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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Releases swarm of cyberfleas.*
    Right, no exterminations.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Evil Wolf." sighs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    introduces faulty flea that constantly excretes mating scent


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Curses foiled by slipshod quality control.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you using Acme again?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, an orphanage in Thailand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that figures


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Douses Deki with soapy water.*
    That should clean up your dirty mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Hey! I didn't say anything. You must be the one with smut for brains Wolf." Sprays Wolf with hot tar and dumps feathers on him. giggles. " you look like Foghorn Wolf."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I say, I say you are a very very vexing vulpine.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I iz a very very vexed vulpine.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops anvil on Deki.*
    Now, you a flat fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    squashed and wet deki duck walks back into den."somedays it's just better to stay in bed."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rolls laughing gas grenade after Deki.*
    Smile, you'll feel better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    kicks canister back at Wolf. "No Thank You, I'll just wallow in my misery."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You need a hug obviously.
    *Tosses ravenous squid at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Cuts squid up for calamarie (that isn't spelled right-and i don't care) Burns it. "Nothing like the smell of burnt seafood is there Wolf?" Tosses it out of burrow onto Wolf. Yechy stuff drips down him from top of head to sharp clawed toes.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That does it! I'm sending in the E-Team to deal with you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "I don't want to meet the E team " Crawls back into bed pulls pillow over head. Especially if they're loud.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Go get her guys

    ewoks.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "theyAREvery loud Wolf." Deki leaves burrow knocking Wolf down in her effort to leave "Going for a humane type exterminator Wolf- before they multiply."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    They all guys you know. Yes, that is the bathroom Gerald. Put the seat down when you done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh and they'll be trashing my house. They all look hungry too. Thionk you should take em home with you Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Well, you were on the menu for them, but you left.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that's right Wolf You were going to feed me to a pack of raveous Ewoks. That's one of the more evil things you've tried to do to me. When I get this straightened out I'm going to go thru the yellow pages looking for a Cyber Wolf exterminator. In the mean time-Waves staff summons teradactyls to fly Wolf up over some high peak and drop him on far distant rocks below.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I loves my teleporter belt. Should really pay for this someday.
    *teleports safely to the ground.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "So, you came back?" Grabs Wolfs ears, knees him in belly, and smacks him on snoot.
    " Gee, that sort of cheered me up a little Wolf. Oh! wait, hold still- I forgot something."
    Grabs wolfs ears, knees him in belly, and smacks him on snoot. "No, guess I had it right the first time."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Flips Deki into mound of rotten tomatoes.*
    Now, I feel cheerful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hits Wolf repeatedly with handfuls of rotten tomatoes "Feeling better all the time."


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pelts Deki with undercooked pasta.*


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