    Noice! >.<
    favourite concert?
    Anything open air, in good weather, lively, good atmosphere / company.

    I'm really bad for having "favourites" as such, in anything really. :o
    crisps of choclate?
    Depends on mood, really. Probably crisps overall.
    do you like musicals?
    They wouldn't be top of my list musically, but I'm not a musical-hater.

    I've been in a few ... I went to a secondary school with a really strong musical emphasis, both on the curricular and the extra-curricular side. It was also co-ed, but with roughly a 2:1 female:male ratio (which had lots of advantages! ;)) They were always a bit less fluirseach for lads as a result, and while I couldn't sing for nuts, I had a carrying voice and could kind of act, so I tended to get conscripted for non-singing parts. I have to say they were always great fun to be in, anyway.

    I would tend to prefer the older ones rather than the Andrew Lloyd-Webber et al generation. There's a wonderfully funny old romp which charts (comedically) the life of Percy French, for example, and contains a lot of his songs, but it's hardly ever staged any more ... think it might be called These Golden Years or something like that. And there are some wonderful old songs; this is a personal favourite (and it might hopefully drive that other yoke out of my head! :pac:)


    Have you ever seen any film with al pacino in it?
    Lord yes, loads of them, how could you avoid him?!
    How old are you?
    Old enough to know better, young enough not to care! :P
    are you tall?
    Not especially. Medium height, I suppose.
    Can you speak irish?
    Not especially well. I generally won't speak it, in fact, though I understand it reasonably well if people don't go like racehorses!
    Able to dance?
    Hopeless.
    Ever get caught doing the nasty?
    Yes, kind of. There's nothing nasty about it, though! :p:D
    Do i ask a lot of questions?
    Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!11!!11! :p
    ever go horse riding?
    Yes, quite a lot as a teenager actually. The family of a friend of mine had a small riding stables, and we would spend a fair bit of time on horseback, mooching around the land, doing bits of jobs or checking on stock. I never learned to ride for competition though, that never interested me. I just loved the horses, and it was the handiest way to get around a well-scattered hilly / woody farm.
    Favourite holiday?
    any holiday with good friends, really. Geographically, probably the Greek Islands, as mentioned above.
    Where do you want to see before you die?
    The whole damn world!!
    Favourite tv show?
    Not a big tv fan, and when I do watch it, it tends to be for purposes of escapism / turning off the brain, so ... probably Eureka at the moment.
    Ever dress up as a girl?
    Yep. I did many daft things in my time, especially in college ... probably at least partly the result of sharing a house with a gang of completely lunatic med students.
    Do you dress up for holloween?
    Have been known to (see previous question). Haven't in a few years though.
    Have you got a tv licnese?
    Yes.
    Do you vote?
    Yes.
    Favourite school subject?
    History.
    What kinda car do you drive?
    I don't any more, it used to kill my eyes.
    Ever go skinny dipping?
    Yes.
    Do you miss anyone?
    Yes. My mother; a good friend who died of leukaemia when she was 20; another who died a couple of years later from an aneurism. Friends who have scattered around the world. It's life, little one; the older you get, the more people will disappear.


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