How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 1:10pm

Choose me to be a ref (4 years MA experience), I know all the rules: Fair fight only, no horseshoes in the gloves, no kicks or punches below the belt... No wait... Rule last one out...

Abi · 13-07-2009 1:21pm

Thanks for the groin guard Peter, but Abi doesn't need it.

All I'm going in with is this and this, and I'm comin' out in this :pac:

McArmalite · 13-07-2009 1:22pm

The Mixed Martial Arts fighter from Dublin Ashling Daly, aka "Ash the Bash" would easily beat the average man, easy. Now as far as I know she hasn't fought any man in the cage, but she did tap out a guy in at least one Brailian Jiu Jitsu tournament ( BJJ you can only wrestle, no strikes allowed). Ashling isn't what some of you might imagine, a brainless Amazon of a woman. She actually has degree from UCD.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Aisling-Daly-25245

Here she is in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbWVsFJQHDA&feature=related

Blazer · 13-07-2009 1:23pm

Some sound advice for men about to be attacked by women.
quote any of the following and while they're distracted RUN.

1. Look!.. a shoe shop and there's a sale on.
2. I can see your pantyline.
3. As per the advise for running away from Crocodiles run in a zigzag motion to confuse them. Anyone that's seen a women trying to turn in a car will know this.

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 1:36pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Thanks for the groin guard Peter, but Abi doesn't need it.

All I'm going in with is this and this, and I'm comin' out in this :pac:

I see your tank, and i raise you one of these

It's bigger and therefore better. Also, when we're done, i plan to destroy the hill of tara 'by accident'

rossie1977 · 13-07-2009 1:43pm

gina carona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBjKVKkRhI

Canis Lupus · 13-07-2009 1:56pm

rossie1977 wrote: »

gina carona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBjKVKkRhI

I think I may be a little in love.

DarkJager · 13-07-2009 2:00pm

0.

It would be very hard for even a group of 10 females to overpower a male if he's flipped into blind rage mode. If the male is submissive, then maybe 2 or 3. Though 'd seriously doubt any man would let himself be beaten senseless by anyone without at least throwing some punches back.

Edit: That figure is assuming there are no black belt bench pressing wimmins involved in the attack.

Acacia · 13-07-2009 2:08pm

One nice pair of tits should do it.

Latchy · 13-07-2009 2:11pm

rossie1977 wrote: »

gina carona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBjKVKkRhI

She can escort me home at night anytime ...

Dragan · 13-07-2009 2:12pm

PeterLT wrote: »

In regard to female/male low kicks, there are a big advantage for women there. There is nothing between the legs that could affect power, speed and accuracy of mighty Kin Geri (Groin Kick in Japanese)

Dude, you probably should know this by now but there are more nerve endings crammed between the legs of a woman than pretty much anywhere else on the human body.

If you can't drop a chick with **** punt then you need to try harder.

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 2:23pm

Dragan wrote: »

If you can't drop a chick with **** punt then you need to try harder.

I'll be honest, I have never tried that. And will keep it that way...

DarkJager · 13-07-2009 2:25pm

Dragan wrote: »

Dude, you probably should know this by now but there are more nerve endings crammed between the legs of a woman than pretty much anywhere else on the human body.

If you can't drop a chick with **** punt then you need to try harder.

Falcon Punch works surprisingly well

Abi · 13-07-2009 2:27pm

Dragan wrote: »

Dude, you probably should know this by now but there are more nerve endings crammed between the legs of a woman than pretty much anywhere else on the human body.

If you can't drop a chick with **** punt then you need to try harder.

It would want to be a verrry precise kick. Her- already on the ground legs askew kinda precise. But if the kick was hard enough to break the pelvic bone, that would set her back a bit.

javaboy · 13-07-2009 2:29pm

Dragan wrote: »

Dude, you probably should know this by now but there are more nerve endings crammed between the legs of a woman than pretty much anywhere else on the human body.

So the rumour goes. But you try finding the buggers!

ShooterSF · 13-07-2009 2:30pm

See chicks are just too clever at times. Even to this day they offer conflicting reports as to how sore a c-punt is. This leaves men unsure to their approach where as we let them all know our kryptonite so they know where to focus.

Dragan · 13-07-2009 2:32pm

Abigayle wrote: »

It would want to be a verrry precise kick. Her- already on the ground legs askew kinda precise. But if the kick was hard enough to break the pelvic bone, that would set her back a bit.

Whether you be kicking a man or a woman, you want to catch them mid stride!! Also,exaggerate the point in your toe and kick straight up.

In all honesty though, at the most basic level of "man vs woman", it's always even. It's only when you start adding specific scenarios that are designed to favour the one or the other that variations will occur.

peasant · 13-07-2009 2:35pm

After reading this thread, we'll all be walking sideways from now on

Abi · 13-07-2009 2:36pm

javaboy wrote: »

So the rumour goes. But you try finding the buggers!

Clit / around and just inside the love tunnel

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 2:37pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Clit / around and just inside the love tunnel

I know where it is, i just choose to ignore it!

javaboy · 13-07-2009 2:39pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Clit / around and just inside the love tunnel

Gibberish. It's all gibberish. Somebody should invent ClitNav or something. After 6mm, turn right. After a tiny bit to the left no right no left no up no down, turn left. At the roundabout, be double-jointed.

Us guys would probably still reach our destinations first anyway.

Abi · 13-07-2009 2:44pm

javaboy wrote: »

Us guys would probably still reach our destinations first anyway.

And then get sleepy and half arsed... or in fact fall asleep. Thats why insist on reaching my umm destination first

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I know where it is, i just choose to ignore it!

Now heres a guy that deserves a kick in the balls =P

Degsy · 13-07-2009 2:49pm

Abigayle wrote: »

And then get sleepy and half arsed... or in fact fall asleep. Thats why insist on reaching my umm destination first

Do the woman first,is my motto..then they'll think you're wonderfully unselfish and stuff.

grenache · 13-07-2009 2:56pm

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 2:58pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Now heres a guy that deserves a kick in the balls =P

And this improves the clit finding situation how?
Nothing like a good kick in the nuts to put a dampner on things.

:P

Wazdakka · 13-07-2009 3:13pm

thelordofcheese wrote: »

And this improves the clit finding situation how?
Nothing like a good kick in the nuts to put a dampner on things.

:P

This thread seems to have turned into an Abi and lordofthecheese flirtfest / opportunity to thank each others posts...

OT.

Honestly, In a no holds barred, life or death fight.
Ball kicking, boob bashing, and face boxing allowed.

I think It'd take three women.. Maybe more.

A guy is going to be in a lot of pain after being kicked in the nadgers
But in fairness, We are physically stronger, and an average 80Kg 6ft guy punching an average 60Kg 5ft8 women full force in the face would bloody break her.

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 3:21pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

This thread seems to have turned into an Abi and lordofthecheese flirtfest / opportunity to thank each others posts...

That's flirting?

I'm now terrified and i'm going to lock myself in my room with some gin and cats until i die of old age.

Saibh · 13-07-2009 3:38pm

javaboy wrote: »

Gibberish. It's all gibberish. Somebody should invent ClitNav or something. After 6mm, turn right. After a tiny bit to the left no right no left no up no down, turn left. At the roundabout, be double-jointed.

You would have decide if you wanted to hear the instructions in a male or female voice or have it on silent...

Abi · 13-07-2009 5:07pm

Dragan wrote:

Whether you be kicking a man or a woman, you want to catch them mid stride!!

And to have stealthy moves

In all honesty though, at the most basic level of "man vs woman", it's always even.It's only when you start adding specific scenarios that are designed to favour the one or the other that variations will occur.

Dont think many of the lads would agree with you on that one! :pac: And by specifics you mean fighting dirty / going for certain areas?

Wazdakka wrote: »

This thread seems to have turned into an Abi and lordofthecheese flirtfest / opportunity to thank each others posts...

Wtf??

I had a bit of banter with him, amongst others. 3 of LOTC's posts amused me and I won't apolgise for showing appreciation. Way to kill a thread.

Manic Moran · 13-07-2009 5:17pm

One, if they have a gun.

"God created all men. Samuel Colt made them all equal"

NTM

How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

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