How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

cjbh · 13-07-2009 8:19am #1

when I say average, I mean, average height, weight, age, etc.
No specific fighting experience beyond that which is average

How many women would it take to beat up a man??

Just a fun question. No offence to AMEN, domestic violence groups etc.

Of course no self-respecting man would fight a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...

Pop's Diner · 13-07-2009 8:19am

3

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 8:21am

six and half.

Fuckin' midgets.......

Saibh · 13-07-2009 8:24am

cjbh wrote: »

no self-respecting man would fight a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...

And no self-respecting woman would fight a man either

peasant · 13-07-2009 8:25am

one

good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:

Pop's Diner · 13-07-2009 8:26am

peasant wrote: »

one

good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:

Sssshhhhh! You're letting them know our weakness!

funk-you · 13-07-2009 8:27am

cjbh wrote: »

How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

Depends how long it's been since they've showered.

-Funk

javaboy · 13-07-2009 8:28am

One. Naked. Job done.

Whosbetter? · 13-07-2009 10:35am

53.
3 to do the overpowering.
50 to 'share the experiance'.

Degsy · 13-07-2009 10:37am

I'd happily let one woman do it!
More would be better though.

LouOB · 13-07-2009 10:40am

An average curry could take down an average Irish man

Most of the male popluation (a generalisation btw) are weaklings

WindSock · 13-07-2009 10:43am

2 in theory by using non violent crises intervention techniques. Or 1 by doing a full Willie Nelson technique.

Wurly · 13-07-2009 10:45am

Oh wonderful. Another potentially volatile men v's women thread.

Yawn.:rolleyes:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 13-07-2009 10:46am

Depends - who's driving?

Pherekydes · 13-07-2009 10:47am

Physically or intellectually?

If it's the former, 2. If it's the latter, 1/3.

DB10 · 13-07-2009 10:49am

3-4.

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 10:50am

peasant wrote: »

one

good, hard kick in the balls, job done :pac:

Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/victim-traumatised-after-kick-to-testicles-1808993.html

Abi · 13-07-2009 10:51am

Trí wrote: »

Oh wonderful. Another potentially volatile men v's women thread.

Yawn.:rolleyes:

Its a small penis thing. Let 'em have their moment

KTRIC · 13-07-2009 10:51am

Usually 2 , but they have to be sisters

Oh and lesbians

and preferably blonde.

My name is URL · 13-07-2009 10:52am

PeterLT wrote: »

Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/victim-traumatised-after-kick-to-testicles-1808993.html

Jayzuz the head on that yoke. Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to

Wazdakka · 13-07-2009 10:52am

cjbh wrote: »

Of course no self-respecting man would ever loose a fight with a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...

FYP

Abi · 13-07-2009 10:56am

My name is URL wrote: »

Jayzuz the head on that yoke. Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to

Damn you. I was going to use 'raw' for you an' all :pac:

My name is URL · 13-07-2009 11:02am

Abigayle wrote: »

Damn you. I was going to use 'raw' for you an' all :pac:

She is the definition of raw :pac:

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 11:06am

My name is URL wrote: »

Your man should have kicked her in the balls before she got the chance to

In regard to female/male low kicks, there are a big advantage for women there. There is nothing between the legs that could affect power, speed and accuracy of mighty Kin Geri (Groin Kick in Japanese)

WindSock · 13-07-2009 11:06am

PeterLT wrote: »

Ouch... Girls, please don't do that. Pretty pretty please...

Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 11:09am

WindSock wrote: »

Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

Yes. In real situacions. Not on AH

Pherekydes · 13-07-2009 11:11am

Wazdakka wrote: »

FYP

FYFYPP

cjbh wrote: »

Of course no self-respecting man would ever loose lose a fight with a woman, but just hypothetically speaking...

Loomis · 13-07-2009 11:12am

Two.

Hi I'm Sally.
Hi I'm Jane.
Would you like a threesome?

peasant · 13-07-2009 11:12am

WindSock wrote: »

Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

Don't do it in jest though ...the pain is excruciating

Wazdakka · 13-07-2009 11:13am

WindSock wrote: »

Do what must be done. If I am getting attacked by a man, I don't really care about fighting ettiquette.

Yet If we were attacked by a woman..
And I mean hell for leather scratching, kicking, punching, whatever,
It's very bad form for a man to just box her in the face.

Dont get me wrong.. I agree that it would be bloody terrible, And If I'd heard anyone who had done it I'd want to hit them..
I'm just having a bit of trouble figuring out why.. Big double standard there.

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 11:13am

PeterLT wrote: »

In regard to female/male low kicks, there are a big advantage for women there. There is nothing between the legs that could affect power, speed and accuracy of mighty Kin Geri (Groin Kick in Japanese)

This leaves me wondering about the effectivness of a cunt punt. While women have their reproductive bits hidden inside them, surely a high speed boot to the cave of fleshy delights would be pretty damn sore.

unless they're into that sort of thing....

Wazdakka · 13-07-2009 11:15am

Pherekydes wrote: »

Zeich Heil!!

Fyp..

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 11:16am

peasant wrote: »

Don't do it in jest though ...the pain is excruciating

*Says in high pitched voice and falls down... *

Abi · 13-07-2009 11:17am

thelordofcheese wrote: »

This leaves me wondering about the effectivness of a cunt punt. While women have their reproductive bits hidden inside them, surely a high speed boot to the cave of fleshy delights would be pretty damn sore.

Sore yes, but not as effective as kicking a guy in the balls. I suppose you could punch her in the bewbs. That could buy you a couple of seconds. Before she tears off your ballsack that is.

Pherekydes · 13-07-2009 11:18am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Fyp..

WTF does zeich mean?

Girls, you wouldn't need to kick wazdakka in the balls, just correct his spelling and he'd go into intellectual meltdown.

SV · 13-07-2009 11:20am

Women fighting is scary.

Far dirtier fighters than guys..regular guys that is, I'm taking no bets on scum.

norrie rugger · 13-07-2009 11:20am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Yet If we were attacked by a woman..
And I mean hell for leather scratching, kicking, punching, whatever,
It's very bad form for a man to just box her in the face.

Dont get me wrong.. I agree that it would be bloody terrible, And If I'd heard anyone who had done it I'd want to hit them..
I'm just having a bit of trouble figuring out why.. Big double standard there.

It is a great double standard.
Most people say "a man could just restrain her", has anyone here ever tried to restrain a mental woman trying to attact someone. Angry Lion springs to mind.

orourkeda · 13-07-2009 11:21am

Somebody get Don King on the phone.

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 11:25am

27 ways to do that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxyO8oMoMWo&NR=1

Wazdakka · 13-07-2009 11:27am

Pherekydes wrote: »

WTF does zeich mean?

Girls, you wouldn't need to kick wazdakka in the balls, just correct his spelling and he'd go into intellectual meltdown.

Meh..
Didnt know how to spell it + google suggested results = Zeich

And yes that's right Pherekydes..
I would go into intellectual meltdown when somebody corrects my spelling.
It's my one weakness actually.
I cry myself to sleep at night thinking about all the times my spelling has been corrected on-line.
I worry about what my spelling says about me as a person.
I really feel ashamed when I don't spell a word correctly.

So correcting my spelling to my face would be way worse than a KICK IN THE BALLS!
:rolleyes:

Edit: Also decided not to report post for abuse

rubadub · 13-07-2009 11:34am

Abigayle wrote: »

Sore yes, but not as effective as kicking a guy in the balls. I suppose you could punch her in the bewbs.

I have heard punches in boobs are meant to be sore, and that female boxers or other contact sports have an unwritten rule never to punch in the boobs.

Have to hit them where it really hurts, their looks, a good face glassing will shut them up.

thelordofcheese · 13-07-2009 11:36am

Abigayle wrote: »

Sore yes, but not as effective as kicking a guy in the balls. I suppose you could punch her in the bewbs. That could buy you a couple of seconds. Before she tears off your ballsack that is.

Bring it

Actually, now that i think of it, surely the kick-in-the-balls technique is totally dependant on the man standing legs set apart, otherwise any kick to the balls would be deflected by the legs, whereare you could work a girls funbags like a pair of speedballs with little or no impediment.

y'know, unless she had a spikey metal bra, a-la madonna circa the Blond Ambition tour.

thomond2006 · 13-07-2009 11:38am

one kick in the balls = game over

SV · 13-07-2009 11:38am

Seriously?
No one here can take a hit in the balls?

Abi · 13-07-2009 11:40am

SV wrote: »

Women fighting is scary.

Far dirtier fighters than guys..regular guys that is

Women are more strategic in how they fight. Ever have the misfortune of seeing two scumbag girls fighting? Not pretty. While going for the hair seems like such a 'girl' thing to do, it is a strategic move. When they go for the hair they pull towards the ground, so the other scumbag cant connect a punch / kick / slap, and gives the hair puller the chance to kick / knee the other one in the face.

PeterLT · 13-07-2009 11:41am

SV wrote: »

Seriously?
No one here can take a hit in the balls?

I'm gonna pass on this one. Sorry

MarkR · 13-07-2009 11:42am

SV wrote: »

Seriously?
No one here can take a hit in the balls?

I'd be fine. My wife keeps them in her purse

peasant · 13-07-2009 11:43am

SV wrote: »

Seriously?
No one here can take a hit in the balls?

depends ...there seems to be an element of "lucky dip" involved.

I've experienced (accidental) full force hits by footballs, knees and feet without too much pain (still would take your breath away for a few seconds) and then there was only the slightest of touches while playing "kung fu" that had me rolling on the floor crying with pain and gasping for air for half an hour.

Go figure

Carsinian Thau · 13-07-2009 11:43am

thelordofcheese wrote: »

This leaves me wondering about the effectivness of a cunt punt. While women have their reproductive bits hidden inside them, surely a high speed boot to the cave of fleshy delights would be pretty damn sore.

It would be sore but only marginally more so than kicking them anywhere else.

A good hard kick to the shin or a punch to the nose (on either sex) would get some impressive results.

As far average man vs. average woman. In all honesty, I believe whoever gives out the first punch is probably at a significant advantage. Provided they put in as much effort as they can.

Latchy · 13-07-2009 11:45am

Women dont fight fair

I once saw a 13 stone womon KO a 11 stone guy with one punch

Abi · 13-07-2009 11:48am

rubadub wrote: »

Have to hit them where it really hurts, their looks, a good face glassing will shut them up.

Oh jesus no. Not the teeth

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Bring it
Actually, now that i think of it, surely the kick-in-the-balls technique is totally dependant on the man standing legs set apart,

Well hes not exactly going to keep them closed while fighting. You automatically take a stance to fight

PeterLT wrote: »

I'm gonna pass on this one. Sorry

LOL... still drying my eyes here :pac:

How many average women would it take to overpower an average man?

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