Anyone else planning on saucing tonight to score leaving certs getting their results?

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 12-08-2009 1:59pm

brendansmith wrote: »

Tell us some!!!

ah nothing special. went on a date with this leaving cert from an all girls school in a certain part of the country and she'd some stories.

-2 of her friends when they were 14 got into a nightclub in the city, and lost their virginity to two 21 year olds up against the wall in a closeby alleyway
- these all-girls school ladies don't know much lads except this gay lad from another school. but they're mad for riding. so 6 of them lost their cherries to the gay guy after nights out! what a legend.

and a friend of mine rode an 18 year old hairdresser just out of leaving cert who 'told him' she's rode 16 lads and named them all.

YFlyer · 12-08-2009 2:03pm

georgiecasey wrote: »

ah nothing special. went on a date with this leaving cert from an all girls school in a certain part of the country and she'd some stories.

-2 of her friends when they were 14 got into a nightclub in the city, and lost their virginity to two 21 year olds up against the wall in a closeby alleyway
- these all-girls school ladies don't know much lads except this gay lad from another school. but they're mad for riding. so 6 of them lost their cherries to the gay guy after nights out! what a legend.

and a friend of mine rode an 18 year old hairdresser just out of leaving cert who 'told him' she's rode 16 lads and named them all.

That guy gets around

Local-womanizer · 12-08-2009 2:09pm

Quazzie wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

CLICK

No one ever questions why he is in a young girls house with a camera crew

Iam on to him.......

GLaDOS · 12-08-2009 2:12pm

I'm headin out tonight, cos a lot of my friends and my girlfriend are getting their results. Barcode...eugh.

Adamcp898 · 12-08-2009 2:22pm

georgiecasey wrote: »

ah nothing special. went on a date with this leaving cert from an all girls school in a certain part of the country and she'd some stories.

-2 of her friends when they were 14 got into a nightclub in the city, and lost their virginity to two 21 year olds up against the wall in a closeby alleyway
- these all-girls school ladies don't know much lads except this gay lad from another school. but they're mad for riding. so 6 of them lost their cherries to the gay guy after nights out! what a legend.

and a friend of mine rode an 18 year old hairdresser just out of leaving cert who 'told him' she's rode 16 lads and named them all.

Ah they fell for that old cherry

Aye probably will head out

Tea_Bag · 12-08-2009 2:34pm

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Ah they fell for that old cherry

Aye probably will head out

thank god im not the only person who saw that.

who falls for the gay friend pitty ride these days? were alone together blah blah.

Porkpie · 12-08-2009 2:38pm

Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

JohnThomas09 · 12-08-2009 3:05pm

twinytwo wrote: »

most of the weirdos guys out tonight trying to get it on with a drunk teenager are usually the guys who can not/are unable to get any.... sad really

no their usually the guys who already have a girlfirend who's working tomorrow and not out tonight.They will head out and get themselves a better looking girl who's willing to do whatever they want.;)

Quint · 12-08-2009 3:28pm

georgiecasey wrote: »

yeah, that's the reason. nothing to do with the fact that 18 year olds havn't yet turned into fat irish women, and ruined their face with fags, etc, etc

give em a few years though

Ah yes, the mantra of the guy who can't score

almostnever · 12-08-2009 3:30pm

I was the youngest in my year and I've just turned 17. Make of that what you will.

phasers · 12-08-2009 3:37pm

There are some depressed girls in the LC forum right now guys, time to make your moves.

Cupcake_Crisis · 12-08-2009 3:39pm

almostnever wrote: »

I was the youngest in my year and I've just turned 17. Make of that what you will.

Aww I was 17 when I got my results too

Thank god for house parties!!!

Ill be out and about tonight, but not to perve on the youngsters, I just wanna get drunk :pac::pac:

RugbyFanatic · 12-08-2009 3:42pm

I think its quite pathetic that lads actually get excited about LC night because they think they might actually have a chance with drunker, more naive school girls as they get none otherwise. No joke but any of my mates who get excited about LC night are usually the ones that haven't had any luck with women in a long time. Also I think people underestimate the young factor as in my case the girls I knew got sluttier as the years went on peaking at about 21 and then levelling off.

Jesus Juice · 12-08-2009 3:48pm

Quazzie wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

CLICK

The epic voice!

newmills · 12-08-2009 3:53pm

I'm 34 - most of the girls would be 17. 17 goes into 34 twice but 34 won't go into 17 so.............

YFlyer · 12-08-2009 3:58pm

newmills wrote: »

I'm 34 - most of the girls would be 17. 17 goes into 34 twice but 34 won't go into 17 so.............

Half ways in.

bm365 · 12-08-2009 7:39pm

Jaysoose wrote: »

Will from The inbetweeners put it best..

"Thats still sounds a little bit rapey"

I think Jay actually put it better when he said:

"If there is grass on the pitch play ball......and if there isnt, well its too late to stop at that stage"

WeeBushy · 12-08-2009 7:57pm

bm365 wrote: »

I think Jay actually put it better when he said:

"If there is grass on the pitch play ball......and if there isnt, well its too late to stop at that stage"

Or if there's no grass play in the mud instead.

ChocolateSauce · 12-08-2009 8:10pm

It's results night?! Darn it... *removes coat and shoes, digs in for a long night of internetery*.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 12-08-2009 8:20pm

Chambers should be interesting tonight...

Or I might just head out and try and find me some young randy buckaroo. I'm only twenteen so it's fine. And I'm also lazy so like...less effort and wrist pain and lock jaw and stuff. (sorry mammy)

God I'm drunk

12-08-2009 8:32pm

If there's grass on the field you play ball, if there isn't you can practice..

*runs*

Dudess · 12-08-2009 8:51pm

These threads always remind me of a guy I went to college with - he was 23 and always going on about shagging the arse off this one and that one and commenting on how much of a "goer" various women looked... then one night after a good few drinks, he confessed to me and a couple of others he was a virgin.

mayordenis wrote: »

Nothing wrong with it.

If adequate protection is used, if the girl is not drunk enough to have no control, if the guy makes it clear it's only physical and doesn't pretend otherwise, if the girl isn't silly and needy and lacking in self respect, if the guy doesn't have the attitude "she's a slut but I'll bone her anyway" then no... there's nothing wrong with it.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 12-08-2009 9:03pm

All jokes aside, but I wonder to what extent the ambulance service, along with the gards and the A+E units, are put on alert tonight?

Dudess · 12-08-2009 9:11pm

I'll rephrase: ****ing a girl who's really pissed and naive and immature (even if legal) is not a good thing - even if it makes insecure guys feel like "da maaaaan".

Here's a tip: guys are more attractive to women when they don't bow down to macho bollix.

Edit: comment to which this is a response was deleted.

That_Guy · 12-08-2009 9:13pm

I would but they're bleedin' filthy lookin' where I'm from.

GodSaveTheQueen · 12-08-2009 9:14pm

Dudess wrote: »

I'll rephrase: ****ing a girl who's really pissed and naive and immature (even if legal) is not a good thing - even if it makes insecure guys feel like "da maaaaan".

Here's a tip: guys are more attractive to women when they don't bow down to macho bollix.

Edit: comment to which this is a response was deleted.

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Sharpshooter · 12-08-2009 9:19pm

GodSaveTheQueen wrote: »

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STOP TROLLING.
Either post something sensible or don't post.

GodSaveTheQueen · 12-08-2009 9:23pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

STOP TROLLING.
Either post something sensible or don't post.

Is posting OK with the letters real close together.....OK?

or something...

Sharpshooter · 12-08-2009 9:27pm

GodSaveTheQueen wrote: »

Is posting OK with the letters real close together.....OK?

or something...

You seem to be on a mission to troll AHs and we don't like that.
I warned you to stop.

Banned.

Dudess · 12-08-2009 9:52pm

twinytwo wrote: »

most of the weirdos guys out tonight trying to get it on with a drunk teenager are usually the guys who can not/are unable to get any.... sad really

I'd have some bit of respect for them if they actually tried to physically do it, but I'd imagine it's highly likely to be just talk.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 12-08-2009 10:13pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Dude..
That's my bread and butter..

Have you never had "I'm going to find a way of making my daddy angry" sex?
It's fantastic.

Drunk Leaving certers FTW!!

Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men wannabe!

brendansmith · 12-08-2009 10:55pm

Giancarlo Plump Refrigerator wrote: »

Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men wannabe!

Bingo, when i read it again I heard it in Charlies voice.

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 13-08-2009 2:59am

just back, scored 2 but felt a bit odd in the nightclub... a bit weird alright. young uns def hotter these days though and lads taller, it's like they're yanks.

yeah, won't be doing it again next year.

i'm stuck with the mid 20s fat irish hairy ones. ah well.

brendansmith · 13-08-2009 3:03am

georgiecasey wrote: »

i know a few 18 year olds anyway, the stories from the girls would shock a pornstar. young uns today are way sluttier than back in my day, and better looking. .

Hey now that i have ya. Tell us the stories!!

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 13-08-2009 3:08am

i told all the stories i know back in another post! they're not great tbh. but everyone i know agrees, young women these days are sluts. i'm telling ya, they're a different breed.

bronte · 13-08-2009 3:37am

You're a catch. :rolleyes:

Snowie · 13-08-2009 3:43am

georgiecasey wrote: »

i told all the stories i know back in another post! they're not great tbh. but everyone i know agrees, young women these days are sluts. i'm telling ya, they're a different breed.

can i be in your gang your like cool

Super-Rush · 13-08-2009 4:03am

georgiecasey wrote: »

just back, scored 2 but felt a bit odd in the nightclub... a bit weird alright. young uns def hotter these days though and lads taller, it's like they're yanks.

yeah, won't be doing it again next year.

i'm stuck with the mid 20s fat irish hairy ones. ah well.

So only America has tall lads and hot 'young un's'

renraw · 13-08-2009 4:09am

Big Girls are bootiful

donster79 · 13-08-2009 9:28am

mmm leaving certs with their pert, skinny, tight little bodies and nice skin

DigiGal · 13-08-2009 9:33am

donster79 wrote: »

mmm leaving certs with their pert, skinny, tight little bodies and nice skin

Too far...possibly

most of them were big orange yokes anyway, the kind that are born an aul-one....

DigiGal · 13-08-2009 9:35am

I had miine last night.....went to the cinema with my bf, had a few drinks at my friends gig, left town about 12:30, went to my bf's parents, ahd drinks with them. Went home, Xbox, 3in1 some beer....all in all a sucessful night without any drunken mishaps...always good

prinz · 13-08-2009 9:41am

DigiGal wrote: »

I had miine last night.....went to the cinema with my bf, had a few drinks at my friends gig, left town about 12:30, went to my bf's parents, ahd drinks with them. Went home, Xbox, 3in1 some beer....all in all a sucessful night without any drunken mishaps...always good

a foursome.......always good!

funk-you · 13-08-2009 9:43am

DigiGal wrote: »

I had miine last night.....went to the cinema with my bf, had a few drinks at my friends gig, left town about 12:30, went to my bf's parents, ahd drinks with them. Went home, Xbox, 3in1 some beer....all in all a sucessful night without any drunken mishaps...always good

That doesn't sound slutty at all. I demand my belief in slutty jungwans back.

-Funk

Quint · 13-08-2009 9:50am

georgiecasey wrote: »

just back, scored 2 but felt a bit odd in the nightclub... a bit weird alright. young uns def hotter these days though and lads taller, it's like they're yanks.

yeah, won't be doing it again next year.

i'm stuck with the mid 20s fat irish hairy ones. ah well.

"Scored"? You mean kissed? Wow! amazing! Kissed 2 drunk kids! Sounds like a wild night, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell will be making a film about that one soon.

Dragan · 13-08-2009 9:53am

Quint wrote: »

"Scored"? You mean kissed? Wow! amazing! Kissed 2 drunk kids! Sounds like a wild night, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell will be making a film about that one soon.

If he stays with girls this time, it could be movie material.

Piste · 13-08-2009 12:24pm

I drank lots of bubbly-stayed sober- had 2 Jagerbombs- stayed sober. Went to Crawdaddy which didn't fill up until pretty late as everyone was in Tripod. Met a maths teacher from our school there which was....odd.

Were any of you "legends" the guys I saw out last night? The guys who appeared to be in the club on their own and would dance up behind every girl in a circle of girls then move on to another group when it became painfully obvious the girls were well aware of his sleaziness?

Tea_Bag · 13-08-2009 12:36pm

Piste wrote: »

I drank lots of bubbly-stayed sober- had 2 Jagerbombs- stayed sober. Went to Crawdaddy which didn't fill up until pretty late as everyone was in Tripod. Met a maths teacher from our school there which was....odd.

Were any of you "legends" the guys I saw out last night? The guys who appeared to be in the club on their own and would dance up behind every girl in a circle of girls then move on to another group when it became painfully obvious the girls were well aware of his sleaziness?

i gather from that rant that you're a girl.

hello..

rubadub · 13-08-2009 12:36pm

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Hmnnnn taking advantage of young inebriated women with their guard down....... never cool.

So are drunk young lads fair game? the OP never said what he was after, sounds like he's not too choosy.

Anyone else planning on saucing tonight to score leaving certs getting their results?

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