I am either going out to get drunk or....

SarahChambers

any other suggestions??? I got my CAO offer today and got my first choice course YAY! I could just go get drunk, but that is so last year. Anyone got any better ideas?

petes

Take heroin. Get laid.

TanG411

I got my CAO choice as well. :pac:
Go bowling! Bowling is good. Agree?

Red_Marauder

Reject the course. Laugh in the face of desire. Don't give in to the CAO that's what they want you to do. You're better than that, man. You always were. Don't be another brick in the wall, another spoke in the wheel, another component in the thing that all the components together make up.

Vasco

Smoke some crack

WIZE

Cocaine and Lesbian hookers

Wompa1

Get a job going to college ain't cheap!

phasers

I'm staying home, I've a terrible headache

DrumSteve

beat a shopkeeper to death with his own shoes so ozzy will go on stage.

MagicMarker

Just save yourself a lot of time and get pregnant now. No point waiting until college to ruin your life.

SarahChambers

Hmmm. Well I guess its town then :pac:

phasers

SarahChambers wrote: »

Hmmm. Well I guess its town then :pac:

WHICH TOWN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?///1/1/1/1

Turd Ferguson

Do the hucklebuck

SarahChambers

phasers wrote: »

WHICH TOWN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?///1/1/1/1

Dublin town baby!!!! I am getting hammered

TheZohanS

SarahChambers wrote: »

Dublin town baby!!!! I am getting hammered

Pics?

Busi_Girl08

Study...it's only a few weeks away!!






Just messin...go get laid!!:cool:

Boom_Bap

go midget hunting, it's out of season at the moment but that makes it more of a challenge.

ohthebaby

I got my first choice too. I'm delighted but not really feeling the need to celebrate for some reason, don't know why.

I wish I did but lots of friends didn't get theirs so it doesn't feel right.

Bummer.

Long Onion

Starve your Afghan wife 'till she puts out, beat a Stawberry pusher seller with a bar, build an anti-onion wall in Curry's, take a jab of Tamiflu and hepl those poor feckers in Borris clean up the sh1te on the streets

red_ice

alert the press of your news, everyone will be extatic to hear of this tremendous occasion.

Jeebus

red_ice wrote: »

alert the press of your news, everyone will be extatic to hear of this tremendous occasion.

See, you've attempted sarcasm there, but you've failed pretty miserably. Just so you know.

Carsinian Thau

SarahChambers wrote: »

Dublin town baby!!!! I am getting hammered

TheZohan wrote: »

Pics?

NSFW*




*= Actually, it is.

Quazzie

Jeebus wrote: »

See, you've attempted sarcasm there, but you've failed pretty miserably. Just so you know.

He also spelled a few words wrong which indicates that he, himself, did not get his first choice. Bitter lemons are bitter.

connundrum

You could stick on some sexy bits and pieces, record a video about your home town, stick it on the interweb and be judged/ridiculed by everyone.

Oh no sorry, thats Aine Chambers.

My name is URL

• Buy some Sharpies
• Stick them in your pooper
• Post pics online
• ???
• I came

Jeebus

Why has nobody mentioned furious masturbation yet ?!

Turd Ferguson

My name is URL wrote: »

• Buy some Sharpies
• Stick them in your pooper
• Post pics online
• ???
• I came

Wrong site dude

wardides

sorry i was too busy furiously masturbating to post!

Carsinian Thau

Jeebus wrote: »

Why has nobody mentioned furious masturbation yet ?!

This is AH. We're all good and wholesome people here.

ScumLord

SarahChambers wrote: »

Dublin town baby!!!! I am getting hammered

Do you mean literally? It's so hard to distinguish joking from pleas for help over the internet.

zonEEE

bitta mdma and float about the place for the day

fizzynicenice

Start a fight, a big fight.

El Siglo

Awww the leaving cert and CAO first round of offers... ah the innocence :rolleyes:, before the wait of the world, crushes your hopes and dreams, you find out after three or four years that you're degree is a useless piece of toilet paper that'll cut the arse off ya, you end up on the dole watching dr. phil, jeremy kyle etc... you're that loaned up to the hills that you become afraid of the letters with little windows. Ah yes, cherish these days folks.

SarahChambers

El Siglo wrote: »

Awww the leaving cert and CAO first round of offers... ah the innocence :rolleyes:, before the wait of the world, crushes your hopes and dreams, you find out after three or four years that you're degree is a useless piece of toilet paper that'll cut the arse off ya, you end up on the dole watching dr. phil, jeremy kyle etc... you're that loaned up to the hills that you become afraid of the letters with little windows. Ah yes, cherish these days folks.

Haha dont worry I will cherish them. :D:D:D I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!

bleg

Flick the bean.

SarahChambers

bleg wrote: »

Flick the bean.

That is disgusting

My name is URL

SarahChambers wrote: »

That is disgusting

You're doing it wrong

DancingQueen:)

Congrats!!
Treat yourself to something nice

El Siglo

SarahChambers wrote: »

Haha dont worry I will cherish them. :D:D:D I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!

What course are you doing, arts? It doesn't matter, you'll be on the dole in three or four years time, trust me if architects and engineers are on it then there's not much hope for the rest of us. College is procrastination for the misinformed, you're better off doing a tefl course and travelling to japan, than staying in this expensive toilet of a country. Excuse my rant, Congratulations in your results and enjoy college!:D

SarahChambers

El Siglo wrote: »

What course are you doing, arts? It doesn't matter, you'll be on the dole in three or four years time, trust me if architects and engineers are on it then there's not much hope for the rest of us. College is procrastination for the misinformed, you're better off doing a tefl course and travelling to japan, than staying in this expensive toilet of a country. Excuse my rant, Congratulations in your results and enjoy college!:D

Why do you think I am doing arts?

Mossy Monk

SarahChambers wrote: »

Why do you think I am doing arts?

He put a ? after arts. So it is in the form of a question.

Dan Dare

Go and enjoy yourself tonight, don't drink so much that you can't remember the evening (like I did a lifetime ago), and enjoy college,:D

Leprachaun

Quazzie wrote: »

He also spelled a few words wrong which indicates that he, himself, did not get his first choice. Bitter lemons are bitter.

Overused memes are overused.

red_ice

Jeebus wrote: »

See, you've attempted sarcasm there, but you've failed pretty miserably. Just so you know.

Seems to me like you dont know what the meaning of sarcasm is.

Mr.Obvious

Go out, get drunk with lesbian hookers and snort coke off their boobies. At 12;00 take some MDMA. Smoke a spliff when you get kicked out at 2:30 and go back to your place with the lesbian hookers who will be so loved up they'll **** you for free. Take some heroin when the comedown kicks in (it might help you get some sleep).

Then go bowling.

TheZohanS

SarahChambers wrote: »

I am doing a good course though so I don't think I need to worry anyway!

You're SO lucky.

Professey Chin

Mr.Obvious wrote: »

Go out, get drunk with lesbian hookers and snort coke off their boobies. At 12;00 take some MDMA. Smoke a spliff when you get kicked out at 2:30 and go back to your place with the lesbian hookers who will be so loved up they'll **** you for free. Take some heroin when the comedown kicks in (it might help you get some sleep).

Then go bowling.

Absolute nonsense

What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that

Mr.Obvious

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Absolute nonsense

What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that

first of all leisure plex is 24 hour. 2nd of all did you read over the bit about getting some sleep>?

Sofiztikated

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Absolute nonsense

What bowling alley would be open by the time she finishes all that

The one in Stillorgan used to open quite late. Then again, after all that lot, it'd prolly be some time next tuesday when she found her way home from the woods.

Oh, and OP,wait until about February,you'll realise your amazing course is ****,your lecturers are ****,you need mega loans for books you need for 3 months,and your BF and your BFF are ****ing.

Man,when did i lose hope!

orourkeda

College is for losers. Try getting a job.

The sniffing coke off a lesbian hookers boobs sounds interesting. That would be a good way to start the evening.

SarahChambers

Ohhhhhhhh Tesco vodka is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It makes me do bad things :pac: