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How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

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  • 13-07-2009 9:19am
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    cjbh
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭


    when I say average, I mean, average height, weight, age, etc.
    No specific fighting experience beyond that which is average

    How many women would it take to beat up a man??

    Just a fun question. No offence to AMEN, domestic violence groups etc.

    Of course no self-respecting man would fight a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...
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    Pop's Diner
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    3


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    thelordofcheese
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    six and half.

    Fuckin' midgets.......


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    Saibh
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    cjbh wrote: »
    no self-respecting man would fight a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...
    And no self-respecting woman would fight a man either


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    peasant
    Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    one

    good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:


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    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    peasant wrote: »
    one

    good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:

    Sssshhhhh! You're letting them know our weakness!


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    cjbh wrote: »
    How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

    Depends how long it's been since they've showered.

    -Funk


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    javaboy
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    One. Naked. Job done.


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    Whosbetter?
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    53.
    3 to do the overpowering.
    50 to 'share the experiance'.


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    Degsy
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    I'd happily let one woman do it!
    More would be better though.


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    LouOB
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    An average curry could take down an average Irish man

    Most of the male popluation (a generalisation btw) are weaklings


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    WindSock
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    2 in theory by using non violent crises intervention techniques. Or 1 by doing a full Willie Nelson technique.


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    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Oh wonderful. Another potentially volatile men v's women thread.

    Yawn.:rolleyes:


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,244 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Depends - who's driving?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Pherekydes
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    Physically or intellectually?

    If it's the former, 2. If it's the latter, 1/3.


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    DB10
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    3-4.


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    PeterLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    peasant wrote: »
    one

    good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:

    Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/victim-traumatised-after-kick-to-testicles-1808993.html


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    Abi
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    Trí wrote: »
    Oh wonderful. Another potentially volatile men v's women thread.

    Yawn.:rolleyes:


    Its a small penis thing. Let 'em have their moment :)


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    KTRIC
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    Usually 2 , but they have to be sisters


    Oh and lesbians



    and preferably blonde.


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    My name is URL
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    PeterLT wrote: »
    Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/victim-traumatised-after-kick-to-testicles-1808993.html

    Jayzuz the head on that yoke. Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    cjbh wrote: »
    Of course no self-respecting man would ever loose a fight with a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...

    FYP


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    Abi
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Jayzuz the head on that yoke. Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to

    Damn you. I was going to use 'raw' for you an' all :pac:


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Damn you. I was going to use 'raw' for you an' all :pac:

    She is the definition of raw :pac:


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    PeterLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to

    In regard to female/male low kicks, there are a big advantage for women there. There is nothing between the legs that could affect power, speed and accuracy of mighty Kin Geri (Groin Kick in Japanese)


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    WindSock
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    PeterLT wrote: »
    Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

    Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.


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    PeterLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    WindSock wrote: »
    Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

    Yes. In real situacions. Not on AH


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    Pherekydes
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    Wazdakka wrote: »
    FYP

    FYFYPP
    cjbh wrote: »
    Of course no self-respecting man would ever loose lose a fight with a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...


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    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Two.

    Hi I'm Sally.
    Hi I'm Jane.
    Would you like a threesome?


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    peasant
    Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    WindSock wrote: »
    Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

    Don't do it in jest though ...the pain is excruciating


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    WindSock wrote: »
    Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

    Yet If we were attacked by a woman..
    And I mean hell for leather scratching, kicking, punching, whatever,
    It's very bad form for a man to just box her in the face.

    Dont get me wrong.. I agree that it would be bloody terrible, And If I'd heard anyone who had done it I'd want to hit them..
    I'm just having a bit of trouble figuring out why.. Big double standard there.


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    thelordofcheese
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    PeterLT wrote: »
    In regard to female/male low kicks, there are a big advantage for women there. There is nothing between the legs that could affect power, speed and accuracy of mighty Kin Geri (Groin Kick in Japanese)

    This leaves me wondering about the effectivness of a cunt punt. While women have their reproductive bits hidden inside them, surely a high speed boot to the cave of fleshy delights would be pretty damn sore.



    unless they're into that sort of thing....


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