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I am either going out to get drunk or....

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    #32
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    Start a fight, a big fight.


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    #33
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Awww the leaving cert and CAO first round of offers... ah the innocence :rolleyes:, before the wait of the world, crushes your hopes and dreams, you find out after three or four years that you're degree is a useless piece of toilet paper that'll cut the arse off ya, you end up on the dole watching dr. phil, jeremy kyle etc... you're that loaned up to the hills that you become afraid of the letters with little windows. Ah yes, cherish these days folks.


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    #34
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Awww the leaving cert and CAO first round of offers... ah the innocence :rolleyes:, before the wait of the world, crushes your hopes and dreams, you find out after three or four years that you're degree is a useless piece of toilet paper that'll cut the arse off ya, you end up on the dole watching dr. phil, jeremy kyle etc... you're that loaned up to the hills that you become afraid of the letters with little windows. Ah yes, cherish these days folks.

    Haha dont worry I will cherish them. :D:D:D:D I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!


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    #35
    bleg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Flick the bean.


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    #36
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    bleg wrote: »
    Flick the bean.

    That is disgusting :(


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    #37
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,065 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    That is disgusting :(

    You're doing it wrong


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    #38
    DancingQueen:)
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    Congrats!!
    Treat yourself to something nice :)


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    #39
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    Haha dont worry I will cherish them. :D:D:D:D I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!

    What course are you doing, arts? It doesn't matter, you'll be on the dole in three or four years time, trust me if architects and engineers are on it then there's not much hope for the rest of us. College is procrastination for the misinformed, you're better off doing a tefl course and travelling to japan, than staying in this expensive toilet of a country. Excuse my rant, Congratulations in your results and enjoy college!:D


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    #40
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    El Siglo wrote: »
    What course are you doing, arts? It doesn't matter, you'll be on the dole in three or four years time, trust me if architects and engineers are on it then there's not much hope for the rest of us. College is procrastination for the misinformed, you're better off doing a tefl course and travelling to japan, than staying in this expensive toilet of a country. Excuse my rant, Congratulations in your results and enjoy college!:D

    Why do you think I am doing arts?


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    #41
    Mossy Monk
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    SarahChambers wrote: »
    Why do you think I am doing arts?

    He put a ? after arts. So it is in the form of a question.


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    #42
    Dan Dare
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭Dan Dare


    Go and enjoy yourself tonight, don't drink so much that you can't remember the evening (like I did a lifetime ago), and enjoy college,:D


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    #43
    Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    Quazzie wrote: »
    He also spelled a few words wrong which indicates that he, himself, did not get his first choice. Bitter lemons are bitter. :D

    Overused memes are overused.


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    #44
    red_ice
    Registered Users Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    Jeebus wrote: »
    See, you've attempted sarcasm there, but you've failed pretty miserably. Just so you know.

    Seems to me like you dont know what the meaning of sarcasm is.


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    #45
    Mr.Obvious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Mr.Obvious


    Go out, get drunk with lesbian hookers and snort coke off their boobies. At 12;00 take some MDMA. Smoke a spliff when you get kicked out at 2:30 and go back to your place with the lesbian hookers who will be so loved up they'll **** you for free. Take some heroin when the comedown kicks in (it might help you get some sleep).

    Then go bowling.


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    #46
    TheZohanS
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    SarahChambers wrote: »
    I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!

    You're SO lucky. :D


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    #47
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Mr.Obvious wrote: »
    Go out, get drunk with lesbian hookers and snort coke off their boobies. At 12;00 take some MDMA. Smoke a spliff when you get kicked out at 2:30 and go back to your place with the lesbian hookers who will be so loved up they'll **** you for free. Take some heroin when the comedown kicks in (it might help you get some sleep).

    Then go bowling.

    Absolute nonsense

    What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that


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    #48
    Mr.Obvious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Mr.Obvious


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Absolute nonsense

    What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that

    first of all leisure plex is 24 hour. 2nd of all did you read over the bit about getting some sleep>?


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    #49
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Absolute nonsense

    What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that

    The one in Stillorgan used to open quite late. Then again, after all that lot, it'd prolly be some time next tuesday when she found her way home from the woods.

    Oh, and OP,wait until about February,you'll realise your amazing course is ****,your lecturers are ****,you need mega loans for books you need for 3 months,and your BF and your BFF are ****ing.

    Man,when did i lose hope!


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    #50
    orourkeda
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    College is for losers. Try getting a job.

    The sniffing coke off a lesbian hookers boobs sounds interesting. That would be a good way to start the evening.


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    #51
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    Ohhhhhhhh Tesco vodka is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It makes me do bad things :pac:


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    #52
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    SarahChambers wrote: »

    It makes me do bad things :pac:

    Just back from Tesco, bought four bottles. Where are we headed?


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    #53
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Hoi - she's with me buddy,

    Now Sarah, where were we - ahhhhh the donkey video:D


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    #54
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Just back from Tesco, bought four bottles. Where are we headed?

    Yay! Lets got to ucd! might as well get some practice in!! :D


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    #55
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    Ohhhhhhhh Tesco vodka is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It makes me do bad things :pac:

    ...so you had a night of passion with a donkey too!?


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    #56
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    any other suggestions??? I got my CAO offer today and got my first choice course YAY! :D I could just go get drunk, but that is so last year. Anyone got any better ideas?

    Dye the hair on your box magenta and get a clit ring.


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    #57
    Whispered
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    :rolleyes:


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    #58
    AlphaRob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭AlphaRob


    Smoke some 75x salvia while listening to the doors (the end) Full volume in a dark room.....That would be a buzz if i ever did see 1.:D


    or go suck a lemon:cool:


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    #59
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    ...licking the back of used stamps...its such a rush!


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    #60
    A7X
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    FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP


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    #61
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    wooooohoooooo!!!!! another night in town!!!!!!!!!! hope i get over last night before i have to drink more vodka again!!! ps vodka and apple juice is soooo nice!!!!!! :D:D:D


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