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Anyone else planning on saucing tonight to score leaving certs getting their results?

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    #62
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    There are some depressed girls in the LC forum right now guys, time to make your moves.


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    #63
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    almostnever wrote: »
    I was the youngest in my year and I've just turned 17. Make of that what you will.

    Aww I was 17 when I got my results too :( Thank god for house parties!!!

    Ill be out and about tonight, but not to perve on the youngsters, I just wanna get drunk :pac::pac:


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    #64
    RugbyFanatic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭RugbyFanatic


    I think its quite pathetic that lads actually get excited about LC night because they think they might actually have a chance with drunker, more naive school girls as they get none otherwise. No joke but any of my mates who get excited about LC night are usually the ones that haven't had any luck with women in a long time. Also I think people underestimate the young factor as in my case the girls I knew got sluttier as the years went on peaking at about 21 and then levelling off.


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    #65
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Quazzie wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here

    CLICK
    The epic voice!


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    #66
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    I'm 34 - most of the girls would be 17. 17 goes into 34 twice but 34 won't go into 17 so.............


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    #67
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    newmills wrote: »
    I'm 34 - most of the girls would be 17. 17 goes into 34 twice but 34 won't go into 17 so.............

    Half ways in.


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    #68
    bm365
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭bm365


    Jaysoose wrote: »
    Will from The inbetweeners put it best..

    "Thats still sounds a little bit rapey"

    I think Jay actually put it better when he said:

    "If there is grass on the pitch play ball......and if there isnt, well its too late to stop at that stage"


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    #69
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    bm365 wrote: »
    I think Jay actually put it better when he said:

    "If there is grass on the pitch play ball......and if there isnt, well its too late to stop at that stage"

    Or if there's no grass play in the mud instead.


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    #70
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    It's results night?! Darn it... *removes coat and shoes, digs in for a long night of internetery*.


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    #71
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Chambers should be interesting tonight...

    Or I might just head out and try and find me some young randy buckaroo. I'm only twenteen so it's fine. And I'm also lazy so like...less effort and wrist pain and lock jaw and stuff. (sorry mammy)

    God I'm drunk


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    #72
    2040
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭2040


    If there's grass on the field you play ball, if there isn't you can practice..

    *runs*


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    #73
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    These threads always remind me of a guy I went to college with - he was 23 and always going on about shagging the arse off this one and that one and commenting on how much of a "goer" various women looked... then one night after a good few drinks, he confessed to me and a couple of others he was a virgin. :)
    mayordenis wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with it.
    If adequate protection is used, if the girl is not drunk enough to have no control, if the guy makes it clear it's only physical and doesn't pretend otherwise, if the girl isn't silly and needy and lacking in self respect, if the guy doesn't have the attitude "she's a slut but I'll bone her anyway" then no... there's nothing wrong with it.


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    #74
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    All jokes aside, but I wonder to what extent the ambulance service, along with the gards and the A+E units, are put on alert tonight?


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    #75
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'll rephrase: ****ing a girl who's really pissed and naive and immature (even if legal) is not a good thing - even if it makes insecure guys feel like "da maaaaan". ;)

    Here's a tip: guys are more attractive to women when they don't bow down to macho bollix. :)

    Edit: comment to which this is a response was deleted.


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    #76
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I would but they're bleedin' filthy lookin' where I'm from.


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    #77
    GodSaveTheQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭GodSaveTheQueen


    Dudess wrote: »
    I'll rephrase: ****ing a girl who's really pissed and naive and immature (even if legal) is not a good thing - even if it makes insecure guys feel like "da maaaaan". ;)

    Here's a tip: guys are more attractive to women when they don't bow down to macho bollix. :)

    Edit: comment to which this is a response was deleted.

    o










    k


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    #78
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    GodSaveTheQueen wrote: »
    o










    k

    STOP TROLLING.
    Either post something sensible or don't post.


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    #79
    GodSaveTheQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭GodSaveTheQueen


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    STOP TROLLING.
    Either post something sensible or don't post.

    Is posting OK with the letters real close together.....OK?

    or something...


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    #80
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    GodSaveTheQueen wrote: »
    Is posting OK with the letters real close together.....OK?

    or something...
    You seem to be on a mission to troll AHs and we don't like that.
    I warned you to stop.

    Banned.


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    #81
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    twinytwo wrote: »
    most of the weirdos guys out tonight trying to get it on with a drunk teenager are usually the guys who can not/are unable to get any.... sad really
    I'd have some bit of respect for them if they actually tried to physically do it, but I'd imagine it's highly likely to be just talk. :)


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    #82
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Dude..
    That's my bread and butter..

    Have you never had "I'm going to find a way of making my daddy angry" sex?
    It's fantastic.

    Drunk Leaving certers FTW!!

    Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men wannabe!


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    #83
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Giancarlo Plump Refrigerator wrote: »
    Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men wannabe!


    Bingo, when i read it again I heard it in Charlies voice.


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    #84
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    just back, scored 2 but felt a bit odd in the nightclub... a bit weird alright. young uns def hotter these days though and lads taller, it's like they're yanks.

    yeah, won't be doing it again next year.

    i'm stuck with the mid 20s fat irish hairy ones. ah well.


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    #85
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    georgiecasey wrote: »
    i know a few 18 year olds anyway, the stories from the girls would shock a pornstar. young uns today are way sluttier than back in my day, and better looking. .


    Hey now that i have ya. Tell us the stories!!


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    #86
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    i told all the stories i know back in another post! they're not great tbh. but everyone i know agrees, young women these days are sluts. i'm telling ya, they're a different breed.


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    #87
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    You're a catch. :rolleyes:


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    #88
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    georgiecasey wrote: »
    i told all the stories i know back in another post! they're not great tbh. but everyone i know agrees, young women these days are sluts. i'm telling ya, they're a different breed.

    can i be in your gang your like cool


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    #89
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    georgiecasey wrote: »
    just back, scored 2 but felt a bit odd in the nightclub... a bit weird alright. young uns def hotter these days though and lads taller, it's like they're yanks.

    yeah, won't be doing it again next year.

    i'm stuck with the mid 20s fat irish hairy ones. ah well.

    So only America has tall lads and hot 'young un's'


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    #90
    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    Big Girls are bootiful


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    #91
    donster79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭donster79


    mmm leaving certs with their pert, skinny, tight little bodies and nice skin


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